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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dingleberry Jones (ranked 7008 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ieuan Thomas (ranked 7714 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ieuan Thomas was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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148 lbs
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154 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Dingleberry Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Ieuan Thomas!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, James Ackerman and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jones lands a left hand.
Thomas is looking to take this one to the mat.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thomas wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jones has him pressed against the cage.
Jones lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jones can't find room to land a body shot as Thomas controls the action.
Thomas tries to pull guard but Jones won't allow it.
Thomas has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Jones avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Dingleberry Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ieuan Thomas.
Jones scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jones lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jones lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Jones.
Jones misses with a punch to the body.
Jones cracks Thomas with a nice body shot.
Jones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thomas being controlled against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Jones digs a right hand into Thomas's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Thomas's gas tank.
Thomas tries to stall but Jones uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Jones has Thomas pushed against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Jones.
Thomas escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A right handed body shot lands from Jones.
Thomas escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jones looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Jones avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jones closes the distance and clinches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands a shoulder strike.
Thomas misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jones tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jones keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Thomas's efforts to push away.
Thomas is looking to break free of the clinch but Jones has double underhooks.
Jones lands a left hand.
Jones makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thomas can't break the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jones.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones lands an uppercut.
Thomas pulls guard.
Jones has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Jones postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Jones postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Thomas is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Jones, into his guard.
Jones tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Thomas looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Jones working a defensive guard but Thomas manages to pass into side control anyway.
Jones tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Thomas lands an elbow.
You can see the frustration on Jones's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Thomas prevents Jones from escaping the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones is trying to improve his position.
Thomas working away.
Jones tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Thomas wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Thomas tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Thomas trying to control the position but Jones is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dingleberry Jones dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Jones tries to clinch there but Thomas circles away.
Thomas tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Jones defends well and Thomas ends up having to push Jones into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Thomas closes the distance and pushes Jones back into the cage.
Jones lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thomas takes a shot to the head.
Thomas is trying to pull guard but Jones has him pressed against the cage.
Dingleberry Jones has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Jones lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Thomas or not.
Thomas wants to take the fight to the mat but Jones manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Dingleberry Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ieuan Thomas.
Jones works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short left from Jones.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thomas tries to break free but Jones pushes him back against the cage.
Thomas is working for takedown but Jones is calmly controlling the position for now.
Jones scores with a shot to the side of Thomas's head.
Thomas is breathing heavily.
Jones is struggling to control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jones leaning against his opponent.
Jones misses with a punch to the body.
Thomas has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Jones is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Thomas jumps guard but Jones stands there with Thomas around his waist. Thomas gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jones.
Jones is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Jones works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Thomas tries for a takedown but Jones manages to get underhooks.
Jones working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jones lands an uppercut.
A short right from Jones on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Jones on the inside.
Jones digs a right hand into Thomas's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Thomas's gas tank.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jones.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
Thomas fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Thomas is trying to break the clinch but Jones has him pressed against the cage.
Jones is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Thomas can do to turn this around?
Thomas is looking for a takedown.
A nice left hand lands by Jones.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones gets through Thomas's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jones lands with a short shot to the head.
Jones is working Thomas over against the cage.
Jones lands a nice shot to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Jones.
Jones stalling.
Jones works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones gets through Thomas's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Jones - that landed with a thud.
Jones pushes Thomas back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Jones is working Thomas over against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Jones.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jones.
A short uppercut from Jones.
A right handed body shot lands from Jones.
Jones lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thomas backwards.
Jones lands a hook that snaps the head of Thomas backwards.
Jones lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jones lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jones lands a nice shot to the body.
Jones gets through Thomas's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands a shot to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Jones.
Jones digs a right hand into Thomas's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Thomas's gas tank.
Jones scores with a shoulder strike.
Thomas tries to break free but Jones pushes him back against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Thomas is trying to push Jones away but Jones has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jones will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Thomas up against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jones gets through Thomas's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thomas tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jones just stands there and leans against the cage.
Jones throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thomass head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dingleberry Jones dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Thomas with a poor takedown
and Jones counters with a one-two to the body.
Jones moves into the clinch.
Jones lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jones scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jones scores with a shot to the side of Thomas's head.
Thomas wants a takedown.
Jones lands a body punch.
Jones lands a body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Jones.
Nice body punch from Jones - that landed with a thud.
Jones cracks Thomas with a nice body shot.
Thomas being controlled against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
Thomas takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones lands a shot to the body.
Jones lands a body shot in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jones.
Jones lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jones lands a shot to the body.
Jones cracks Thomas with a nice body shot.
Jones gets through Thomas's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jones lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jones works on Thomas's body with a couple of short punches.
Jones lands a shot to the body.
Jones lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jones lands a shoulder strike.
Jones dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A short right from Jones on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short uppercut from Jones.
Jones lands a right hand.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jones.
Jones lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jones lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right from Jones on the inside.
Jones stalling the fight.
Thomas tries to pull guard but Jones won't allow it.
Dingleberry Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ieuan Thomas.
Jones lands a shot to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jones.
Jones lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Thomas or not.
Jones lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thomas backwards.
Jones lands a right hand.
Jones lands with a short shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones scores with a shot to the side of Thomas's head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jones.
Thomas fails to pull guard.
Jones makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jones scores with a shot to the side of Thomas's head.
A short right from Jones on the inside.
Jones avoids a wild elbow strike from Thomas.
Jones scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jones lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thomas backwards.
Jones lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jones lands a shoulder strike.
Jones is stalling here.
Thomas being controlled against the cage.
Dingleberry Jones is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jones.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones lands a left hand.
Thomas tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jones just stands there and leans against the cage.
Jones lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jones digs a right hand into Thomas's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Thomas's gas tank.
Jones works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Jones - that landed with a thud.
Thomas tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jones avoids it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jones creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Jones lands a shot to the body.
Ieuan Thomas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jones lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dingleberry Jones showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jones, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:25
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:25
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dingleberry Jones!
A victorious Dingleberry Jones thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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