PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Do You Really Want To Hurt (ranked 1947 p4p, 237 weight class) and Rick Laws (ranked 3184 p4p, 342 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

You Really Want To Hurt
vs
Laws

185 cm
25
285 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

192 cm
25
220 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Good elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Do You Really Want To Hurt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Rick Laws!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Winston Alpacca and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
You Really Want To Hurt thuds his right hand into Laws's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

It looks like Rick Laws has been cut.
Laws misses with a takedown attempt

and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a nice right hand that sends Laws toppling to the canvas! Laws scrambles and gets back to his feet - can You Really Want To Hurt finish him?!

Laws is rocked!
Laws shoots and misses
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Laws to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by You Really Want To Hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Do You Really Want To Hurt!
An out of breath Do You Really Want To Hurt thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.