PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ture Torped (ranked 1221 p4p, 188 weight class) and General Snus (ranked 1520 p4p, 229 weight class). Torped comes to the cage accompanied by Das boot - Movie soundtrack. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as General Snus enters the cage!

Torped
vs
Snus

190 cm
24
215 lbs
8 - 2 - 1

189 cm
23
220 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ture Torped!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, General Snus!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Columbo Gatti and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snus fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Torped avoids it really well and circles away.
Snus throws a combination that misses

and Torped counters with a series of strikes that sends Snus to the canvas! Torped follows down into guard, looking to finish the fight!

Snus is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Snus kicks Torped off and gets to his feet.
Snus throws a combination that misses
and Torped counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Snus thuds a left hand into Torped's body.
Snus looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Torped lands with a good body shot.
Torped scores with a decent looking hook.
Torped connects with a nice looking jab.
Snus is still on wobbly legs! Can Torped finish him?
Torped fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Snus square on the jaw! Damn, Snus is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ture Torped!
A very excited looking Ture Torped made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, General Snus stepped up to the mic, saying 'Kill or be killed ....No boring fights! I want to thank my manager for not giving up on my slow learning azz ..'.