PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jeti Rostedt (ranked 1162 p4p, 139 weight class) and Turbo Epicity (ranked 1532 p4p, 174 weight class). Rostedt comes to the cage accompanied by Silent Running. The crowd seem to be enjoying Epicity's choice of entrance music: Semi Charmed Life. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Rostedt
vs
Epicity

184 cm
36
174 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

185 cm
32
177 lbs
19 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jeti Rostedt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Turbo Epicity!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Radbod Blank and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rostedt misses with a kick to the body.
Rostedt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Epicity manages to avoid it.
Rostedt throws a body shot but no joy.
Rostedt has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rostedt there as he acknowledges the shot.
Epicity scores with a nice body kick.
Horrible takedown attempt by Rostedt or perhaps it was just good defense by Epicity, which made it look bad.
Epicity misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rostedt.
A quick step to the side and Rostedt tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rostedt scores with a punch to the head.
Epicity on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rostedt lands a high kick!
Epicity stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rostedt.
Rostedt lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Rostedt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jab from Epicity.
Epicity looks to throw the jab but Rostedt is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Epicity is predictable there
and Rostedt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Rostedt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Epicity was well out of range. Poor timing from Rostedt.
Rostedt works the jab nicely.
Jeti Rostedt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rostedt throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Epicity counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Rostedt shoots in for a takedown but Epicity shows good takedown defense.
Epicity is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Rostedt with a body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Rostedt. Those never looked like landing.
Epicity misses with a double jab.
Rostedt takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Rostedt throws a sloppy head kick and Epicity moves out of range easily.
Epicity appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Epicity ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rostedt moves away.
Epicity moves out of range of the body kick.
It seemed like Epicity was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rostedt scores with a jab to the body.
Rostedt throws a body kick that misses.
Epicity throws a hook to the side of Rostedt's head but Rostedt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rostedt jabs Epicity right on the nose. Epicity blinks but takes it well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rostedt tries a head kick but it misses.
Rostedt misses with a kick to the body.
Rostedt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rostedt lands a glancing blow to the side of Epicity's head.
Rostedt moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A lazy left from Epicity finds it's target.
Epicity tried to score with a low kick but Rostedt checks it.
Epicity uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rostedt.
Epicity lands with a kick to the ribs.
Rostedt throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A little jabbing left from Epicity on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Epicity checks a leg kick nicely.
Rostedt lands a jab to Epicity's midsection.
Rostedt will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Epicity throws out a counter right but Rostedt avoids it with no problem.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Epicity stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rostedt.
Rostedt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rostedt takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Rostedt falls off balance throwing a combination
and Epicity counters with a nice uppercut.
Left hook, right uppercut from Rostedt.
Epicity defending well as Rostedt loads up on a big left hand.
Turbo Epicity is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Epicity tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Rostedt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Epicity stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jab, jab by Rostedt - just one landing.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Rostedt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeti Rostedt. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Epicity checks a low kick from Rostedt.
Epicity misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rostedt.
Epicity keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Epicity throws out a counter right but Rostedt avoids it with no problem.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Epicity scores with a hook to the body. Rostedt takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Epicity fakes the leg kick and cracks Rostedt in the body.
Rostedt blocks a leg kick.
Rostedt misses the shot to the body.
Epicity lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Epicity scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rostedt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
An inside leg kick lands from Epicity.
Epicity takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Epicity takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Good shot there by Epicity.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeti Rostedt dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Rostedt thows a leg kick but Epicity checks it
enabling Epicity to counter with a crisp jab.
Rostedt scores with a jab to the body.
Rostedt looks to land a left hand but Epicity moved out of range nicely.
Jeti Rostedt is winning the standup battle so far.
Rostedt throws a low kick but Epicity avoids it.
Epicity flicks out a counter leg kick but Rostedt steps away.
Rostedt checks a low kick from Epicity.
Rostedt lands a nice shot that snaps Epicity's head back.
Rostedt swings for the body but Epicity moves out of range.
Epicity lands with a cross.
Rostedt attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Epicity throws a looping overhand right but Rostedt ducks down to avoid it.
Rostedt fires out a quick counter leg kick but Epicity just manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Epicity pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rostedt misses with a leg kick
and Epicity counters with a left to the body.
Epicity misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rostedt.
Epicity waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rostedt.
Epicity just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromRostedt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Epicity misses with a lunging right hand
and Rostedt counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Rostedt lands a head kick. Epicity smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A jab from Epicity does it's job there.
Rostedt swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Epicity counters with a stiff right hand.
Rostedt checks a leg kick.
Rostedt fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Epicity on the side of the head.
Rostedt just misses with a punch to the body.
Epicity unleashes a big counter combination but Rostedt bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Epicity connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Rostedt shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Epicity defends it nicely.
Rostedt is looking to wear down Epicity with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Epicity takes a swing at Rostedt's ribcage but misses.
Rostedt shoots in but no luck this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Epicity as he checks the leg kick.
Epicity walks into a left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rostedt takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Rostedt fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Epicity checks it well.
Rostedt digs a good body shot into Epicity's ribs.
Rostedt tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Epicity counters with a nice body kick.
Epicity throws a wild body kick that Rostedt sees coming a mile off.
Good work by Rostedt as he checks the leg kick.
Epicity's corner calls for a 1-2. Epicity obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A big right from Rostedt misses.
Rostedt lands with an uppercut that bounces Epicity off the cage and back into range.
Rostedt has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rostedt there as he acknowledges the shot.
A big right from Rostedt misses.
Rostedt lands a nice looking body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Epicity misses with a body shot.
Epicity tries to score with a low kick but Rostedt moves his leg out of the way.
Epicity throws a lazy right hand but Rostedt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rostedt throws a leg kick
enabling Epicity to counter with a crisp jab.
Rostedt connects with a leg kick. Epicity looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Rostedt moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Rostedt blocks a low kick nicely.
Rostedt missing with a left hand there. Epicity was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Epicity jabs Rostedt right on the nose. Rostedt blinks but takes it well.
Nice straight punches there by Rostedt. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Rostedt.
Rostedt throws a leg kick but Epicity sees it coming and moves out of range.
Rostedt stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A slow jab from Epicity misses its intended target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rostedt fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Epicity misses with a leg kick

and Rostedt counters with a nice double leg into side control. Epicity won't be happy with that.

Epicity throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Epicity throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Epicity takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Rostedt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rostedt fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Epicity checks it well.
Nice body punch from Epicity.
Epicity misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rostedt.
Epicity displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rostedt throws out the jab.
Rostedt feints and then cracks Epicity's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Epicity down.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rostedt lands with a nice combination. Epicity backs away looking to recover.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Turbo Epicity will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Rostedt waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Epicity.
Rostedt is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Epicity looks to land a body kick but Rostedt moved away.
Rostedt cracks Epicity with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Rostedt fails with the takedown.
Rostedt throws a body punch but Epicity moves out of range.
Epicity misses with a looping right.
A swing and a miss from Epicity.
Epicity misses with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Epicity throws out a powerful jab.
Rostedt throws the left hand but Epicity avoids the punch easily.
Epicity feints a counter leg kick.
Rostedt throws a looping overhand right but Epicity ducks down to avoid it.
Rostedt misses with a body shot.
Epicity flicks out a counter leg kick but Rostedt steps away.
Rostedt throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rostedt misses with the combination.
Epicity is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Rostedt with a body shot.
Rostedt slips under a jab.
Rostedt is looking to counter punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Epicity misses the target.
Rostedt attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Epicity misses with a wild body shot.
Rostedt moves out of range as Epicity strikes.
Rostedt tries a low kick but Epicity avoids it.
Rostedt chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Rostedt throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Rostedt throws a combination that misses
and Epicity counters with a nice body shot.
Rostedt throws a lazy right hand but Epicity sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rostedt takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rostedt misses with a wild body shot.
Epicity steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rostedt.
Epicity counters with a body kick.
Epicity lunges at Rostedt with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Rostedt's hand.
Rostedt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Epicity stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body punch from Rostedt.
A jab from Rostedt misses.
Epicity misses with an uppercut. Rostedt saw that one coming.
Good exchange - Epicity coming out on top.
Rostedt throws a hook to the side of Epicity's head but Epicity sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Epicity slips a jab and a cross from Rostedt.
Epicity tries to land a front kick but Rostedt steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Epicity misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Epicity is predictable there
and Rostedt counters with an outside leg kick.
Rostedt throws a solid leg kick but Epicity takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rostedt.
Epicity now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Epicity checks a low kick from Rostedt.
Rostedt rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Epicity counters with an outside leg kick.
Epicity's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Epicity keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Epicity only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Rostedt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A little jabbing left from Epicity on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Rostedt moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by Epicity there.
Epicity takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Epicity lands a nice looking body shot.
Epicity on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Epicity walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Rostedt checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Epicity thuds his right hand into Rostedt's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Epicity fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rostedt manages to avoid it.
Epicity fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Epicity ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Epicity throws a big shot that misses.
Epicity swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rostedt thows a left - swing and a miss!
Epicity with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rostedt swings away with a body shot that misses
and Epicity counters with a thumping low kick.
Epicity throws a wild body kick that Rostedt sees coming a mile off.
Epicity throws a hook but Rostedt avoids it easily.
Rostedt lands a jab.
Rostedt scores with a nice right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Turbo Epicity.
I think Epicity has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 28:29
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:28
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Turbo Epicity!
Turbo Epicity made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I'm not surprised by the swirls'.