PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elric Wolfsbruder (ranked 797 p4p, 23 weight class) and Corey Parker (ranked 1644 p4p, 24 weight class). Wolfsbruder's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cradel to the grave. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Wolfsbruder
vs
Parker

186 cm
31
271 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

185 cm
38
250 lbs
26 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Elric Wolfsbruder!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Corey Parker!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Chris Downing and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wolfsbruder throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Parker swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Parker throws an off balance right hand
and Parker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wolfsbruder misses with a wild body shot.
Wolfsbruder tests Parker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wolfsbruder scores with a nice strike.
Parker paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Parker throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Wolfsbruder's waist but Wolfsbruder gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Parker off to one side.
Wolfsbruder throws a shot to the body.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Parker has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Parker, as that shot connected.
Wolfsbruder scores with a hook to the body. Parker takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wolfsbruder changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parker takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Parker looks winded!
Parker closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Parker with a hook.
Parker shoots in but no luck this time.
We've been told by Wolfsbruder's head coaches at Scotty's Yard that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Corey Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker throws an off balance right hand
and Wolfsbruder counters with a stiff right hand.
Wolfsbruder lands with a straight right. Parker didn't see that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wolfsbruder connects with a crisp jab.

Parker is rocked!
A left lands for Parker.
Parker is still on wobbly legs! Can Wolfsbruder finish him?
Wolfsbruder throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Parker seems to have recovered his senses.
Wolfsbruder throws a nice looking combination but Parker bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wolfsbruder connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Parker tries to score a power double leg takedown but Wolfsbruder sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Parker somewhat.
Elric Wolfsbruder has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Corey Parker.
Parker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wolfsbruder counters with a nice kick to the body.
Wolfsbruder fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parker manages to avoid it.
Parker cracks Wolfsbruder with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A jab lands there for Wolfsbruder.
Wolfsbruder swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wolfsbruder on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wolfsbruder uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Parker.
Wolfsbruder fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Parker looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Wolfsbruder steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Parker.
The fighters circling - Parker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wolfsbruder lands a jab to Parker's midsection.
Wolfsbruder throws a lazy right hand but Parker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Parker wants to counter the offense by Wolfsbruder and move into the clinch position.
A jab from Wolfsbruder does it's job there.
Wolfsbruder slips under a jab from Parker.
Wolfsbruder wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Wolfsbruder takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Parker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wolfsbruder manages to avoid it.
Parker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wolfsbruder.
Wolfsbruder is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Parker misses with a double jab.
Parker takes one to the side of the head.
Wolfsbruder scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Parker doesn't seem bothered though.
Parker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Parker gets the takedown into side control.
You can see the frustration on Wolfsbruder's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Wolfsbruder manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Wolfsbruder trying to mount his opponent but Parker defends it.
Parker trying to hold on to Wolfsbruder's head to control him but Wolfsbruder postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker wants to improve his position but Wolfsbruder is controlling well.
Wolfsbruder frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Parker holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Wolfsbruder tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wolfsbruder trying to control but Parker is having none of it.
Wolfsbruder sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Wolfsbruder wants to control the action but instead Parker gets a body lock and reverses into Wolfsbruder's guard! Nice work!
Parker wants to pass the guard but Wolfsbruder is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wolfsbruder is controlling Parker's posture.
Parker lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Parker with a flurry of punches that miss.
Parker preventing the sweep.
Wolfsbruder manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Parker manages to get himself to full guard.

Parker is trying to control the position but Wolfsbruder postures up.
Wolfsbruder forces his way into half guard.
Wolfsbruder wants to get back to his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Wolfsbruder is working for a submission of some sort.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elric Wolfsbruder dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Parker closes this distance looking for a takedown but Wolfsbruder circles away.
Parker throws a head kick but Wolfsbruder moves out of range.
Wolfsbruder lands with an uppercut that bounces Parker off the cage and back into range.
Parker misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wolfsbruder fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parker manages to avoid it.
Parker on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Parker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wolfsbruder.
Parker misses with a wild body shot.
A cross from Wolfsbruder lands.
Parker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Wolfsbruder counters with a right hand to the body.
A big right from Wolfsbruder misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Wolfsbruder cracks Parker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Wolfsbruder has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Parker to stand back up!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice defenses there by Wolfsbruder.
Wolfsbruder drops Parker with a naaaaasty hook - Parker is in real trouble here! Wolfsbruder dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elric Wolfsbruder!
Elric Wolfsbruder is the new super heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Elric Wolfsbruder thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.