PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 165 p4p, 23 weight class) and Jurgen Tetsuo (ranked 150 p4p, 19 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Slurper
vs
Tetsuo

186 cm
28
195 lbs
20 - 5 - 0

178 cm
31
190 lbs
18 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jurgen Tetsuo!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Hirohito Nitta and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Tetsuo scores with a crisp jab that stopped Slurper in his tracks.
Slurper scores with a nice strike.

Tetsuo throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Slurper tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Tetsuo is in Slurper's guard.
Tetsuo pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Slurper is keeping the position for now.
Tetsuo postures up in Slurper's guard and throws a big left but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper controlling Tetsuo's posture.
Tetsuo with a flurry of punches that miss.
My spies in Big Bear Fight Factory inform me that Tetsuo has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Slurper holds on and takes a little breather.
Slurper seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Tetsuo in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tetsuo working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Slurper's head.
Tetsuo working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Tetsuo wants to control from the top but Slurper keeps moving.
Slurper not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Tetsuo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tetsuo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slurper moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Tetsuo throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Jab from Tetsuo.
Tetsuo throws a head kick that misses.
Jurgen Tetsuo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper walks into a stiff left hand from Tetsuo.
Tetsuo misses with an uppercut.
Slurper is looking to counter punch.
Slurper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tetsuo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tetsuo lands a really nice looking cross but Slurper seems unphased.
No luck for Tetsuo with that takedown attempt.

Tetsuo scores with a takedown into Slurper's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Slurper keeping moving, preventing Tetsuo from controlling successfully.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Slurper holds on and takes a little breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper keeping full guard, as Tetsuo tries to pass.
Tetsuo with a flurry of punches that miss.
Tetsuo is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Tetsuo throws an elbow that misses. Slurper uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Tetsuo's guard. Nice move by Slurper!

Tetsuo keeping moving, preventing Slurper from controlling successfully.
Slurper looking to pass the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tetsuo is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Tetsuo is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Tetsuo thows a huge punch but Slurper dodges it nicely.
Tetsuo missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Slurper is trying to maintain the position but Tetsuo is very close to passing his half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tetsuo missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jurgen Tetsuo dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Tetsuo throws a leg kick which misses Slurper's front leg but catches the back leg as Slurper tries to avoid it.
Slurper sizes up Tetsuo with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Slurper tries to move into range but Tetsuo moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Tetsuo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Slurper clobbers Tetsuo with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Tetsuo is rocked!
Tetsuo misses with a hook to the body
and Slurper counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Tetsuo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tetsuo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Tetsuo.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tetsuo blocks a jab.
Tetsuo scores with a shot to the body.
Slurper connects with a good right hand that stumbles Tetsuo. Tetsuo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Tetsuo is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slurper cracks Tetsuo with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Tetsuo falls to his knees and Slurper doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper gave a mention to Garra Nutri in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).