PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Henry Tomasino Jr (ranked 787 p4p, 108 weight class) and Wooden Pencil (ranked 1947 p4p, 240 weight class). Tomasino Jr comes into the arena with i kill cause im hungry blaring out of the sound system. Pencil has chosen Full Retard as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Tomasino Jr
vs
Pencil

180 cm
30
199 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

185 cm
45
193 lbs
46 - 26 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Henry Tomasino Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 46 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Ian Loll and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pencil connects with a jab.
Pencil throws a hook but Tomasino Jr blocks it.
Tomasino Jr throws a half hearted mid kick.
A jab from Pencil misses.
Tomasino Jr lands with a hook. Pencil tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Donk. Pencil catches Tomasino Jr right on the button with a cross.
Henry Tomasino Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tomasino Jr scores with a body shot.
Tomasino Jr throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tomasino Jr tries to clinch up.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses.
Pencil throws a lazy right hand but Tomasino Jr sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tomasino Jr cracks Pencil with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Tomasino Jr lands the left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tomasino Jr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pencil.
Pencil throws a head kick but Tomasino Jr moves out of range.
Tomasino Jr keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pencil.
Pencil throws a looping overhand right but Tomasino Jr ducks down to avoid it.
Tomasino Jr throws a series of strikes that have Pencil backpedaling.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil misses with a head kick.
Tomasino Jr lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Tomasino Jr rushes Pencil and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Pencil looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Tomasino Jr lands with a short shot to the head.
Tomasino Jr lands a shoulder strike.
Pencil blocks a body shot from Tomasino Jr.
Tomasino Jr scores with a shot to the side of Pencil's head.
Pencil blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tomasino Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tomasino Jr fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tomasino Jr works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Tomasino Jr lands with a left to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tomasino Jr tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tomasino Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tomasino Jr has a couple of punches blocked by Pencil.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tomasino Jr swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pencil tries to break free but Tomasino Jr pushes him back against the cage.
Tomasino Jr misses with the head strike.
Tomasino Jr lands a nice shot to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pencil.
Tomasino Jr misses with a punch to the body.
Tomasino Jr misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tomasino Jr lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Tomasino Jr lands with a right to the head.
Tomasino Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pencil.
Pencil wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Tomasino Jr has Pencil pressed against the cage, preventing Pencil from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A right handed body shot lands from Pencil.

Pencil breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pencil tries a head kick but it misses.
Tomasino Jr misses with a looping left.
Pencil drops his hands momentarily and Tomasino Jr takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Pencil misses with a series of wild punches.

Tomasino Jr has managed to clinch.
Pencil prevents a body shot from Tomasino Jr.

Pencil manages to break the clinch.
Tomasino Jr moves in looking to clinch but Pencil pushes him off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tomasino Jr cracks the inside of Pencil's front leg.
Tomasino Jr moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Tomasino Jr throws a lazy uppercut
and Pencil counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pencil throws a low kick but Tomasino Jr avoids it.
Pencil ducks right into an uppercut from Tomasino Jr.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Tomasino Jr gets a clinch.
Tomasino Jr misses with the head strike.
Tomasino Jr lands a shot to the body.
Tomasino Jr can't find room to land a body shot as Pencil controls the action.

Pencil breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pencil throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tomasino Jr is looking for a counter combo.
Tomasino Jr scores with a nice head shot.
Tomasino Jr misses with a body punch
and Pencil cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pencil shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Pencil throws a nice looking combination but Tomasino Jr bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Henry Tomasino Jr dominated that round.
That's time! Tomasino Jr's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Tomasino Jr connects with a jab.
Pencil's corner calls for a 1-2. Pencil obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A low kick from Pencil is predictable there
and Tomasino Jr counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pencil thinking.
Pencil moves forwards but Tomasino Jr connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Tomasino Jr drops his hands momentarily and Pencil takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Pencil walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Pencil moves away from the strike by Tomasino Jr.
Tomasino Jr takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Tomasino Jr misses with an uppercut
and Pencil counters with a big head kick but Tomasino Jr shrugs it off.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tomasino Jr sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Pencil cracks Tomasino Jr with a good jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pencil. Tomasino Jr does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tomasino Jr tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Pencil manages to circle out of the way.
Tomasino Jr slips a straight right by Pencil.
Pencil misses with an uppercut.
Tomasino Jr avoids the body shot from Pencil.
Tomasino Jr tries to clinch there but Pencil circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pencil.
Tomasino Jr jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tomasino Jr tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pencil manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tomasino Jr has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Pencil throws a lazy right hand but Tomasino Jr sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tomasino Jr misses with a body shot.
Tomasino Jr throws a hook but Pencil blocks it.
Tomasino Jr just misses with a punch to the body.
Pencil is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Pencil just misses with a punch to the body.
Tomasino Jr stuns Pencil with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tomasino Jr turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Tomasino Jr takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Tomasino Jr swings for the body but Pencil moves out of range.
Henry Tomasino Jr is winning the standup battle so far.
Tomasino Jr tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pencil swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tomasino Jr ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pencil moves away.
Tomasino Jr tries to clinch
and Pencil counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Pencil tries a head kick but it misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tomasino Jr tries to clinch up.
Tomasino Jr scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pencil circles away from the clinch attempt.

Tomasino Jr pushes Pencil up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Tomasino Jr.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tomasino Jr.
Pencil tries to break the clinch but Tomasino Jr is controlling the position.
Pencil blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tomasino Jr lands a nice shot to the body.
Pencil has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Pencil breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tomasino Jr connects with a good right hand that stumbles Pencil. Pencil circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Tomasino Jr moves out of range of the strikes.
Tomasino Jr connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

Tomasino Jr clinches with his opponent.
Tomasino Jr misses with a short punch on the inside.

Pencil pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tomasino Jr tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pencil manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pencil throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pencil throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tomasino Jr lands a lovely overhand right.
Pencil fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pencil walks into a left hand.
Tomasino Jr waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pencil.
Tomasino Jr is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tomasino Jr throws a shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pencil cracks a nice hook into Tomasino Jr's ribs.
Tomasino Jr throws a hook to the side of Pencil's head but Pencil sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pencil! But no joy.
Pencil keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tomasino Jr checks the leg kick nicely there.
Tomasino Jr blocks the body kick.
Tomasino Jr tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pencil manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tomasino Jr just misses with a punch to the body.
Pencil throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tomasino Jr avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tomasino Jr works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Henry Tomasino Jr dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Tomasino Jr wants to clinch.
Tomasino Jr scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A swing and a miss from Tomasino Jr.

Tomasino Jr has Pencil up against the cage in a clinch.
Pencil blocks an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tomasino Jr misses with some punches.
Tomasino Jr keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pencil's efforts to push away.
Tomasino Jr can't find room to land a body shot as Pencil controls the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tomasino Jr can't find room to land a body shot as Pencil controls the action.
Tomasino Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pencil wants to break free but Tomasino Jr has control.
Tomasino Jr tries to throw a body punch but Pencil avoids it by throwing Tomasino Jr back against the cage.
Tomasino Jr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tomasino Jr struggles to land a body shot inside as Pencil controls his hands.
Tomasino Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pencil prevents a body shot from Tomasino Jr.
Tomasino Jr struggles to land a body shot inside as Pencil controls his hands.
Tomasino Jr swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tomasino Jr misses with the head strike.
Pencil has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Pencil tries to break the clinch but Tomasino Jr is controlling the position.
Tomasino Jr lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pencil backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tomasino Jr throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pencils head.
Pencil is trying to break free.
Tomasino Jr throws a head punch that misses.
Tomasino Jr swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tomasino Jr.
Tomasino Jr misses with the head strike.
Tomasino Jr misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pencil.
Pencil is looking to break free of the clinch but Tomasino Jr has double underhooks.
Tomasino Jr prevents Pencil from breaking the clinch.
Tomasino Jr fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tomasino Jr has a couple of punches blocked by Pencil.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tomasino Jr misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tomasino Jr working aggressively here.
Pencil is looking to break free of the clinch but Tomasino Jr has double underhooks.
A head punch on the inside from Tomasino Jr fails to land.
Tomasino Jr throws a punch but it's blocked by Pencil.
Tomasino Jr keeps control of Pencil as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Wooden Pencil has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tomasino Jr lands a nice uppercut.
Tomasino Jr tries to throw a body punch but Pencil avoids it by throwing Tomasino Jr back against the cage.
Tomasino Jr swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tomasino Jr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tomasino Jr throws a punch but it's blocked by Pencil.
Tomasino Jr goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pencil is trying to force a seperation but Tomasino Jr has the dominant position.
Pencil has had enough of the clinch but Tomasino Jr keeps him there for the moment.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tomasino Jr.
Tomasino Jr misses with some punches.
A frustrated look appears on Pencil's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Tomasino Jr misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tomasino Jr tries to work over Pencil's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pencil blocking some punches.
Tomasino Jr misses with a punch on the inside.
Pencil wants to get back to striking at distance but Tomasino Jr won't allow it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A body shot lands from Pencil.
Tomasino Jr softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Pencil takes a shot to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Henry Tomasino Jr showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Tomasino Jr has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:26
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:26
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Henry Tomasino Jr!
Henry Tomasino Jr made sure to mention his sponsor, FORCEE in his post fight interview.