PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Elmer Fudd (ranked 754 p4p, 100 weight class) and Gunnar Johnsson (ranked 1029 p4p, 126 weight class). Fudd comes to the cage accompanied by Blue On Black. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Fudd
vs
Johnsson

179 cm
34
177 lbs
18 - 7 - 0

180 cm
35
178 lbs
27 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Elmer Fudd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gunnar Johnsson!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fudd misses with a hook.
A jab from Fudd misses.
Fudd misses with a wild body shot.
Fudd connects with the punch.

It looks like Gunnar Johnsson has been cut.
Good exchange - Johnsson coming out on top.
Fudd defending well as Johnsson loads up on a big left hand.
Fudd lands a nice leg kick that just misses Johnsson's sensitive parts.
Elmer Fudd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fudd paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Johnsson looks to throw the jab but Fudd is out of range.
Johnsson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fudd throwing a counter right hand but Johnsson manages to avoid it.
Fudd looks to land a left hand but Johnsson moved out of range nicely.
Johnsson misses with a looping left.

Fudd moves into the clinch.

Fudd breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fudd ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Johnsson moves away.
Johnsson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fudd blocks the body kick.
Johnsson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fudd swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Fudd takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fudd sizes up Johnsson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fudd steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Johnsson.
A cross from Johnsson lands.
Johnsson scores with a jab to the body.
Fudd throws a big shot that misses.
Johnsson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fudd.
Fudd throws a hook but Johnsson blocks it.
Johnsson lands with a nice body punch.
Fudd moves away from the strike by Johnsson.
Johnsson looks to land a right hand but Fudd moved out of range.
Fudd misses with the combination.
Johnsson moves out of range as Fudd strikes.
Fudd throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Johnsson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fudd misses with the combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnsson digs a good body shot into Fudd's ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Johnsson walks into a stiff left hand from Fudd.
Fudd has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Fudd throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Johnsson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fudd throws a lazy right hand but Johnsson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fudd swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Johnsson counter with a right hand.
Fudd throws a hook but Johnsson avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Johnsson. Fudd does a little dance to reset his feet.
A left and a right from Fudd both land. Nice combination.
Johnsson checks the leg kick.
Johnsson tries a quick counter leg kick but Fudd is wise to it.
Johnsson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fudd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Johnsson.

Fudd shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Fudd trying to control but Johnsson is working from the bottom.
Johnsson trying to keep a closed guard but Fudd is proving a slippery customer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Johnsson is on top in guard.

Johnsson preventing the sweep.
Johnsson controlling from the top position.
Johnsson wants to get up but he can't break Fudd's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Johnsson trying to control the position from guard on top but Fudd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Johnsson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Fudd keeping full guard, as Johnsson tries to pass.
Fudd has a closed guard, preventing Johnsson from standing up.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elmer Fudd dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gunnar Johnsson's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Johnsson punishes Fudd's body with a nice straight punch.
Johnsson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fudd.
Fudd takes a jab right on the kisser.
Johnsson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fudd.
A slow jab from Fudd misses its intended target.
Fudd pivots, looking for a leg kick but Johnsson is out of range and Fudd settles back down.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Johnsson! But no joy.
Fudd connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fudd cracks Johnsson with a good jab.
Fudd throws the left hand but Johnsson avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An inside leg kick from Fudd misses.
Johnsson only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Fudd looks to land a left hand but Johnsson moved out of range nicely.
A good leg kick by Fudd.
A nice leg kick lands there from Johnsson.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Johnsson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A countering left hand to the body from Johnsson misses.
A swing and a miss from Johnsson.
Gunnar Johnsson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fudd bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Johnsson's head backwards.

That has opened up Gunnar Johnsson's cut even more.
Fudd looks to land a left hand but Johnsson moved out of range nicely.
Fudd misses with a right hand
enabling Johnsson to counter with a crisp jab.
Fudd misses with a double jab.
Fudd ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Johnsson fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Fudd checks it well.
Johnsson misses with a hook.
Fudd misses with an uppercut. Johnsson saw that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Johnsson. Fudd does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fudd tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Johnsson thuds his right hand into Fudd's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Nice defenses there by Johnsson.
Johnsson lands a high kick!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Johnsson, right into the meat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fudd connects with a single shot there.
Johnsson misses with an uppercut. Fudd saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnsson checks a low kick from Fudd.
Fudd shoots in for a takedown but Johnsson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
A telegraphed right hand from Fudd misses the target.
Fudd takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fudd scoring well with a low kick there.
Fudd pivots, looking for a leg kick but Johnsson is out of range and Fudd settles back down.
A slow jab from Fudd misses its intended target.
Johnsson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fudd moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Johnsson ducks under a wild hook from Fudd.
Nice shot by Johnsson.
Fudd throws a chopping leg kick but Johnsson manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Fudd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fudd is looking for a counter combo.
Johnsson thumps Fudd with a low kick.
Elmer Fudd is winning the standup battle so far.
Fudd misses with a wild body shot.
Johnsson walks into a stiff left hand from Fudd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnsson throws a front kick aimed at Fudd's knee but Fudd avoids it well.
Johnsson scores with a body shot.
Johnsson punishes Fudd's body with a nice straight punch.
Johnsson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Fudd walks into a left hand.
Fudd shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Fudd closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Johnsson's guard.
Fudd distracts Johnsson with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Johnsson tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Fudd trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Johnsson manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!

This has been an exciting period of action!
Johnsson pushes down on Fudd's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Johnsson wants to stand but Fudd has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Johnsson decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Johnsson throws a head kick but Fudd moves out of range.
Johnsson cracks Fudd with a good jab.
Fudd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Johnsson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Johnsson staying out of range there.
Fudd checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Fudd tries to work over Johnsson's front leg with a kick but Johnsson checks it.
Fudd jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Johnsson connects with a solid leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Gunnar Johnsson will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Gunnar Johnsson's cut.
That's time! Fudd's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Fudd shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Fudd slips a nice elbow through Johnsson's hands, connecting with Johnsson's forehead.
Fudd lands strikes from half guard.
Johnsson wants to control but Fudd is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fudd prevents Johnsson from standing back up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fudd not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Fudd is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Johnsson is trying to control but Fudd passes into side control!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fudd is looking to take a break and control but Johnsson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Johnsson can't do much from the bottom here.
Fudd scoring with punches and elbows.
Fudd lands an elbow.

Johnsson is rocked!
Fudd working the ground and pound but Johnsson is defending the strikes.
You can see the frustration on Johnsson's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnsson takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Johnsson is still in real trouble! Can Fudd finish him?
The ground and pound from Fudd seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Johnsson seems to have recovered his senses.
Fudd wants to lay and pray for a moment but Johnsson keeps working.
Fudd in side control, throwing shots but Johnsson defends.
Johnsson is looking for a sweep.
Fudd trying to control the position but Johnsson is working away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An elbow from Fudd crashes against the mat.
An elbow from Fudd crashes against the mat.
Fudd scoring with punches and elbows.

The cut above Gunnar Johnsson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Gunnar Johnsson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Elmer Fudd!
After the big win, Elmer Fudd made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.