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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Punch Drunk (ranked 1563 p4p, 196 weight class) and Bubba Jones (ranked 3044 p4p, 319 weight class). Jones is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Electric Worry. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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280 lbs
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278 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Punch Drunk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bubba Jones!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones drives through and clinches with Drunk against the cage.
Jones lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Drunk can't find room to land a body shot as Jones controls the action.
Jones lands with a short shot to the head.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
Drunk blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Drunk doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Drunk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Drunk lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Jones lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Drunk or not.
Jones lands an uppercut.
Jones lands a hook that snaps the head of Drunk backwards.
Jones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones scores with a nice hook to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jones cracks Drunk with a nice body shot.
Drunk is breathing heavily.
A nice left hand lands by Jones.
Jones lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jones lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Drunk backwards.
Jones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Drunk backwards.
Jones lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Drunk.
Jones lands with a left to the head.
Jones scores with a shot to the side of Drunk's head.
Jones lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jones lands a hook that snaps the head of Drunk backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jones lands a shoulder strike.
Jones lands a left hand.
Jones misses with a punch on the inside.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jones lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jones lands with a right to the head.
Jones breaks from the clinch.
Punch Drunk is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Drunk takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jones scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jones darts in and clinches Drunk up against the cage.
Jones lands a right hand that snaps the head of Drunk backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jones.
Jones lands a hook to the side of the head.
Drunk blocking some punches.
Jones lands with a left to the head.
Jones digs a right hand into Drunk's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Drunk's gas tank.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jones lands a left hand.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jones.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands with a short head shot on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jones.
Jones misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Drunk misses with a hook to the ribs.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
Drunk swings wildly with an uppercut but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Drunk throws a head punch that misses.
Jones misses with a punch on the inside.
Drunk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Drunk.
Jones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Drunk backwards.
Drunk tries to work over Jones's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jones works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Jones blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jones working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jones lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jones.
Jones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Drunk backwards.
Drunk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Drunk.
Drunk lands a hook that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Drunk blocks an uppercut.
A short left from Jones.
Jones lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Jones working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Drunk has a couple of punches blocked by Jones.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Drunk working aggressively here.
Jones lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Drunk backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Jones blocking some punches.
Jones scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jones struggles to land a body shot inside as Drunk controls his hands.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Drunk.
Jones blocking some punches.
Jones lands a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones misses with the head strike.
Drunk lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Drunk lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Drunk throws a punch but it's blocked by Jones.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones blocking some punches.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jones.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Drunk.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Drunk.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jones.
Drunk has a couple of punches blocked by Jones.
Drunk swings wildly with an uppercut but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Drunk's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Drunk swings wildly with an uppercut but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Drunk throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Joness head.
Drunk blocking some punches.
Jones working some nice short punches in the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Drunk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jones lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jones lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Drunk throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubba Jones dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Jones cracks Drunk with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A telegraphed right hand from Drunk misses the target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jones! But no joy.
Jones slips under a jab from Drunk.
The fighters circling - Drunk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Drunk waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jones.
Drunk throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jones tries to clinch up but Drunk circles away and keeps his distance.
Jones misses with a double jab.
Jones lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jones lands with an uppercut that bounces Drunk off the cage and back into range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drunk misses with a lunging right hand
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
No joy there for Drunk, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A lazy left from Jones finds it's target.
Drunk misses with a lunging right hand
and Drunk takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones has managed to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Drunk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jones swings wildly with an uppercut but Drunk uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones breaks the clinch.
Jones jabs Drunk to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Drunk is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Jones's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Drunk takes a jab right on the kisser.
Drunk takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target.
Jones scores with a nice head shot.
Drunk throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jones scores with a sloppy right hand. Drunk should have avoided that one.
Drunk gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jones.
Jones misses the jab.
Jones throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Drunk takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Drunk.
Jones lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Drunk with a nice cross.
Bubba Jones seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A left lands for Jones.
Drunk throws a big shot that misses.
Drunk drops his hands momentarily and Jones takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Drunk is rocked!
Jones fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jones has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jones lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Oh Drunk is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Drunk misses with the head strike.
Jones throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Drunks head.
Jones lands with a light punch inside.
Jones throws a big uppercut that drops Drunk! More strikes from Jones and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Drunk lies dazed against the cage as Jones celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bubba Jones!
Bubba Jones very nearly forgot to thank Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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