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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Middle Weight (ranked 516 p4p, 69 weight class) and Bug Turd (ranked 1897 p4p, 236 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Middle Weight has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Middle Weight seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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195 lbs
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190 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Middle Weight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bug Turd!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Weight misses with a body shot
and Turd counters with a stiff right hand.
Weight walks forward, straight into a front kick from Turd.
Weight darts in trying to clinch
and Turd counters with a straight right hand.
Turd keeps the fight on the outside.
Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Turd takes a swing at Weight's ribcage but misses.
Weight swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Weight uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Turd.
Weight jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Weight wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Weight misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Turd.
Weight throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Middle Weight seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd tries to move into range but Weight moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Weight lands a jab to the nose.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Weight.
A looping hook to the body misses from Turd. Weight does a little dance to reset his feet.
Turd connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Turd has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Weight tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Turd paws at him with a jab and circles away.
It seemed like Turd was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Weight tries to clinch but Turd moves out of range.
Weight misses the jab.
Weight tries to clinch but Turd moves away
and Turd counters with a nice uppercut.
Weight throws a looping overhand right but Turd ducks down to avoid it.
Weight fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turd manages to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from Turd on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Turd missing with a left hand there. Weight was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Turd throws a chopping leg kick but Weight manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Weight tries to counter by clinching up but Turd breaks away and moves out of range.
Weight tries to clinch but fails miserably
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
A bone on bone clash there as Weight blocks the leg kick.
Weight swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Weight throws a right and a left that Turd avoids nicely.
Good work by Weight as he checks the leg kick.
Weight seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weight rushes Turd and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Turd lands a right hand that snaps the head of Weight backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A left hand lands to the body for Turd.
Turd manages to break the clinch.
Weight ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
Turd looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Turd has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Weight throws a jab when Turd was well out of range.
Weight tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Turd throws out a leg kick but Weight moves out of range and Turd only half commits.
Weight loads up on a big right hand but Turd slips the punch.
Weight tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Weight pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Weight throws a combination that misses
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
Weight fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Weight just misses with a punch to the body.
Weight moves in looking to clinch but Turd pushes him off.
Turd throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd walks into a straight right hand from Weight.
Weight moves into the clinch.
Turd lands with a light punch inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Turd breaks from the clinch.
Turd slips under a jab from Weight.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Turd breaks the clinch.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt
and Turd counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Weight comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Turd swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Weight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Weight is looking to clinch.
Turd throws out a counter right but Weight avoids it with no problem.
Weight fails in his attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Weight looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Weight connects with a right hand. Turd shakes it off.
Weight ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
The fighters circle momentarily. Weight darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Weight clinches.
Weight fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Turd escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Weight misses with a looping right.
Turd misses with a hook
and Weight counters with a right hand to the body.
Turd blocks a jab.
Weight moves to clinch but Turd breaks away
and Weight takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Weight moves in looking to clinch but Turd pushes him off.
Weight tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Turd counters with a low kick, right behind Weight 's knee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Bug Turd will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Turd looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A jab from Weight misses.
Weight takes a swing at Turd's ribcage but misses.
Weight is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fighters circling - Turd throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Weight misses with a body shot.
Weight misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Turd counters with a nice kick to the body.
Turd walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Weight checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Weight tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Turd manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Weight misses with a hook
and Turd counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Weight tries to clinch
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
Weight misses with the combination.
A little jabbing left from Turd on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Turd. Weight does a little dance to reset his feet.
Turd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd throws the left hand but Weight avoids the punch easily.
Weight jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Weight is looking to clinch but Turd is avoiding it.
Turd scores with a nice right hand.
Weight lands a nice shot that snaps Turd's head back.
Turd scores with a kick to the midsection.
Turd lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bug Turd seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Weight throws a right hand that misses
and Turd counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Weight tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Turd manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jab, jab by Turd - just one landing.
Turd is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Weight misses with a body punch
and Turd counters with a nice uppercut.
Weight tries to clinch there but Turd circles away.
Weight backing away here, and Turd unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Weight throws a right hand that misses
and Turd counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Turd slips under a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Weight misses with a body shot
and Turd counters with a straight right hand.
Turd lands with a straight right. Weight didn't see that one coming.
Turd uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Weight.
A little jabbing left from Turd on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Weight keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Turd.
Weight has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Turd walks into a stiff left hand from Weight.
Weight doesn't manage to clinch there - Turd circles away.
Turd was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Weight closes the distance looking to clinch
and Turd counters with a stiff right hand.
Turd throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Weight rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Turd connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A telegraphed right hand from Weight misses the target.
Weight throws a shot to the body.
Weight just misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd gets tackled into the cage by Weight. Weight maintains the clinch.
Turd manages to break the clinch.
Turd uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Weight.
It seemed like Turd was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Turd throws a hook but Weight blocks it.
Turd throws an overhand right that lands on Weight's shoulder, as Weight tries to avoid the shot.
Turd changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Weight closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab.
Turd keeps Weight at a distance using the push kick.
Weight bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Weight throws a predictable looking body shot
and Turd counters with a left to the body.
Turd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Weight tries to close the distance and clinch but Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Weight throws a lazy right hand but Turd sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd blocks a jab.
Turd takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Turd.
Weight is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Turd.
Turd misses with a body kick.
Turd on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Weight closes the distance and pushes Turd back into the cage.
Turd manages to break the clinch.
Turd has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Turd just misses with a punch to the body.
That kick from Turd tenderised Weight's leg. Weight is trying to keep his angry face on.
Weight throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from Weight.
Weight doesn't manage to clinch there - Turd circles away.
It seemed like Turd was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Weight throws a looping overhand right but Turd ducks down to avoid it.
Weight tries to clinch but Turd is having none of it.
Weight feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Turds jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bug Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Weight is looking to clinch.
Weight misses with a left hand
and Turd counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Turd lands with a thumping leg kick.
Weight moves in looking to clinch but Turd pushes him off.
Weight scores with a one two! Turd had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Weight tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A little jabbing left from Turd on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A cross from Weight lands.
Turd throws a shot from downtown. Weight moves away and avoids it.
Turd throws a poor cross that misses
and Weight counters by moving into the clinch.
Turd misses with a punch to the body.
Turd blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Turd breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Turd misses with an uppercut. Weight saw that one coming.
Turd avoids a punch combination nicely.
Turd appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Weight misses with a wild body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Weight has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Weight wants to clinch up but Turd keeps it at a distance.
Turd takes a swing at Weight's ribcage but misses.
As Turd tries to get set, Weight tries to push him back and clinch up but Turd manages to avoid the attempt.
Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Weight slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Weight misses with a lunging right hand
and Turd cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Weight gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Turd stalling the fight.
Turd is trying to stall.
Turd's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Weight with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A punch combination from Weight misses.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt.
Weight throws a right hand that misses
and Turd counters with a straight right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd throws a shot from downtown. Weight moves away and avoids it.
Turd takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Weight closes the distance and clinches.
Middle Weight has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The referee is keeping an eye on Turd - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Weight lands a nice uppercut.
Weight prevents a body shot from Turd.
A short body shot lands from Weight as the two fighters clinch.
Weight misses with a short punch on the inside.
Weight blocking some punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Weight.
A hook to the body from Weight.
Turd swings wildly with an uppercut but Weight uses good head movement to avoid it.
Turd blocking some punches.
Weight pushes Turd back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Turd has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd blocks an uppercut.
Weight looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A shot in the inside from Weight.
Turd lands a shot to the body.
Turd wants to break the clinch but can't.
Turd working hard to break the clinch.
Weight working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Weight has a couple of punches blocked by Turd.
Turd misses with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turd.
Turd is trying to force a seperation but Weight has the dominant position.
Turd's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Turd misses with a head kick.
Turd misses with a body shot.
A combination from Weight does no damage.
Turd lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Weight misses with a body shot.
Weight lands with a shot to the body.
Weight is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Weight throws a shot from downtown. Turd moves away and avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Weight with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Weight ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
Weight throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Turd connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Weight throws a series of punches but Turd avoids them all with ease.
Turd misses with a head kick.
Weight darts in and clinches Turd up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Turd.
Weight goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Weight fails to land.
Turd tries to throw a body punch but Weight avoids it by throwing Turd back against the cage.
Weight lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Turd backwards.
Turd blocking some punches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Weight as Turd tries to tie him up.
Weight scores with a shot to the side of Turd's head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Middle Weight showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Turd has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bug Turd!
An out of breath Bug Turd thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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