PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bob Dock (ranked 2746 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Svensson (ranked 2388 p4p, 0 weight class). Dock comes to the cage accompanied by The Hangover Soundtrack- Iko Iko. Kalle Svensson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Dock
vs
Svensson

225 cm
32
200 lbs
11 - 19 - 0

182 cm
27
192 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bob Dock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kalle Svensson!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dock throws a sloppy head kick

and Svensson counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Dock keeping moving, preventing Svensson from controlling successfully.
Svensson pushes down on Dock's leg and manages to get into half guard.

Dock looking for submissions off his back.

Dock looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Svensson trying to control from half guard but Dock is working away.
Dock wants to sweep but Svensson has passed to side control!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dock tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Svensson wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

Svensson is trying to get an arm triangle but Dock is defending well.
Dock is looking for a sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dock really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dock is working hard here to advance position.

Svensson wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Dock, who protects the arm well.
Dock prevents Svensson from improving position.

Svensson has hold of Dock's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Dock seems comfortable defending it but Svensson has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Dock is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Dock is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Svensson couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Kalle Svensson!
After winning the bout, Kalle Svensson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.