PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Inspektor Dee (ranked 3021 p4p, 310 weight class) and Alfie Lazzyie (ranked 2847 p4p, 301 weight class). Inspektor Dee has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Dee
vs
Lazzyie

205 cm
23
245 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

180 cm
24
240 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Inspektor Dee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alfie Lazzyie!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Steve Erwin and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dee listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

It looks like Alfie Lazzyie has been cut.
Dee cracks Lazzyie with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dee feints and then cracks Lazzyie's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lazzyie down.
Lazzyie closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dee circles away.
Lazzyie gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Dee pushes Lazzyie up against the cage in a clinch.
Lazzyie blocks a body shot from Dee.
Dee misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dee can't find room to land a body shot as Lazzyie controls the action.
Lazzyie's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dee.
Lazzyie is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Dee is defending well.
Dee gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Lazzyie.
Inspektor Dee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alfie Lazzyie.
Dee tries a body shot but Lazzyie blocks it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lazzyie is looking for a takedown.
Lazzyie has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Dee after a bit of a struggle.
Lazzyie tries for a takedown but Dee manages to get underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lazzyie goes for a takedown attempt but Dee pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Dee lands a nice looking kick to the body. Lazzyie takes a step back to recover.
Lazzyie gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Inspektor Dee!
Inspektor Dee thanked the fans post fight for their support.