PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd McPherson (ranked 859 p4p, 112 weight class) and Do You Really Want To Hurt (ranked 696 p4p, 96 weight class). Turd McPherson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

McPherson
vs
You Really Want To Hurt

225 cm
26
292 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

185 cm
26
285 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Turd McPherson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Do You Really Want To Hurt!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Dirk Anderson and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - McPherson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a jab to the jaw.
You Really Want To Hurt misses the shot to the body.
McPherson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Turd McPherson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
You Really Want To Hurt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McPherson.
McPherson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
You Really Want To Hurt swings for the body but McPherson moves out of range.
McPherson circles away from the clinch attempt.
McPherson misses with a leg kick
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A head kick by McPherson misses
and You Really Want To Hurt makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
You Really Want To Hurt stuns McPherson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McPherson throws a lazy right hand but You Really Want To Hurt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
You Really Want To Hurt jabs at McPherson's body.
McPherson is breathing heavily.
You Really Want To Hurt cracks McPherson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a jab to McPherson's midsection.
You Really Want To Hurt's coach down at ELITE Island Gym - 19 Elite Coaches was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on You Really Want To Hurt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a nice hook to McPherson's body. McPherson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Some wild striking there from You Really Want To Hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McPherson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
You Really Want To Hurt punishes McPherson's body with a nice straight punch.

You Really Want To Hurt cracks McPherson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! McPherson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can You Really Want To Hurt finish him?

McPherson is rocked!
You Really Want To Hurt Throws a clean left jab. You Really Want To Hurt Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with McPherson's chin! McPherson crumbles to the ground and You Really Want To Hurt follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by You Really Want To Hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Do You Really Want To Hurt! Do You Really Want To Hurt retains his heavyweight title!
Do You Really Want To Hurt decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.