PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jack Wagner (ranked 7727 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 4994 p4p, 0 weight class). Wagner comes to the cage accompanied by Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer. Hitler has chosen Marching Song as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Jack Wagner has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Wagner
vs
Hitler

167 cm
21
155 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

175 cm
26
160 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Prefers standup

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jack Wagner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Richard Clark and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wagner darts in trying to clinch
and Hitler counters with a right hand to the body.
Hitler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wagner looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hitler moves in looking to clinch but Wagner pushes him off.
Wagner dives in and grabs Hitler's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hitler pushes down on Wagner's head and hops out.
Wagner on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hitler. Hitler obviously looking to wear him down.
Wagner finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Hitler is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Hitler looks to land a combination but Wagner avoids it well.
Wagner shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wagner tries to clinch up but Hitler circles away and keeps his distance.
Hitler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wagner.

Hitler gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Hitler creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Hitler lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wagner jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Hitler walks away with a smile on his face. Wagner gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Wagner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wagner moves to clinch but Hitler breaks away
and Hitler counters with a two punch combo.
Hitler has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Wagner is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Hitler is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wagner went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Hitler scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

It looks like Jack Wagner has been cut.

Hitler gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Wagner breaks the clinch.
Hitler tries to close the distance and clinch but Wagner swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hitler scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Wagner misses with the combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wagner misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hitler counters with a one-two to the body.

Wagner drives through and clinches with Hitler against the cage.
Nice body punch from Hitler - that landed with a thud.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Hitler takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Wagner can't find room to land a body shot as Hitler controls the action.
Wagner tries to pull guard but Hitler holds him up against the cage and eventually Wagner drops back down to his feet.

Hitler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wagner is looking to clinch.

Wagner fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hitler, pushing him back against the cage.
Wagner tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hitler just stands there and leans against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Hitler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wagner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hitler lands with a kick to the temple. Wagner shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Wagner goes for a double leg but Hitler avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Hitler continues to drive forward.
Wagner shoots in for a double leg but Hitler sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Wagner is breathing heavily.
Hitler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wagner fails with the takedown.
Wagner pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wagner tries to clinch up but Hitler circles away and keeps his distance.
Hitler throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Wagner shoots in looking for a takedown but Hitler manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Wagner's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Hitler circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Wagner drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Hitler follows Wagner to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Hitler!
Adolf Hitler bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.