PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Harry McQuirre (ranked 2311 p4p, 259 weight class) and Deez Nuts (ranked 3043 p4p, 338 weight class). Deez Nuts will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

McQuirre
vs
Nuts

178 cm
20
160 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

189 cm
20
162 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry McQuirre!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Deez Nuts!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Alec Ball and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Nuts with that takedown attempt.
McQuirre scores with the left hand. Nuts knows he should have avoided that one.
Nuts is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McQuirre throws a hook but Nuts avoids it easily.
McQuirre has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Gym in the buildup to the fight.
McQuirre is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nuts.
Nuts shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and McQuirre counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Nuts thinking.
Nuts throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McQuirre's waist but McQuirre gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Nuts off to one side.
Harry McQuirre has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Deez Nuts.
Nuts fails to land the takedown.
Nuts slips under a jab.
Nuts looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
McQuirre takes a swing at Nuts's ribcage but misses.
Nuts fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McQuirre looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nuts shoots in for a takedown but McQuirre shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McQuirre tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nuts was well out of range. Poor timing from McQuirre.
Nuts wants to counter with a clinch but McQuirre pushes him away.
Nuts takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McQuirre scores with a decent looking hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Nuts scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Nuts tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Nuts swings around for an armbar but McQuirre sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Nuts's guard.

McQuirre is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Nuts has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. McQuirre is looking to defend but Nuts has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for McQuirre! Nuts pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, McQuirre taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Deez Nuts!
Deez Nuts decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.