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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dardan Douchebag (ranked 3161 p4p, 294 weight class) and Mannie Parazinho (ranked 3547 p4p, 321 weight class). Douchebag comes to the cage accompanied by Donkey. Mannie Parazinho told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!



176 cm
32
155 lbs
11 - 11 - 1
174 cm
35
152 lbs
12 - 12 - 1
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dardan Douchebag!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Mannie Parazinho!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Alan Glass and Chris Downing.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Douchebag closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Parazinho quickly recovers to half guard.
Douchebag drops an elbow to the side of Parazinho's head.
Douchebag not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Douchebag is nestled in close to Parazinho, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Douchebag missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Parazinho keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Parazinho is pressing down on Douchebag's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Parazinho avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Douchebag loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Parazinho keeps moving.

Parazinho working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Douchebag doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Douchebag manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Parazinho is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Parazinho keeps moving.
Douchebag wants to pass the guard but Parazinho is keeping the position.

Parazinho looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Douchebag is in close to Parazinho's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag works over Parazinho with some ground and pound from guard.

Parazinho is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Douchebag defends well.
Douchebag looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag landing with the ground and pound.

Parazinho had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Douchebag defends it easily.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Parazinho preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Parazinho is looking for a triangle but Douchebag pushes his legs off easily.
We've been hearing that Douchebag has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Douchebag trying to control but Parazinho is working from the bottom.
Parazinho wants to sweep but no luck.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parazinho has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Parazinho works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Parazinho has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
Douchebag is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Parazinho trying to keep a closed guard but Douchebag is proving a slippery customer.
Douchebag connects with a couple of short punches.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses.
Douchebag lands a couple of elbows.
Douchebag throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Parazinho escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Douchebag gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parazinho tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douchebag trying to control but Parazinho is working from the bottom.
Douchebag lands a couple of elbows.
Douchebag pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Parazinho is keeping the position for now.
Douchebag scoring with some ground and pound.

Parazinho looking for a guillotine here but Douchebag defends easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Parazinho keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!



Parazinho shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.

Parazinho is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Douchebag is just riding it out for now. Parazinho eventually gives up the hold.
Dardan Douchebag overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Parazinho passes the guard and advances to mount!
Douchebag is in all sorts of trouble here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parazinho tries to control but Douchebag wriggling away.
Douchebag is looking to improve his position but Parazinho isn't that keen on the idea.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag tries to lock up and control but Parazinho gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Douchebag wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.

Parazinho working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.

Parazinho looking for the choke but no joy.

Douchebag defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Douchebag tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Parazinho blocks Douchebag's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Douchebag regains half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Douchebag manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Parazinho trying to control the position from guard on top but Douchebag is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douchebag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Parazinho is one step ahead there.
Parazinho pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Douchebag is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parazinho keeps trying to improve his position.
Douchebag tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Douchebag is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Douchebag is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.


Parazinho looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Douchebag pushes past his half guard into mount!
Douchebag scoring with strikes but Parazinho is staying in there.
Douchebag lands a big elbow.
Douchebag raining down hammerfists from mount.
Douchebag scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Parazinho?
Parazinho wants to try and get back to his feet.
Parazinho tries to hold on but Douchebag postures up.
Douchebag has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Parazinho's face.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Douchebag lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Parazinho hang on?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Parazinho is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Parazinho takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Douchebag landing shots from mount.
Parazinho tries to hold on but Douchebag pushes him away.
Douchebag dominating with strikes here.
A nice elbow there by Douchebag.
Douchebag fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Douchebag working Parazinho over with strikes here.
Parazinho is wriggling around trying to escape.
Douchebag with good strikes from the mount here!


Parazinho is rocked!
Douchebag putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Parazinho is still in real trouble! Can Douchebag finish him?
Douchebag working Parazinho over with strikes here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dardan Douchebag dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!



Douchebag changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Parazinho looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Parazinho is trying to buck Douchebag off.
Douchebag lands a few punches from side control.
Check out the look on Douchebag's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Douchebag lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Douchebag scores with punches from side control.
Douchebag lands a nice forearm strike.
Douchebag cracks Parazinho with a big elbow.
Douchebag in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Parazinho looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Douchebag turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dardan Douchebag!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Dardan Douchebag made sure he mentioned Aspire Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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RATING
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