PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Edward Beerhands (ranked 1004 p4p, 37 weight class) and Stud Toddler (ranked 575 p4p, 23 weight class). Beerhands comes to the cage accompanied by Drinkin'. Beerhands has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Edward Beerhands is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Beerhands
vs
Toddler

185 cm
26
205 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

178 cm
26
190 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful

Groove Gear
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Edward Beerhands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stud Toddler!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Chris Edwards and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toddler looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A swing and a miss from Toddler.
Beerhands ducks right into an uppercut from Toddler.
Toddler swinging wildly here.
Beerhands is breathing heavily.
Beerhands takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Toddler moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Toddler lands a jab to Beerhands's midsection.

Toddler cracks Beerhands with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Toddler has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Beerhands to stand back up!

Beerhands is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Toddler finds Beerhands's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Beerhands flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Toddler lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Beerhands will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stud Toddler!