PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Justin Biggs (ranked 889 p4p, 113 weight class) and Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 1230 p4p, 148 weight class). Diddlybottom is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Milquetoast. Milktoast Diddlybottom acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Biggs
vs
Diddlybottom

190 cm
36
225 lbs
19 - 16 - 0

213 cm
33
273 lbs
16 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Sin City Allstars

Urban Fighter
Pit Bull Development

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Justin Biggs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Eddie Farnsworth and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biggs takes a swing at Diddlybottom's ribcage but misses.
Biggs misses with a shot to the body
and Diddlybottom counters with a left to the body.
Diddlybottom is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Biggs.
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Biggs.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Diddlybottom has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Diddlybottom connects with a leg kick. Biggs looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
Diddlybottom throws a jab when Biggs was well out of range.
Biggs throws a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head but Diddlybottom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Diddlybottom throws a looping overhand right but Biggs ducks down to avoid it.
Biggs will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Biggs takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Diddlybottom attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biggs digs a good body shot into Diddlybottom's ribs.
Diddlybottom swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Biggs gets cracked there but stands up to it.
We've been told by Biggs's head coaches at Cozad MMA LA Elite that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Diddlybottom closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Diddlybottom slips a straight right by Biggs.
Diddlybottom tries a head kick but it misses.
Biggs ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diddlybottom moves away.
Diddlybottom with a poor takedown
and Biggs counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Diddlybottom misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diddlybottom displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Biggs throws out the jab.
Biggs thows a left - swing and a miss!
Diddlybottom throws a low kick, looking for Biggs's leg but Biggs calmly moves out of range.
Biggs throws a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head but Diddlybottom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diddlybottom misses with a body shot
and Biggs counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Biggs throws a body punch but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diddlybottom tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diddlybottom moves into range and connects with a jab.

It looks like Justin Biggs has been cut.
Diddlybottom throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Diddlybottom feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Biggs's calf.
Diddlybottom tries to score with a low kick but Biggs moves his leg out of the way.
Diddlybottom tries a low kick but Biggs avoids it.
Biggs connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Diddlybottom momentarily.
Biggs's corner calls for a 1-2. Biggs obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Biggs on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Biggs throws the left hand but Diddlybottom avoids the punch easily.
Biggs sets himself, and Diddlybottom steps forward looking for the clinch! Biggs avoids it this time.
Diddlybottom has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Biggs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biggs swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Justin Biggs is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diddlybottom has a takedown stuffed.
A head kick from Diddlybottom lands but Biggs takes it in his stride.
Diddlybottom checks the leg kick.
Biggs throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom misses with a jab to the body
and Biggs counters with a straight right hand.
Diddlybottom wants to clinch
and Biggs counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Diddlybottom swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Biggs counter with a right hand.
Diddlybottom lands with an uppercut that bounces Biggs off the cage and back into range.
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Biggs checks it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Diddlybottom looks to throw the jab but Biggs is out of range.
Biggs throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot.
Biggs went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Biggs cracks a nice hook into Diddlybottom's ribs.
Diddlybottom attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Diddlybottom tries to land a body kick
and Biggs counters with a two punch combo.
Danga de danga de dang - Biggs scores with a four punch combination!
Biggs avoids the body shot from Diddlybottom.
Biggs slips under a jab from Diddlybottom.
Biggs is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick, looking for Biggs's leg but Biggs calmly moves out of range.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick that is checked
and Biggs counters with a nice uppercut.
Biggs throws an overhand right that lands on Diddlybottom's shoulder, as Diddlybottom tries to avoid the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Justin Biggs dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Biggs fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Biggs is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Diddlybottom.
Biggs misses with a series of wild punches.
Diddlybottom takes a swing at Biggs's ribcage but misses.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Diddlybottom might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Biggs has got the better of the exchanges.
Diddlybottom tries a head kick but it misses.
Diddlybottom just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Biggs.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Biggs here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom shoots in but no luck this time.
The fighters circling - Diddlybottom throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Diddlybottom lands a nice leg kick that just misses Biggs's sensitive parts.
Diddlybottom throws a jab but it's blocked by Biggs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biggs is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A quick step to the side and Biggs tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Biggs misses the shot to the body.
Diddlybottom tries to counter by closing the distance.
Diddlybottom shoots in looking for a takedown. Biggs tries to sprawl out of it but Diddlybottom keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Biggs manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Justin Biggs is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Biggs moves out of range as Diddlybottom strikes.
Biggs throws a looping overhand right but Diddlybottom ducks down to avoid it.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
Biggs throws a series of punches but Diddlybottom avoids them all with ease.
A head kick misses from Diddlybottom.
Biggs moves away from the strike by Diddlybottom.
Biggs swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Biggs sets himself, and Diddlybottom steps forward looking for the clinch! Biggs avoids it this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biggs turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Diddlybottom tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Biggs is able to avoid easily.
Diddlybottom staying out of range there.
Diddlybottom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Biggs.
Diddlybottom with the counter takedown but Biggs avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Biggs tries to bum rush Diddlybottom with a series of wild strikes but Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Some wild striking there from Biggs.
Diddlybottom feints the counter takedown.
Biggs missing with a left hand there. Diddlybottom was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Biggs throws a series of punches but Diddlybottom avoids them all with ease.
Diddlybottom throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
An attempted straight right counter from Biggs misses the target.
Diddlybottom misses with a low kick as Biggs jumps back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Biggs swings widly with a right hand
and Diddlybottom connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biggs misses with a few strikes there.
Biggs throws a hook but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Good work by Biggs as he checks the leg kick.
It looked like Biggs wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Diddlybottom throws out a loose jab but Biggs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Diddlybottom defending well as Biggs loads up on a big left hand.
A left and a right from Biggs both land. Nice combination.
Biggs throws a jab but it's blocked by Diddlybottom.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diddlybottom.
Biggs needs to keep his hands up - Diddlybottom had a free shot at his head there.
Biggs throws a hook but Diddlybottom avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Diddlybottom throws a head kick that half lands.
Diddlybottom shoots in and drives through. Biggs sprawls well.
Justin Biggs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Milktoast Diddlybottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biggs swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Diddlybottom pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Biggs checks it well.
Diddlybottom slips under a jab.
Biggs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Diddlybottom throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Diddlybottom misses the shot to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Biggs. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Biggs.
Diddlybottom misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Diddlybottom throws a solid leg kick but Biggs takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Diddlybottom drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Diddlybottom slips a jab and a cross from Biggs.
Diddlybottom is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Justin Biggs dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Diddlybottom dodges the punch combination from Biggs.
Biggs will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Biggs.
Biggs throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Diddlybottom throws a lazy body kick
and Biggs cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Biggs checks it.
Diddlybottom misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biggs loads up on a big right hand but Diddlybottom slips the punch.
Biggs is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Diddlybottom can do to turn this around?
Diddlybottom uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Biggs.
Diddlybottom tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Diddlybottom.
Biggs fires out a quick counter leg kick but Diddlybottom just manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom thows a leg kick but Biggs checks it
and Biggs counters with a straight right hand.
Biggs throws out a loose jab but Diddlybottom uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biggs misses with a left hand

and Diddlybottom counters with a nice double leg into guard.

Biggs wriggles free and stands up.
Justin Biggs is winning the standup battle so far.
Biggs throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom avoids a punch combination nicely.
Diddlybottom tries to counter by closing the distance.
Diddlybottom connects with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diddlybottom fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Biggs is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Biggs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biggs scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Biggs lands with a hook. Diddlybottom tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Diddlybottom - that will leave a mark!
A leg kick checked by Biggs.
It looked like Biggs wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Biggs scores with a nice strike.
Biggs scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Diddlybottom tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A jab from Biggs misses.
A slow jab from Biggs misses its intended target.
Diddlybottom with the counter takedown but Biggs avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Biggs appears to be looking for a big counter.
Nice body punch from Biggs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick that knocks Biggs off balance momentarily.
Diddlybottom looks to land a left hand but Biggs moved out of range nicely.
Milktoast Diddlybottom has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Biggs gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Diddlybottom trying to move into half guard but instead Biggs has managed to sweep!

Biggs won't allow Diddlybottom to sweep him here.

Diddlybottom is looking for a triangle but Biggs pushes his legs off easily.
Diddlybottom working a defensive guard here.
Biggs wants to stand but Diddlybottom is controlling his posture from full guard.
Diddlybottom looking for a sweep. Not yet Diddlybottom, not yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Biggs avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Diddlybottom looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Diddlybottom throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Biggs escapes and throws Diddlybottom's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Justin Biggs overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Biggs is trying to get an arm triangle but Diddlybottom is defending well.
You can see the frustration on Diddlybottom's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Justin Biggs showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Biggs has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 30:27
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Justin Biggs!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Justin Biggs made sure he mentioned Cartel Elite Supps, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Milktoast Diddlybottom was interviewed post fight and said 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.