PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Project Doom (ranked 306 p4p, 45 weight class) and Elmer Fudd (ranked 1266 p4p, 166 weight class). Doom kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Battle Beast - Touch in the Night. Fudd has chosen Blue On Black as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Doom
vs
Fudd

195 cm
34
179 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

179 cm
35
177 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Groove Gear
Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200)

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Project Doom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Elmer Fudd!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fudd cracks Doom with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fudd takes a jab right on the kisser.
Fudd tries to clinch there but Doom circles away.
Doom really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A jab from Doom finds it's way through Fudd's defenses.
Doom throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doom throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Good shot there by Fudd.
Fudd fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fudd's coach down at Far-Q Fight Club was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Fudd's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Doom throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doom takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Doom scores with a sloppy right hand. Fudd should have avoided that one.
No joy there for Doom, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fudd uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Doom has time to react.
Fudd throws a jab when Doom was well out of range.
Fudd ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doom moves away.
Doom is looking to counter with a shot to the body.

Fudd moves into the clinch successfully.
Fudd misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fudd throws a punch but it's blocked by Doom.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Doom.
Fudd struggles to land a body shot inside as Doom controls his hands.
Fudd pushes Doom back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fudd throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fudd has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Doom avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Fudd misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fudd misses with a punch to the body.
Doom doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Doom swings wildly with an uppercut but Fudd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doom blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Doom breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Elmer Fudd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big right from Fudd misses.
Doom misses with a looping right.

Fudd has closed the distance and engaged Doom in a clinch.
Doom tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fudd's elbow.
A short left from Fudd.
Doom misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fudd blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fudd has a couple of punches blocked by Doom.
Doom struggles to land a body shot inside as Fudd controls his hands.
Fudd lands with a left to the head.
Fudd working aggressively here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fudd.
Fudd misses with a punch on the inside.
Doom misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fudd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fudd swings away with an uppercut that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doom lands a hook to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fudd.
Doom lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fudd backwards.

Doom breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fudd.
Fudd ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doom moves away.
Fudd looks to throw the jab but Doom is out of range.

Fudd clinches up against the cage.
Doom misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Doom fails to land.
Doom misses with a body punch.
Fudd blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fudd throws a punch but it's blocked by Doom.
Doom using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Fudd has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fudd misses with a body punch.
Fudd is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Doom is defending well.
Fudd struggles to land a body shot inside as Doom controls his hands.
Fudd misses with a hook to the ribs.
Doom blocks an elbow strike.
Fudd scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fudd throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fudd cracks Doom with a nice body shot.
Fudd tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fudd misses with a hook to the ribs.
Doom blocks a body shot from Fudd.
Fudd is working Doom over against the cage.
Doom with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A hook to the body from Doom.
Fudd lands a left hand.
Fudd lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Doom pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fudd moves in looking to clinch but Doom pushes him off.
Doom looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A jab from Doom does it's job there.
Fudd lands with a right hand.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Doom tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fudd shoots in but no luck this time.
Project Doom has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Elmer Fudd.
Doom moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fudd checks a leg kick.
A big left from Doom misses.
Fudd throws a quick inside leg kick.
Doom misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fudd thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doom seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Doom connects with a body shot that sends Fudd's belly button to the back.
Doom jabs Fudd to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fudd slips a straight right by Doom.
Fudd tries to clinch but Doom is having none of it.
As Fudd looks to move away, Doom throws a big counter combo but Fudd just gets out of the way.

Fudd has closed the distance and engaged Doom in a clinch.
Doom tries to circle away but Fudd has him pinned against the cage.
Doom misses with a short punch on the inside.
Doom tries to work over Fudd's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Doom lands a hook that snaps the head of Fudd backwards.

Doom breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fudd scores with a body shot.
Fudd lands a jab to the nose.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head kick misses from Doom.
Some wild striking there from Fudd.

Fudd pushes Doom up against the cage in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Elmer Fudd will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Fudd throws a lazy right hand but Doom sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Doom appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Fudd checks a low kick from Doom.
Doom throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fudd.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Fudd comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Fudd closes the distance and clinches.
Fudd lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fudd digs a right hand into Doom's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Doom's gas tank.
Fudd lands a left hand that snaps the head of Doom backwards.
Doom throws a head punch that misses.
Fudd misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Doom.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Doom.
Fudd blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Doom tries to work over Fudd's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Doom lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fudd backwards.
Doom throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fudd blocks it with crossed arms.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Doom's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice defenses there by Fudd.
Doom takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Fudd tries to clinch but Doom is having none of it.
Doom steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fudd.
Doom swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Fudd will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doom ducks under a wild hook from Fudd.
Doom avoids the body shot from Fudd.
Fudd connects with a solid leg kick.
Doom swats away the attempt to clinch by Fudd.
Nice defenses there by Doom.
Doom is looking to counter punch.
Doom takes one on the button.
Doom scores with a head kick. Fudd tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Fudd moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Doom takes a swing at Fudd's ribcage but misses.
Fudd walks into a straight right hand from Doom.
Doom needs to keep his hands up - Fudd had a free shot at his head there.
Fudd scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doom lands a right hook to the body.
Doom throws a chopping leg kick but Fudd manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Doom walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fudd checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Doom jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doom chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Fudd can pounce on him.
Doom throws a leg kick but Fudd sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Doom tests Fudd's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Project Doom is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fudd slips under a jab.
Fudd misses with a double jab.
Project Doom is winning the standup battle so far.
Doom takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fudd misses with a low kick.

Fudd moves into range and clinches up with Doom.
A right hand to the body from Fudd.
Doom takes a shot to the head.
Doom lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Doom blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fudd cracks Doom with a nice body shot.
Doom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fudd goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Doom scores with a nice short uppercut.
Doom misses with some punches.
Doom tries to throw a body punch but Fudd avoids it by throwing Doom back against the cage.
Doom lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doom blocks an uppercut.
Fudd creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Doom blocks an uppercut.
Fudd fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Doom breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fudd looks to land a right hand but Doom moved out of range.
Doom swings for the body but Fudd moves out of range.
Fudd scores with the left hand. Doom knows he should have avoided that one.
Fudd is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Doom.
Doom on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fudd tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doom swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Doom swings for the body but Fudd moves out of range.
Doom scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Doom cracks Fudd with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fudd uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Doom has time to react.
Doom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fudd.
An inside leg kick lands from Doom.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doom ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fudd moves away.
Decent striking displayed by Fudd there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fudd throws out a leg kick but Doom moves out of range and Fudd only half commits.
Fudd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doom manages to avoid it.
An attempted straight right counter from Doom misses the target.
Doom tries a head kick but it misses.
Fudd connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fudd swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Doom seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Fudd misses with a low kick.
Doom throws a body punch but Fudd moves out of range.
Fudd throws a leg kick that is checked
and Doom counters with a thumping low kick.
Doom will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Doom lands a glancing blow to the side of Fudd's head.
Fudd tries to clinch but Doom is having none of it.
Fudd drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Doom throws a head kick but Fudd moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doom throws a one two combo.
Doom uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fudd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doom tries to score with a low kick but Fudd moves his leg out of the way.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Elmer Fudd will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Fudd fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Doom looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fudd blocks a jab.
Fudd takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A jab lands there for Fudd.
Fudd is looking to slow Doom down with leg kicks.
Fudd scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Doom throws a leg kick but Fudd sees it coming and moves out of range.
Doom checks a leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Fudd blocks the low kick.
Doom tries to move into range but Fudd moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Doom misses with an uppercut. Fudd saw that one coming.
Doom misses with a low kick.
Doom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fudd on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Doom fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fudd manages to avoid it.
Doom avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Doom is looking to counter punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doom pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fudd is out of range and Doom settles back down.
Fudd scoring well with a low kick there.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fudd closes the distance and clinches.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Fudd just misses with a elbow thrown towards Doom's brow.
Fudd lands a shoulder strike.
Doom throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fudds head.
Doom blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fudd softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Doom is trying to push Fudd away but Fudd has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Fudd swings wildly with an uppercut but Doom uses good head movement to avoid it.

Doom breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Doom slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Doom has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fudd finds it's way round the side to connect with Doom's head.
Fudd avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doom throws a looping overhand right but Fudd ducks down to avoid it.
A countering left hand to the body from Fudd misses.
Doom misses with a looping right.
Doom avoids the body shot from Fudd.
Doom looks to land a right hand but Fudd moved out of range.
Doom takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Fudd closes the distance and clinches.
Project Doom has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Doom.
Fudd lands a hook that snaps the head of Doom backwards.
Fudd lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Doom tries to land a knee to the head but Fudd blocks with his arms.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fudd.
Elmer Fudd seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Doom escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A punch combination from Fudd misses.
Fudd connects with a good right hand that stumbles Doom. Doom circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fudd wants to clinch up but Doom keeps it at a distance.
Doom scores with a body shot.
Doom showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fudd.

Fudd gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Fudd throws a punch but it's blocked by Doom.
Doom blocks an elbow strike.
Doom is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A short uppercut from Fudd.

Doom breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Doom dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fudd. That did some damage!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fudd jabs at Doom's body.
Doom fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fudd manages to avoid it.
Doom takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fudd takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Doom listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Doom slips a straight right by Fudd.
Doom jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fudd blocks a leg kick.
Crunch! Doom slams his shin into Fudd's torso.
Fudd works Doom's body with a nice hook.
Doom rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fudd counters with a straight right hand.

Fudd bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doom taking punishment in the form of punches.
Fudd connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Doom some visible discomfort.
Doom is letting Fudd control him for a moment.
Fudd works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doom throws an elbow to the body but it doesn't land.
Fudd connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Doom some visible discomfort.
Doom is pushing Fudd's head away, looking to escape. Fudd manages to hold on to the position though.
Fudd working the ground and pound from side control.

Doom is rocked!

Fudd decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Oh Doom is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Good standup being displayed there by Doom as he connects with a hook.
Doom seems to have got his legs back now.

Doom gets tackled into the cage by Fudd. Fudd maintains the clinch.
Doom throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fudd working aggressively here.
Fudd is leaning against Doom and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fudd misses with an elbow strike.
Doom tries to break free but Fudd pushes him back against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fudd wants a takedown but no success here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Doom.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fudd.
Doom lands a shoulder strike.
Doom struggles to land a body shot inside as Fudd controls his hands.

And that's the end of the fight!
Elmer Fudd comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Fudd winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Elmer Fudd!
After the big win, Elmer Fudd made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.