PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between DJ Skeet (ranked 3303 p4p, 404 weight class) and Douche Canoe (ranked 2738 p4p, 349 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Skeet
vs
Canoe

195 cm
32
215 lbs
15 - 15 - 0

197 cm
29
215 lbs
14 - 12 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, DJ Skeet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Douche Canoe!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The crowd cheers as Canoe lands an impressive looking overhand right. Skeet doesn't seem phased though.
Canoe has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Skeet is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Canoe slips a straight right by Skeet.
Jab, jab by Skeet - just one landing.

It looks like Douche Canoe has been cut.
Skeet looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Skeet misses with a shot to the body
letting Canoe counter with a right hand.
Canoe dips to his left and cracks Skeet with an uppercut!
Skeet takes one on the button.
Canoe's corner calls for a 1-2. Canoe obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Skeet moves out of range as Canoe strikes.
Skeet is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Canoe moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Douche Canoe!
An out of breath Douche Canoe thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.