PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between William Blake (ranked 2828 p4p, 319 weight class) and Royal Pain (ranked 2614 p4p, 289 weight class). Blake comes to the cage accompanied by Dead Man. Pain comes into a darkened arena with his song building. AC/DC Thunderstruck kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! William Blake is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Blake
vs
Pain

160 cm
36
141 lbs
34 - 18 - 2

181 cm
31
166 lbs
26 - 25 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, William Blake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Royal Pain!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Eddie Farnsworth and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Pain closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pain.

Pain's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pain lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Blake closes the distance and clinches.
Pain misses with a hook to the ribs.
Blake tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pain misses with a punch on the inside.
Blake misses with a punch on the inside.
Pain tries to work over Blake's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A nice right hand lands inside from Blake.
Pain wants to take the fight to the mat but Blake manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pain.
Pain lands a body shot in the clinch.

Pain manages to pull guard.
Pain looking for a sweep. Not yet Pain, not yet.

Pain looking for a triangle here. Blake is fighting it but it looks tight! Pain pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Blake is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Royal Pain!
Royal Pain really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Sportivité logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.