PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Chico Grande (ranked 13 p4p, 2 weight class) and Eyeam Yurmommy (ranked 11 p4p, 1 weight class). Grande comes to the cage accompanied by Dead By Dawn by Deicide . Yurmommy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Peanut Butter Jelly Time - Galantis. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Chico Grande
vs
Yurmommy

165 cm
35
145 lbs
23 - 6 - 1

150 cm
30
135 lbs
18 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Groove Gear
Sin City Allstars

Groove Gear
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 6 - 1, fighting out of London, Jesus Chico Grande!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, Eyeam Yurmommy!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
An inside leg kick lands from Grande.
Grande stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Grande keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Grande ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yurmommy moves away.
Grande misses the shot to the body.
Grande moves to clinch but Yurmommy breaks away
and Yurmommy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Grande looks to score with a jab to the body but Yurmommy is just out of range.
Grande cracks the inside of Yurmommy's front leg.
Grande throws a body punch but Yurmommy moves out of range.
Yurmommy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.

Grande drives through and clinches with Yurmommy against the cage.

Yurmommy manages to break the clinch.
Grande is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Yurmommy is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Yurmommy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

It looks like Jesus Chico Grande has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Grande has taken the fight to the clinch.
Grande presses Yurmommy against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Grande doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Grande throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Yurmommys head.
Yurmommy gets through Grande's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Grande doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Grande tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Yurmommy's elbow.
Grande tries a body shot but Yurmommy blocks it.
Grande misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Grande misses with a punch on the inside.
Grande blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Grande tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Grande lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Grande blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grande lands a right hand that snaps the head of Yurmommy backwards.
Yurmommy has a couple of punches blocked by Grande.
Grande can't find room to land a body shot as Yurmommy controls the action.
Grande throws a head punch that misses.
Grande misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Yurmommy prevents a body shot from Grande.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grande tries to throw a body punch but Yurmommy avoids it by throwing Grande back against the cage.
Grande scores with a nice hook to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grande misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Grande lands a hook that snaps the head of Yurmommy backwards.
Yurmommy blocks a body shot from Grande.
Grande tries a body shot but Yurmommy blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Grande fails to land.
Grande scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Grande throws a head punch that misses.
Yurmommy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Yurmommy breaks the clinch.
Grande wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Grande throws a chopping leg kick but Yurmommy manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Grande misses with a wild body shot.
Yurmommy looks like he wants to counter punch here.
The fight stays on the outside here - Grande looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
It seemed like Yurmommy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Grande tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Yurmommy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Grande can pounce on him.
Grande is looking to wear down Yurmommy with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yurmommy takes one to the chin there.
Grande scores with a hook to the body. Yurmommy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Grande throws a hook but Yurmommy avoids it easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Yurmommy misses.
Grande stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Grande tries to clinch but Yurmommy moves out of range.
Donk. Grande catches Yurmommy right on the button with a cross.
Grande defending well as Yurmommy loads up on a big left hand.
Grande misses with a jab, cross combination.
Yurmommy appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Jesus Chico Grande seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grande fails to land with a series of punches.
A little jabbing left from Yurmommy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Grande jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Grande misses the shot to the body.
Grande is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Yurmommy throws a body punch but Grande moves out of range.
Yurmommy swings for the body but Grande moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yurmommy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Grande tries to counter by clinching up but Yurmommy breaks away and moves out of range.
Yurmommy keeps the fight on the outside.
Grande moves in looking to clinch but Yurmommy pushes him off.
Yurmommy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice jab there from Grande.
Jesus Chico Grande is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Yurmommy takes one to the side of the head.
Grande misses with a double jab.
Yurmommy throws out a counter right but Grande avoids it with no problem.
Grande thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yurmommy let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A shot to the body from Grande misses
and Yurmommy counters with a nice body shot.
Yurmommy swats away the attempt to clinch by Grande.
Grande moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Grande is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Grande fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yurmommy manages to avoid it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Yurmommy! But no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jesus Chico Grande dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jesus Chico Grande's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Yurmommy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nice body punch from Grande.
Crunch! Grande slams his shin into Yurmommy's torso.
Grande throws a quick inside leg kick.
Yurmommy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Grande swings for the body but Yurmommy moves out of range.
Yurmommy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Yurmommy moves out of range of the strikes.
And Yurmommy tries to counter it with a takedown but Grande pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Yurmommy misses the jab.
A low kick from Grande is predictable there
enabling Yurmommy to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grande connects with a jab.
Yurmommy avoids the body shot from Grande.
Yurmommy feints the counter takedown.
A slapping body kick lands there for Grande.
Grande swings widly with a right hand
and Yurmommy counters with a left to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grande tries to clinch up but Yurmommy circles away and keeps his distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Grande.
Grande is looking to clinch but Yurmommy is avoiding it.
A nice side step and Yurmommy releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
A cross from Grande lands.
Grande misses with a jab, cross combination.
Grande slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Grande misses with a right hand
and Yurmommy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Grande goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A slow jab from Grande misses its intended target.
A little jabbing left from Yurmommy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Decent striking displayed by Grande there.
Grande is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Grande tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Yurmommy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Yurmommy swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yurmommy throws a looping overhand right but Grande ducks down to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yurmommy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Grande scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Yurmommy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Grande scores with a sloppy right hand. Yurmommy should have avoided that one.
A lazy left from Grande finds it's target.
Grande pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Yurmommy breaks from the clinch.
Grande fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Yurmommy.
Good leg kick by Grande there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Grande connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Yurmommy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Grande throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Yurmommy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grande misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yurmommy.
Grande connects with a nice looking jab.
Grande paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Grande throws a sloppy body shot
and Yurmommy counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Grande misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yurmommy.
Yurmommy moves out of range of the leg kick from Grande.
Yurmommy looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Grande is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Yurmommy checks a leg kick.
Yurmommy misses with an uppercut.
Grande seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Grande tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Yurmommy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Yurmommy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Grande throws a predictable looking body shot
and Grande takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jesus Chico Grande is winning the standup battle so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grande tries to clinch there but Yurmommy circles away.
Yurmommy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Grande digs a good hook to Yurmommy's body.
Grande throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Grande feints and then cracks Yurmommy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Yurmommy down.
Yurmommy throws a big shot that misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yurmommy swats away the attempt to clinch by Grande.
And Yurmommy tries to counter it with a takedown but Grande pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Grande catches Yurmommy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Grande connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Yurmommy avoids the body shot from Grande.
Grande throws a one two combo.
Yurmommy needs to keep his hands up - Grande had a free shot at his head there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jesus Chico Grande dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jesus Chico Grande's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Yurmommy looks to throw the jab but Grande is out of range.
Grande lands with a hook. Yurmommy tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Yurmommy keeps the fight on the outside.
Grande swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grande throws a low kick, looking for Yurmommy's leg but Yurmommy calmly moves out of range.
Yurmommy is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Grande with a body shot.
Grande cracks Yurmommy with an open hand slap.
A jab from Yurmommy misses.
Grande connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Yurmommy's hands.
Yurmommy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Grande - that will leave a mark!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grande scoring well with a low kick there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Grande.
Grande is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Yurmommy can do to turn this around?
Grande tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Yurmommy makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yurmommy swings for the body but Grande moves out of range.
Yurmommy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Grande.
Grande tries to close the distance and clinch up but Yurmommy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A little jabbing left from Yurmommy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Grande connects with an inside leg kick.
Grande ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yurmommy moves away.
Yurmommy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Grande scoring well with a low kick there.
Yurmommy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Grande tries to clinch but Yurmommy is having none of it.
Grande looks to score with a jab to the body but Yurmommy is just out of range.
Grande misses the body punch
and Grande takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Grande sizes up Yurmommy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Grande misses with a body punch
and Yurmommy counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Grande thinking.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grande smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Grande throws the kick towards the body but Yurmommy avoids it.
Grande uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Yurmommy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grande cracks a nice hook into Yurmommy's ribs.
Grande scores with a head kick.
Grande lands a jab.
Grande misses with a wild body shot.
Yurmommy slips under a jab from Grande.
Yurmommy now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Grande throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Yurmommy.
Grande catches Yurmommy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Yurmommy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Grande takes a swing at Yurmommy's ribcage but misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Yurmommy misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grande throws a leg kick which misses Yurmommy's front leg but catches the back leg as Yurmommy tries to avoid it.
Grande is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Grande fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Yurmommy loads up on a big right hand but Grande slips the punch.
Yurmommy moves out of range of the strikes.
Grande swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Yurmommy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Grande connects with a solid leg kick.
Grande fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Yurmommy.
Grande ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Yurmommy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Grande tries to land a body kick
and Yurmommy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by Yurmommy.
It seemed like Yurmommy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Grande misses
and Yurmommy counters with a left to the body.
Grande throws a left and a right that both miss
and Yurmommy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grande defending well as Yurmommy loads up on a big left hand.
Grande throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yurmommy let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Grande throws a quick inside leg kick.
Grande fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yurmommy manages to avoid it.

Grande closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Grande tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Yurmommy blocking some punches.
Yurmommy lands an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Yurmommy.
Grande misses with a hook from the clinch.
Yurmommy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Grande backwards.
Yurmommy tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Good body shot from Yurmommy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jesus Chico Grande clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Jesus Chico Grande's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A slow jab from Grande misses its intended target.
Yurmommy drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Grande defends it well.
Grande misses with a shot to the body
and Yurmommy counters with a stiff right hand.
Grande pushes Yurmommy away with a front kick.
Yurmommy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Grande connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Grande tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Yurmommy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Yurmommy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A swing and a miss from Grande.
A countering left hand to the body from Yurmommy misses.
A shot to the liver by Grande. Beautiful body shot.
Grande moves into range and connects with a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yurmommy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Grande misses with a left hand

and Yurmommy counters with a nice right hand that sends Grande toppling to the canvas! Grande scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Yurmommy finish him?!

Grande is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grande throws a predictable looking body shot
and Yurmommy counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Grande thinking.
Oh Grande is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Grande walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Grande limp body while Yurmommy jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Eyeam Yurmommy!
After the fight, Eyeam Yurmommy was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
The defeated Jesus Chico Grande had this to say: 'Why are you laughing at me!?! Stop laughing at me!!! I don't look like Goofy!'.