PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rexx Howler (ranked 1833 p4p, 225 weight class) and Boomerang Farts (ranked 2164 p4p, 267 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Howler
vs
Farts

193 cm
19
255 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

194 cm
19
277 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Groove Gear
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Rexx Howler!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Boomerang Farts!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Konstantin Menshow and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Farts misses the target.

Howler gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Howler misses with the head strike.
Howler misses with some punches.

Farts breaks the clinch.
Farts looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Farts misses with a straight left.
Howler shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Farts counter with a right hand.

It looks like Rexx Howler has been cut.
Howler has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Howler there as he acknowledges the shot.
Howler has his takedown stuffed
and Howler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Howler fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rexx Howler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Howler has his takedown stuffed
and Farts counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Farts throws a hook to the side of Howler's head but Howler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The fight stays on the outside here - Howler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Howler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Farts.
Howler dives in for a single leg takedown but Farts sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Farts doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Howler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Howler missing with a left hand there. Farts was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rexx Howler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Howler looks for a takedown but Farts sprawls well.
Farts looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Farts jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Howler fails to land the takedown.
A little jabbing left from Farts on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Farts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Howler was well out of range. Poor timing from Farts.
Howler drops down looking for a counter takedown but Farts sprawls and moves away.
Boomerang Farts is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Howler tries for a takedown but Farts circles away easily
and Farts counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Howler moves out of range as Farts strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farts looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Howler with a lazy takedown attempt

and Farts counters with a crisp one two that drops Howler! Farts thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Howler to his feet! Howler is in big trouble!

Howler is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Farts engages and cracks Howler with a massive lead left hook - Howler tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Farts is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Boomerang Farts!
Boomerang Farts is the new heavyweight champion!
After the big win, Boomerang Farts made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Urban Fighter and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.