PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nig Nig (ranked 756 p4p, 119 weight class) and Sodomy Hussein (ranked 1087 p4p, 163 weight class). Nig Nig is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Nig
vs
Hussein

201 cm
19
210 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

186 cm
22
217 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nig Nig!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sodomy Hussein!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nig misses the shot to the body.
Nig slips a straight right by Hussein.
Hussein lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Nig Nig has been cut.
A jab from Nig finds it's way through Hussein's defenses.
Hussein throws a hook but Nig avoids it easily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Nig.
Hussein throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hussein throws a solid leg kick but Nig takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hussein.
Nig digs a good hook to Hussein's body.
A telegraphed right hand from Nig misses the target.
Hussein bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hussein stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Nig.

Hussein lands a big right hand that sends Nig crashing to the mat! Hussein stays standing though and waves Nig back to his feet!

Nig is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hussein moves out of range of the strikes.
Oh Nig is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hussein misses with a straight right.
Nig tries to work over Hussein's front leg with a kick but Hussein checks it.
Nig seems to have got his legs back now.
Hussein takes a swing at Nig's ribcage but misses.
Nig swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hussein.
Hussein showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Nig.
Hussein scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Nig cracks Hussein with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nig uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hussein.
A big right from Hussein misses.
Hussein misses with a hook. Nig ducked under it nicely.
Hussein connects with a crisp jab.
Nig connects with a looping right hand.

It looks like Sodomy Hussein has been cut.
Nig is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Hussein misses with a wild body shot.
Hussein on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Hussein has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Nig connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hussein's hands.
Nig uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hussein.

Hussein feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Nig sprawling to the canvas! Nig rolls over backwards and springs off the ropes and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Hussein finish him?!
Nig looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hussein throws a shot from downtown. Nig moves away and avoids it.
The fighters circling - Hussein throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nig lands a jab to the head.
Hussein looks to throw the jab but Nig is out of range.
Hussein throws a jab when Nig was well out of range.
Hussein misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nig.
Nig blocks a jab.
Hussein misses with a wild body shot.
Hussein throws the left hand but Nig avoids the punch easily.
Nig lands a really nice looking cross but Hussein seems unphased.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nig bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nig throws a solid leg kick but Hussein takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Nig.
Hussein swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hussein ducks under a wild hook from Nig.
Hussein on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nig slips under a jab.
Nig scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Donk. Nig catches Hussein right on the button with a cross.
Hussein throws a hook but Nig blocks it.
Nig lands with a hook. Hussein tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Hussein misses with a left hand
and Nig makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hussein misses with an uppercut. Nig saw that one coming.
Nig throws a low kick but Hussein moves out of range easily.
Hussein takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nig throws a hook but Hussein blocks it.
Hussein takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Hussein misses with a lunging right hand
and Nig makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hussein throws a looping overhand right but Nig ducks down to avoid it.
Nig is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Hussein missing with a left hand there. Nig was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nig looks to land a combination but Hussein avoids it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Nig.
Hussein is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Nig fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hussein.
Sodomy Hussein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Nig misses.
A decent looking cross lands there for Nig.
Hussein connects with a single shot there.
Hussein misses with an uppercut
and Nig counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Hussein thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nig chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nig moves out of range as Hussein strikes.
Hussein lands with a right hand.
Hussein might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Nig throws a hook but Hussein avoids it easily.
Nig on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hussein. Hussein obviously looking to wear him down.
Hussein throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hussein connects with a jab.

Nig Nig's cut is getting worse.
Nig slips a jab from Hussein.
Hussein fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Nig checks it well.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nig uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hussein.
Nig with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Nig scores with a nice strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nig avoids the body shot from Hussein.
Hussein misses the jab.
Nig throws a nice inside leg kick.
Nig sizes up Hussein with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Hussein blocks a leg kick.
Hussein takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nig scores with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hussein. Nig does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hussein loads up on a big right hand but Nig slips the punch.
Nig tests Hussein's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nig is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Nig jabs at Hussein's body.
Hussein misses with a body shot
and Nig counters with an inside leg kick.
Nig throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nig throws a body punch but Hussein moves out of range.
Hussein pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hussein is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nig.
Nig throws a body punch but Hussein moves out of range.
Nig takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Nig Nig will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Nig fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hussein is out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Hussein.
Nig lands with a nice body punch.
Hussein misses with a straight right.
Nig Nig is winning the standup battle so far.
Nig fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nig slips under a jab.
Nig scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hussein in his tracks.
Hussein tries to work over Nig's front leg with a kick but Nig checks it.
Nig looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nig is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jab, jab by Nig - just one landing.
Nice shot lands for Nig.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hussein lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Nig lands a jab to Hussein's midsection.
Hussein has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Nig connects with a body shot.
Nig dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hussein connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Hussein scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Nig doesn't seem bothered though.
Nig just misses with a punch to the body.
Nig moves out of range of the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hussein throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Nig counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hussein misses with a straight left.
Nig tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hussein was well out of range. Poor timing from Nig.
Hussein misses the jab.
Hussein takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hussein walks into a jab.
Nig with a jab.
Nice cross by Nig.
Hussein misses with a left hand
and Nig counters with a stiff right hand.
Hussein's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nig misses with a low kick.
Nig keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hussein.
Nig throws a lazy right hand but Hussein sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hussein stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Nig.
Nig lands with a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nig throws a leg kick which misses Hussein's front leg but catches the back leg as Hussein tries to avoid it.
Nig walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Hussein checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Nig steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hussein.
Nig fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hussein manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Nig misses its intended target.
Nig throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nig scores with a jab to the body.
Hussein cracks Nig with a right hand to the side of the head.
Hussein throws a monster overhand right that drops Nig! Hussein follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sodomy Hussein!