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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Cocaine (ranked 2617 p4p, 356 weight class) and Luciano Bizarria (ranked 2488 p4p, 339 weight class). Cocaine's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Nothing To Lose. Bizarria has chosen Arnaldo Antunes - Alta Noite as his entrance music. Luciano Bizarria is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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220 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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204 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny Cocaine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Luciano Bizarria!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Robert Douchet and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cocaine needs to keep his hands up - Bizarria had a free shot at his head there.
We've been told by Cocaine's head coaches at The Takeover that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bizarria misses with a hook. Cocaine ducked under it nicely.
Cocaine smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
It looks like Luciano Bizarria has been cut.
Bizarria fails with a takedown attempt.
Bizarria ducks under a wild hook from Cocaine.
Cocaine on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A jab lands there for Bizarria.
Cocaine throws out a loose jab but Bizarria uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bizarria tries to clinch but Cocaine is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bizarria throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It looked like Cocaine wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bizarria ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cocaine moves away.
Bizarria connects with a right hand. Cocaine shakes it off.
A big left from Cocaine misses.
A little jabbing left from Bizarria on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cocaine displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bizarria throws out the jab.
Bizarria misses with a series of wild punches.
A little feinted left hand from Cocaine on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bizarria with a poor takedown
and Cocaine counters with a stiff right hand.
Cocaine throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bizarria sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bizarria throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Good shot there by Bizarria.
Horrible takedown attempt by Bizarria or perhaps it was just good defense by Cocaine, which made it look bad.
Johnny Cocaine has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Luciano Bizarria.
Bizarria displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cocaine throws out the jab.
Bizarria looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bizarria connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cocaine. Cocaine circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bizarria has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Bizarria throws a right hand that misses
and Cocaine counters with a stiff right hand.
Bizarria ducks under a wild hook from Cocaine.
Bizarria wants to counter the offense by Cocaine and move into the clinch position.
Bizarria throws a lazy right hand but Cocaine sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cocaine throws an overhand right that lands on Bizarria's shoulder, as Bizarria tries to avoid the shot.
Bizarria moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Bizarria might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bizarria takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cocaine throws the left hand but Bizarria avoids the punch easily.
Bizarria scores with a jab to the body.
Bizarria tests Cocaine's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bizarria throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cocaine sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bizarria ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cocaine moves away.
Bizarria cracks a nice hook into Cocaine's ribs.
A jab from Cocaine misses.
A nice side step and Bizarria releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Bizarria goes for a double leg but Cocaine avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Cocaine continues to drive forward.
Bizarria misses with a body shot.
It looked like Cocaine was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Bizarria.
Luciano Bizarria seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bizarria darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bizarria cracks Cocaine with a good jab.
Bizarria with a hook.
Bizarria takes a swing at Cocaine's ribcage but misses.
Johnny Cocaine is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bizarria throws a body shot but no joy.
Cocaine throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bizarria shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Cocaine but Cocaine pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Cocaine misses with a left hand
and Bizarria counters with a stiff right hand.
Cocaine lands a body shot.
A jab lands there for Bizarria.
Bizarria throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cocaine tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bizarria paws at him with a jab and circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bizarria has a takedown stuffed.
Bizarria is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Cocaine had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Bizarria throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Cocaine wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bizarria avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cocaine lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bizarria circles away quickly and effectively.
Cocaine drives through and clinches with Bizarria against the cage.
Bizarria drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Cocaine gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Bizarria's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bizarria on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cocaine avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cocaine tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bizarria manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cocaine takes one on the chin but seems OK.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Luciano Bizarria dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Luciano Bizarria's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Bizarria throws a big shot that misses.
Cocaine was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bizarria lands an overhand right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bizarria. Cocaine does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cocaine was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Cocaine tries to move into range but Bizarria moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bizarria shoots in but Cocaine avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Cocaine swings widly with a right hand
and Cocaine takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cocaine slips a straight right by Bizarria.
A little feinted left hand from Cocaine on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Cocaine keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bizarria shoots in for a takedown but Cocaine shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Cocaine fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bizarria manages to avoid it.
Cocaine takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cocaine tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Decent striking displayed by Bizarria there.
Luciano Bizarria seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bizarria blocks a jab.
Cocaine gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Cocaine connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cocaine takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bizarria scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Nice defenses there by Cocaine.
Cocaine clobbers Bizarria with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bizarria closes the distance and lands a one-two.
A telegraphed right hand from Cocaine misses the target.
Bizarria throws a looping overhand right but Cocaine ducks down to avoid it.
Bizarria keeps the fight on the outside.
Bizarria doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Bizarria swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bizarria ducks under a wild hook from Cocaine.
Cocaine jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cocaine misses with a straight right.
Bizarria cracks Cocaine with an open hand slap.
Cocaine getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Cocaine throws a jab but it's blocked by Bizarria.
Bizarria doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Bizarria misses the shot to the body.
Bizarria ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cocaine moves away.
A little feinted left hand from Cocaine on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bizarria lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bizarria lands an overhand right.
Bizarria gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Cocaine counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That has opened up Luciano Bizarria's cut even more.
Johnny Cocaine has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Luciano Bizarria.
Bizarria ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cocaine moves away.
It looked like Cocaine wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cocaine leaves Bizarria with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Bizarria lands with a shot to the body.
Bizarria avoids the body shot from Cocaine.
Cocaine scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bizarria in his tracks.
Cocaine lands a big shot that drops Bizarria! Can he finish him?
Bizarria is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cocaine gets to his feet and stands over Bizarria, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Bizarria felt that one! Cocaine unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Bizarria from any more punishment!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Cocaine!
After the big win, Johnny Cocaine made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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