PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Taz McKane (ranked 308 p4p, 40 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 784 p4p, 99 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McKane
vs
Jeremy

179 cm
24
163 lbs
17 - 2 - 0

172 cm
35
155 lbs
20 - 12 - 2

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Taz McKane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McKane throws a right hand that misses
and McKane takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jeremy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McKane.
McKane ducks right into an uppercut from Jeremy.
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and McKane counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McKane lands a jab to the nose.
McKane walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jeremy fails to land with a series of punches.
McKane was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McKane misses with a straight right.
A nice side step and Jeremy releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

McKane rushes Jeremy and presses him up against the cage.
McKane lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McKane lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jeremy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jeremy.
A shot in the inside from Jeremy.
A short left from Jeremy.
McKane lands a hook that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.
A short left from Jeremy.
Jeremy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jeremy scores with a shoulder strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by McKane.
Jeremy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jeremy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McKane lands a shoulder strike.
Jeremy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A hook to the body from Jeremy.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McKane creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
McKane misses with some punches.
Jeremy lands a right hand.
McKane tries to throw a body punch but Jeremy avoids it by throwing McKane back against the cage.

Jeremy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jeremy has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy scoring well with a low kick there.
McKane moves out of range as Jeremy strikes.
An attempted straight right counter from McKane misses the target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McKane ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.
McKane looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
McKane keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jeremy.
McKane takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
McKane throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jeremy counters with a right hand to the body.
Jeremy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McKane.
A swing and a miss from Jeremy.
Jeremy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McKane momentarily.
McKane throws an overhand right that lands on Jeremy's shoulder, as Jeremy tries to avoid the shot.
A nice combination there by Jeremy.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Jeremy blocks a body shot from McKane.
McKane blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McKane can't find room to land a body shot as Jeremy controls the action.
McKane working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McKane swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McKane has a couple of punches blocked by Jeremy.
McKane misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeremy.
Jeremy lands an uppercut.

Jeremy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A jab lands there for McKane.
McKane lands a jab to the head.
Jeremy misses with a kick to the body.
Jeremy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
McKane swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy misses the shot to the body.
A big right from McKane misses.
Jeremy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McKane has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McKane takes one to the side of the head.
Jeremy moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McKane on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Jeremy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
McKane throws out a loose jab but Jeremy uses good head movement to avoid it.
McKane connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jeremy. Jeremy circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McKane takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Jeremy steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Some bone on bone action there as McKane checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
McKane takes a body punch but keeps moving.
McKane on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
McKane uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a lazy right hand but McKane sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A little feinted left hand from McKane on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McKane misses with a body shot
and Jeremy counters with a left to the body.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jeremy thuds his shin into the meat of McKane's side.
A lazy left from McKane finds it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Jeremy tries to land a leg kick but McKane saw it coming and moves away.
Jeremy throws a jab when McKane was well out of range.
Jeremy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jeremy throws a jab but it's blocked by McKane.
Jeremy misses the shot to the body.
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. McKane moves away and avoids it.
Jeremy misses with a lunging right hand
and McKane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fighters circling - McKane throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jeremy.
McKane missing with a left hand there. Jeremy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McKane swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

McKane darts in and clinches Jeremy up against the cage.
Jeremy throws a punch but it's blocked by McKane.
Jeremy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McKane scores with an uppercut up the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Jeremy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a leg kick
and McKane counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jeremy loads up on a big right hand but McKane slips the punch.
Jeremy scores with a shot to the body.
That kick from Jeremy tenderised McKane's leg. McKane is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
McKane was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jeremy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A counter left hand to the body from McKane misses its target.
McKane punishes Jeremy's body with a nice straight punch.
McKane dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Jeremy tries to keep at a distance but McKane has taken the fight into the clinch.
Jeremy throws a punch but it's blocked by McKane.
McKane misses with a punch on the inside.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jeremy misses with the head strike.
McKane lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jeremy backwards.
McKane tries to throw a body punch but Jeremy avoids it by throwing McKane back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeremy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McKane blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jeremy has a couple of punches blocked by McKane.
McKane tries a body shot but Jeremy blocks it.
Jeremy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jeremy works on McKane's body with a couple of short punches.
Jeremy swings wildly with an uppercut but McKane uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jeremy misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Jeremy breaks from the clinch.
Jeremy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jeremy misses with a leg kick
letting McKane counter with a right hand.
Jeremy moves out of range as McKane strikes.
Jeremy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jeremy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McKane was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McKane connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jeremy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McKane.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Jeremy - just one landing.
Ron Jeremy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McKane getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jeremy connects with a looping right hand.
McKane tries to clinch but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jeremy works McKane's body with a nice hook.
Jeremy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McKane.
Jeremy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jeremy swings for the body but McKane moves out of range.
McKane takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jeremy is looking to land body kicks.
Jeremy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McKane counters with a nice uppercut.
Jeremy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jeremy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeremy scores with a punch to the head.
Jeremy takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a leg kick
and McKane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fighters circling - McKane throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McKane's corner calls for a 1-2. McKane obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jeremy takes a swing at McKane's ribcage but misses.
Jeremy throws a chopping leg kick but McKane manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Jeremy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A slow jab from Jeremy misses its intended target.
An attempted straight right counter from McKane misses the target.
Jeremy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McKane.
McKane misses with an uppercut. Jeremy saw that one coming.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McKane.
Jeremy throws a body punch but McKane moves out of range.
McKane thuds a left hand into Jeremy's body.
McKane throws a hook but Jeremy avoids it easily.
McKane swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McKane throwing a counter right hand but Jeremy manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Taz McKane will probably get the nod.
That's time! McKane's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

McKane takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jeremy throws a poor cross that misses
and McKane counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McKane misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jeremy counters with a good low kick that McKane was not able to check.
Jeremy moves out of range of the strikes.
Jeremy throws a hook but McKane avoids it easily.
McKane swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and McKane counters with a nice body shot.
Jeremy blocks a jab.
McKane misses with a straight right.
McKane ducks right into an uppercut from Jeremy.
McKane scores with a nice head shot.
McKane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
McKane throws a shot from downtown. Jeremy moves away and avoids it.
McKane throws a hook but Jeremy avoids it easily.
Jeremy scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McKane cracks a nice hook into Jeremy's ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McKane looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range.
Jeremy misses with a body kick.
Jeremy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jeremy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McKane misses with a wild body shot.
Jeremy slips under a jab.
Jeremy misses with a looping right.
McKane is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
McKane looks to throw the jab but Jeremy is out of range.
McKane avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McKane connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jeremy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jeremy explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Jeremy misses with a kick to the body.
McKane checks the leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy blocks a jab.
Jeremy lands with a nice body punch.
Jeremy lands with a straight right. McKane didn't see that one coming.
Jeremy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
It seemed like Jeremy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice defenses there by Jeremy.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a looping right.
McKane gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jeremy misses with a body punch
and McKane cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McKane misses with a wild body shot.
Jeremy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McKane throws an overhand right that lands on Jeremy's shoulder, as Jeremy tries to avoid the shot.
McKane tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McKane throws a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jeremy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jeremy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McKane circles away quickly and effectively.
McKane misses with a straight right.
McKane throws an off balance right hand
and Jeremy counters with a nice uppercut.
Jeremy throws a jab when McKane was well out of range.
McKane connects with a nice looking jab.
Jeremy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McKane swings for the body but Jeremy moves out of range.

McKane clinches.
Jeremy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jeremy dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Jeremy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jeremy misses with a hook to the ribs.
McKane working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McKane misses with some punches.

Jeremy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jeremy staying out of range there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab from McKane finds it's way through Jeremy's defenses.
McKane displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jeremy throws out the jab.
McKane tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jeremy was well out of range. Poor timing from McKane.
Jeremy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jeremy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Jeremy misses with a straight left.
McKane avoids the head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy with a nice cross.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jeremy.
McKane checks the leg kick.
Nice shot lands for Jeremy.
Jeremy lands with an overhand left.
A lazy body kick from Jeremy
enabling McKane to counter with a crisp jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Ron Jeremy.
I think Jeremy has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Jeremy!
A victorious Ron Jeremy thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.