PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Randy RoboTessin (ranked 2105 p4p, 195 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 3479 p4p, 290 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

RoboTessin
vs
Schlong

175 cm
27
155 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

178 cm
19
150 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Good gas tank

Groove Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Randy RoboTessin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

RoboTessin is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Schlong's half guard.

RoboTessin is working for a kimura here but Schlong manages to reverse the position and he's now in RoboTessin's guard.
RoboTessin is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but RoboTessin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong with a flurry of punches that miss.

RoboTessin looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Schlong is defending well. RoboTessin quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Schlong has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! RoboTessin celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Randy RoboTessin!
A relieved looking Randy RoboTessin thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.