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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steven Tauer (ranked 1232 p4p, 181 weight class) and Pugilistic Dementia (ranked 1866 p4p, 267 weight class). Dementia has chosen Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.



200 cm
29
219 lbs
5 - 3 - 0
187 cm
35
209 lbs
17 - 5 - 0
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steven Tauer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pugilistic Dementia!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Lou da Vinci and John Roberts.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dementia closes the distance looking to clinch
and Tauer counters with a nice uppercut.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dementia.
Tauer tries to clinch up.
Dementia slips under a jab from Tauer.
Dementia stuffs the takedown.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tauer. Dementia does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dementia lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Tauer throws a body punch but Dementia moves out of range.
Dementia looks like he wants to counter punch here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dementia misses with a leg kick.
Good leg kick by Dementia there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Tauer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tauer half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Tauer avoids the head kick by Dementia.
Dementia wants to slow Tauer down by chopping away at his legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dementia dips to his left and cracks Tauer with an uppercut!
Dementia is looking to slow Tauer down with leg kicks.
Dementia tries to clinch but Tauer is having none of it.
Tauer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dementia throws a nice inside leg kick.
Tauer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dementia throws a hook but Tauer blocks it.
Tauer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dementia thumps Tauer with a low kick.
Tauer swats away the attempt to clinch by Dementia.
Dementia will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Tauer changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Nice jab there from Tauer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dementia lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Tauer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dementia connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Dementia fails with an attempt to clinch.
Tauer takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dementia cracks Tauer with an open hand slap.
Dementia throws a hook but Tauer avoids it easily.
Tauer feinted with a counter takedown.
Dementia thuds a left hand into Tauer's body.
Tauer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Tauer looks to score with a jab to the body but Dementia is just out of range.
Dementia throws a lazy right hand but Tauer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dementia thumps Tauer with a low kick.
Tauer shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tauer misses with a body shot
and Dementia counters with a solid body kick.

Tauer shoots in and bounces Dementia off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

Dementia has his foot on Tauer's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Tauer works his way back into a safe position though.

Dementia is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Tauer advances to half guard.

Dementia looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Tauer wants to work for an arm triangle but Dementia is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Dementia is looking to control Tauer's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dementia avoid being mounted?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tauer wants to pass to mount but Dementia is defending the position.

Tauer is looking for a kimura but Dementia is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Tauer to get the leverage.

Tauer seems to be looking for submissions.
Tauer is trying to control. Dementia wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Dementia actively working from the bottom here.
Tauer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dementia keeps working.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pugilistic Dementia dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Dementia misses with an uppercut.
Dementia tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tauer was well out of range. Poor timing from Dementia.
Dementia looks to throw the jab but Tauer is out of range.
Tauer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Dementia scores with a body shot.
Tauer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A big right from Dementia misses.
Tauer dives in for a single leg takedown but Dementia sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Dementia misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tauer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dementia throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dementia ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Tauer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dementia tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tauer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Tauer shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Dementia sprawls well. Dementia wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Tauer gets slowly back to his feet.
Pugilistic Dementia is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tauer misses with a jab to the body
and Tauer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tauer shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dementia as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Steven Tauer. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Tauer closes the distance and clinches.

Dementia escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Tauer is looking to wear down Dementia with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Tauer with a nice cross.
Dementia is looking to slow Tauer down with leg kicks.
Dementia has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Crunch! Dementia slams his shin into Tauer's torso.
Dementia tries a low kick but Tauer avoids it.
Tauer misses with a wild combination.
Tauer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dementia thuds a left hand into Tauer's body.
Dementia fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tauer manages to avoid it.
Tauer avoids a kick to the body.
Tauer on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dementia throws a leg kick

and Tauer counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Tauer looking to pass the guard.

Dementia looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Tauer passes into side control.
Dementia tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Tauer presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dementia working to try and regain half guard.
Dementia holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Tauer tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Dementia is desperately trying to improve his position but Tauer has a good base and remains in mount.
We've been hearing good reports from Tauer's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dementia slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Dementia looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dementia has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Tauer is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Dementia sees it coming and defends easily.
Dementia holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Tauer is looking for a kimura here.
Dementia has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Tauer is working away from the top position though.

Tauer is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Dementia has managed to free his arm - good work.
Dementia manages to get to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pugilistic Dementia showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!


Tauer connects with a single shot there.

Tauer has Dementia up against the cage in a clinch.
Tauer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Tauer stalling in the clinch but Dementia improves position.
Dementia blocks an uppercut.
Tauer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short right from Dementia on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tauer is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dementia pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Dementia lands with a right to the head.
Dementia prevents a body shot from Tauer.
Dementia pushes off an throws an elbow but Tauer leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

Dementia breaks the clinch.
Dementia lands the left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dementia looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dementia. That's going to slow Tauer down.
Tauer misses with a straight right.
Dementia is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dementia digs a good body shot into Tauer's ribs.
Tauer is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dementia sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dementia throws a body shot but no joy.
Tauer appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Dementia throws a shot from downtown. Tauer moves away and avoids it.
Dementia thows a leg kick but Tauer checks it
and Tauer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tauer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tauer attempts a counter takedown but Dementia avoids it well and moves away.
Tauer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dementia looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dementia stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dementia wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Steven Tauer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dementia misses with a wild body shot.
Tauer feinted with a counter takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dementia looks to score with a jab to the body but Tauer is just out of range.
Tauer missing with a left hand there. Dementia was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dementia, right into the meat.
Tauer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dementia.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dementia swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Tauer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Pugilistic Dementia is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dementia scores with a spinning back kick!
Dementia misses with a body shot.
Steven Tauer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Tauer moves into the clinch successfully.
Tauer is looking to take this one to the mat.
Tauer dodges an elbow strike from Dementia.
Tauer has had enough of the clinch but Dementia keeps him there for the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tauer tries for a takedown. No joy.
Tauer swings wildly with an uppercut but Dementia uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tauer throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Tauer fails to land.
Tauer struggles to land a body shot inside as Dementia controls his hands.
Tauer has had enough of the clinch but Dementia keeps him there for the moment.
Tauer struggles to land a body shot inside as Dementia controls his hands.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dementia.
Tauer stalls.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tauer swings wildly with an uppercut but Dementia uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tauer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Tauer tries to work over Dementia's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tauer lands with a light punch inside.
Tauer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dementia is pressed up against the cage. Tauer has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Dementia down to the mat. Dementia avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Tauer misses the shot to the body.
Dementia now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Pugilistic Dementia seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tauer with a lazy takedown attempt
and Dementia connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dementia lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tauer's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dementia connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Tauer scrambles back to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Pugilistic Dementia.
I've got Dementia winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 27:30
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pugilistic Dementia!

Pugilistic Dementia seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
47%
 
 
 
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