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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dardan Douchebag (ranked 2154 p4p, 191 weight class) and Brian Jones (ranked 1398 p4p, 140 weight class). Douchebag comes to the cage accompanied by Donkey. Jones is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Take my hand. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



176 cm
32
155 lbs
11 - 10 - 0
165 cm
35
146 lbs
23 - 20 - 0
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin


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Bee Krazy


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dardan Douchebag!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Brian Jones!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and Frank Dennis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Douchebag closes the distance and pushes Jones back into the cage.

Douchebag has hold of one of Jones's legs. Jones is fighting the takedown attempt but Douchebag gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.

Douchebag got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jones has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Douchebag has managed to get both his arms back between Jones's legs - danger averted.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Douchebag drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Douchebag jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Douchebag sitting in guard, not really doing much.

Jones had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Douchebag defends it easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag stopping the sweep attempt from Jones.

Jones is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Douchebag defends well.

Jones is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Douchebag defends well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Douchebag is in close to Jones's body, working some short punches and elbows.

Douchebag got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jones has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Douchebag has managed to get both his arms back between Jones's legs - danger averted.
Douchebag landing with the ground and pound.
Douchebag throwing strikes from guard but Jones blocks nicely.
Douchebag scores with a decent looking elbow strike.

Jones had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Douchebag defends it easily.

Jones escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Douchebag gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Douchebag has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Douchebag looking to pass the guard.
Douchebag trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.
Douchebag missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Jones is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Douchebag slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Douchebag landing with the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag distracts Jones with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Douchebag working some strikes from top position.
Jones avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Douchebag postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Douchebag drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Jones dives on top into guard.


Jones avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Jones sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Douchebag's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag moves into full guard.
Jones sitting in guard here, content to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag tries to strike from the bottom.
Douchebag manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jones manages to get himself to full guard.

Jones keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Jones is on top in guard.

Douchebag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jones is one step ahead there.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jones trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


No luck with that takedown attempt from Douchebag.
Douchebag darts in looking for a takedown but Jones gets double underhooks and turns Douchebag into the cage.
Jones has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Douchebag is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown but Jones shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Douchebag dives in and grabs Jones's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jones pushes down on Douchebag's head and hops out.
Douchebag fails in his attempt to clinch.

Jones shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Douchebag is looking to improve his position.

Jones wants to work for an arm triangle but Douchebag is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Jones is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Douchebag defends it well.
Douchebag wants to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

Jones is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Douchebag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jones is one step ahead there.

Douchebag is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Jones is aware though and is defending well.
Jones stands and throws Douchebag's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Douchebag is looking to regain half guard here but Jones keeps moving and retains side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag is working hard here to advance position.

Jones thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Jones tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Douchebag manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Douchebag keeping hold of Jones's head, controlling as best he can.
Douchebag is trying to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones blocks the strikes from Douchebag.
Douchebag tries to roll over but Jones keeps him under control.

Douchebag actively working from the bottom here.
Douchebag tries to roll over but Jones keeps him under control.
Jones works his foot free and advances to mount.
Douchebag is squirming around, avoiding Jones's attempts to control the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag tries to reverse the position but Jones maintains control.

Jones looking for a guillotine from mount but Douchebag is having none of it.
Douchebag working to try and regain half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jones is looking to work his way around to Douchebag's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.

Jones moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Douchebag has worked his arm free - good work by Douchebag!

Jones working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brian Jones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!


Douchebag fails to land the takedown.

Jones gets a takedown into half guard.
Jones is looking to take a break and control but Douchebag is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Jones is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Douchebag doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Jones.
Douchebag is trying to maintain the position but Jones is very close to passing his half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Douchebag is trying to keep Jones in close.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jones wants to control from the top but Douchebag keeps moving.
Jones might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Douchebag haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Douchebag manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jones manages to get himself to full guard.

Jones is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Douchebag distracts Jones with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Jones has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douchebag trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.
Jones wants to sweep here but Douchebag controlling him for the moment.
Douchebag controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

Jones working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Douchebag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Douchebag manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Jones is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Jones is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Douchebag is aware though and is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag is looking to work some ground and pound but Jones has wrist control.

Douchebag throws a sloppy strike and Jones has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Douchebag is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Jones!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Brian Jones!
A relieved looking Brian Jones thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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