PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Beef Jerky (ranked 3860 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Nixon (ranked 3191 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Jerky
vs
Nixon

178 cm
18
194 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

194 cm
34
192 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Beef Jerky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Richard Nixon!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Frank Dennis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jerky slips a straight right by Nixon.
Jerky is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Nixon.
Nixon throws a right and a left that Jerky avoids nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nixon. Jerky does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jerky tries to counter by clinching up but Nixon breaks away and moves out of range.
Nixon throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jerky has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Jerky throws a push kick but Nixon slaps the foot to one side.
Nice defenses there by Nixon.
Jerky throws a jab but it's blocked by Nixon.
Nixon checks a leg kick.
Jerky throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Nixon checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jerky misses with a low kick.
Jerky thumps Nixon with a low kick.
Jerky connects with an inside leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jerky lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Nixon has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Nixon and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
It seemed like Nixon was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Jerky misses with a wild body shot.
Jerky tries to land a front kick but Nixon steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nice shot by Nixon.

It looks like Beef Jerky has been cut.
Jerky looks to land a left hand but Nixon moved out of range nicely.
Nixon looks like he wants to counter punch here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jerky throws a head kick but Nixon moves out of range.
Nixon moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Nixon avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Jerky is predictable there

and Nixon counters with a nice right hand that sends Jerky toppling to the canvas! Jerky scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Nixon finish him?!

Jerky is rocked!
Jerky misses with a shot to the body
and Nixon counters with a huge right that knocks Jerky out cold! Nixon is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Richard Nixon!
Richard Nixon bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.