PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Eyeam Yurmommy (ranked 233 p4p, 9 weight class) and Koh Ibu (ranked 91 p4p, 4 weight class). Yurmommy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Peanut Butter Jelly Time - Galantis. Ibu has chosen B DASH - WATER POW as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Yurmommy
vs
Ibu

150 cm
30
135 lbs
16 - 5 - 1

175 cm
30
133 lbs
25 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Groove Gear

Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, Eyeam Yurmommy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Koh Ibu!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yukihiro Shimada and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ibu lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Yurmommy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ibu.
A counter left hand to the body from Yurmommy misses its target.
Yurmommy lands a jab to the nose.

It looks like Koh Ibu has been cut.
Ibu lands a really nice looking cross but Yurmommy seems unphased.
Yurmommy slips a straight right by Ibu.
A punch lands to the side of Ibu 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Ibu misses with a body kick.
Ibu uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Ibu connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ibu cracks Yurmommy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A punch lands to the side of Yurmommy 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Ibu is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Yurmommy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Ibu. Yurmommy shrugs it off though.
Ibu has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Yurmommy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ibu lands an overhand right.
Yurmommy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Ibu.
Ibu is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ibu throws a sloppy body shot
and Yurmommy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ibu throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Ibu lands a nice hook to Yurmommy's body. Yurmommy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Koh Ibu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ibu lands a jab to the nose.
Yurmommy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ibu.
Yurmommy is looking to counter punch.
Ibu looks to score with a jab to the body but Yurmommy is just out of range.
Yurmommy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Ibu connects with a nice looking jab.
Yurmommy moves out of range as Ibu strikes.
As Ibu looks to move away, Yurmommy throws a big counter combo but Ibu just gets out of the way.
Yurmommy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ibu.
Ibu scores with a nice strike.
Ibu fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Yurmommy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ibu throws an overhand right that lands on Yurmommy's shoulder, as Yurmommy tries to avoid the shot.
Yurmommy throwing a counter right hand but Ibu manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yurmommy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ibu swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ibu lands a nice hook to Yurmommy's body. Yurmommy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Ibu lands with a hook. Yurmommy tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ibu throws a jab when Yurmommy was well out of range.
Yurmommy was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Ibu misses with a hook
and Yurmommy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Ibu is rocked!
Koh Ibu is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ibu looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ibu is still on wobbly legs! Can Yurmommy finish him?
Ibu misses the body punch
and Yurmommy rattles Ibu with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Ibu tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Yurmommy dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Ibu stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Eyeam Yurmommy!
Eyeam Yurmommy is the new bantamweight champion!
After the fight, Eyeam Yurmommy was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.