PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubble Butt (ranked 2167 p4p, 266 weight class) and Kevin Maxwell (ranked 7431 p4p, 522 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Maxwell's choice of entrance music: K'NAAN - Wavin' Flag. This should be fireworks!

Butt
vs
Maxwell

199 cm
20
270 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

195 cm
21
280 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Brawler
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubble Butt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kevin Maxwell!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Leandro Rodrigues and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Butt connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Maxwell's hands.
Butt lands a lovely overhand right.
Maxwell misses with a jab, cross combination.
Maxwell throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Butt counter with a right hand.
Butt scores with a sloppy right hand. Maxwell should have avoided that one.

It looks like Kevin Maxwell has been cut.
Some wild striking there from Maxwell.
Maxwell swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Butt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Maxwell swings widly with a right hand

and Butt counters with a crisp one two that drops Maxwell! Butt thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Maxwell to his feet! Maxwell is in big trouble!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Butt ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Maxwell's jaw. Maxwell's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Butt does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Kevin Maxwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hey Brazil, you're a dump! All you filthy animals suck! '.