PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Pen Renny (ranked 3944 p4p, 336 weight class) and Borrat Noway (ranked 3975 p4p, 339 weight class). Renny comes to the cage accompanied by Fight to death. Pen Renny looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Renny
vs
Noway

185 cm
25
155 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

188 cm
25
150 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very confident

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pen Renny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Borrat Noway!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Columbo Gatti and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Renny throws a combination. Noway tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A swing and a miss from Noway.
Renny is looking for a counter combo.
Noway swings for the body but Renny moves out of range.
Renny went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Noway uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Renny really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Renny wants to clinch.
Noway throws a jab but it's blocked by Renny.
Noway throws a body punch but Renny moves out of range.
Noway works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Renny scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Noway misses the jab.
Renny walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Renny throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Noway.
It seemed like Noway was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Noway tests Renny's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Noway. Renny does a little dance to reset his feet.
Noway connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Renny wants to clinch.
Noway swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Noway looks to score with a jab to the body but Renny is just out of range.
Noway showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Renny.
Noway lands with a straight right. Renny didn't see that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Renny is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Noway lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Noway takes a swing at Renny's ribcage but misses.
Noway lands with a nice body punch.
Noway ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Renny moves away.
Noway ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Renny is looking to clinch.
Renny takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Renny takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Renny looks to score with a jab to the body but Noway is just out of range.
Noway misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Renny.
Noway misses with a body shot.
A big left from Renny misses.
Noway throws a body punch but Renny moves out of range.
Noway tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Renny was well out of range. Poor timing from Noway.
Renny looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Noway cracks Renny with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Renny tries to close the distance and clinch up but Noway swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Noway scores with a jab to the head.
Noway is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Renny had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Renny ducks under a wild hook from Noway.
As Noway looks to move away, Renny throws a big counter combo but Noway just gets out of the way.
Renny lands with an overhand left.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Renny fails with an attempt to clinch.
Noway throws a body punch but Renny moves out of range.
Renny throws a series of punches but Noway avoids them all with ease.
Noway misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Renny.

Renny clinches up with Noway and pushes him back against the cage.

Renny manages to break the clinch.
Renny keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Noway.
Renny on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Noway connects with a crisp jab.
Noway lands a slapping body shot.
Renny moves out of range of the strikes.
Renny lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Noway backs up against the cage.
Noway with a nice cross.
A big left from Noway misses.
Noway swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Renny.
Noway misses the shot to the body.
Renny tries to close the distance and clinch but Noway swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Renny uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noway.
Renny fails with an attempt to clinch.
A jab from Noway misses.
Noway just misses with a punch to the body.
Noway throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Renny closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Renny is trying to pull guard but Noway turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

Renny breaks from the clinch.
Noway tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Renny was well out of range. Poor timing from Noway.
Renny blocks a jab.
Renny fails with an attempt to clinch.
Noway scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Renny fails in his attempt to clinch.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Noway gets a trip takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Noway postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Renny to stand up.
Renny throws a right and a left that both miss.
Renny moves in looking to clinch but Noway pushes him off.
Noway dodges the punch combination from Renny.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Noway swings for the body but Renny moves out of range.
Renny tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Noway manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noway jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Noway misses with a body shot.
Noway lands a right hook to the body.
A big right from Noway misses.
Renny seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Renny moves away from the strike by Noway.
Renny lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Noway circles away quickly and effectively.
Noway misses with a body shot.
Noway connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
No joy there for Renny, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Noway scores with a nice right hand.
Renny tries to clinch but Noway moves out of range.
Noway avoids a punch combination nicely.
Noway scores with a jab. Renny acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Some wild striking there from Renny.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Renny misses with a double jab.
Renny is breathing heavily.
Noway with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Noway scores with a hook.
Renny misses with a few strikes there.
Noway with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Borrat Noway dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Noway throws a hook but Renny blocks it.
Noway misses with a looping left.
Noway avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Renny tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Noway paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Noway lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Noway throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Renny tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Noway paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Renny takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Renny throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Noway.
Noway pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Noway fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Renny looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Noway misses the shot to the body.
Noway misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Noway. Renny does a little dance to reset his feet.
Noway fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Renny manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noway slips a jab and a cross from Renny.
Pen Renny is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Noway digs a good hook to Renny's body.
Noway dodges the punch combination from Renny.
Renny takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from Noway.
The fighters circling - Noway throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noway throws a body shot but no joy.
Noway throws the left hand but Renny avoids the punch easily.
It looked like Renny was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Noway throws a lazy right hand but Renny sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Noway throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Noway connects with a nice looking jab.
Renny moves in looking to clinch but Noway pushes him off.
Renny wants to clinch.
Renny tries to clinch but Noway is having none of it.
Renny slips under a jab from Noway.
Renny avoids the body shot from Noway.
A slow jab from Noway misses its intended target.
Renny throws a big counter combination but Noway scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Noway throws a body punch but Renny moves out of range.
Renny fails in his attempt to clinch.

Renny gets a clinch.
Noway softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Noway gets control of Renny's arms and successfully pulls guard. Noway will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Noway can do anything to dispel that myth.
Renny stops Noway from standing up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Renny stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Renny throws a right hand that Noway ducks under and follows up with a left that Noway also avoids with ease.
Renny moves out of range of the strikes.
Noway ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Noway misses with a body shot.
Noway takes a swing at Renny's ribcage but misses.
Renny throws a right and a left that Noway avoids nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noway takes a swing at Renny's ribcage but misses.
Noway ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Renny moves away.
Noway dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Noway thuds a left hand into Renny's body.
Noway avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Renny throws a combination. Noway tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Renny misses with the combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Renny moves away from the strike by Noway.
Renny displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Noway throws out the jab.
Renny misses with a series of wild punches.
Good standup being displayed there by Noway as he connects with a hook.
Borrat Noway seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Good shot there by Noway.
Renny looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Renny tries to clinch there but Noway circles away.
Noway connects with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A punch combination from Renny misses.
Noway circles away from the clinch attempt.
Noway has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Renny rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Noway moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Noway throws a lazy right hand but Renny sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Renny tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Noway paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noway misses with an uppercut.
Renny throws a nice looking combination but Noway bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Noway throws the left hand but Renny avoids the punch easily.
Renny swinging wildly here.
Renny is looking to clinch but Noway is avoiding it.
Noway looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Noway misses with a wild body shot.
Renny moves in looking to clinch but Noway pushes him off.
Noway throws a looping overhand right but Renny ducks down to avoid it.
Noway throws a shot from downtown. Renny moves away and avoids it.
Noway lands with a shot to the body.
Noway avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Noway swings for the body but Renny moves out of range.
Renny tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Noway paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Renny misses with a double jab.
Noway ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Renny moves away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Renny looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Noway cracks Renny with an open hand slap.
Noway moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Borrat Noway showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Noway lands a jab to Renny's midsection.
Nice body punch from Noway.
Noway jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Renny misses with a double jab.
Renny goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Noway misses with a wild body shot.
Renny gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Noway.
Noway jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Noway scores with a shot to the body.
Noway scores with a jab.
Noway scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Noway lands a jab to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Noway swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Noway swats away the attempt to clinch by Renny.
Noway swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Good exchange - Noway coming out on top.
Noway swats away the attempt to clinch by Renny.
Renny ducks under a wild hook from Noway.
Renny takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Renny will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Noway throws out a counter right but Renny avoids it with no problem.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Renny tries to clinch but Noway is having none of it.
Renny tries to clinch up but Noway circles away and keeps his distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Donk. Noway catches Renny right on the button with a cross.
Nice shot by Noway.
Renny takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Noway is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Noway bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Renny's head.
Renny uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noway.
Renny misses with the combination.
Renny ducks under a wild hook from Noway.
Renny swinging wildly here.
Renny tries to clinch there but Noway circles away.
Noway let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Renny misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Noway listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Renny misses with a wild combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Renny slips under a jab.
Noway fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noway takes a swing at Renny's ribcage but misses.
Noway lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Noway wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Noway misses with a body shot.
Noway fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Renny takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Noway throws a shot to the body.
Renny tries to clinch there but Noway circles away.
Noway slips a jab and a cross from Renny.
Renny tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Noway manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Noway wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Noway throws a body shot but no joy.
Renny tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Noway paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Renny swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A big left from Noway misses.
Renny takes one on the button.
Renny throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Renny keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Noway throws the left hand but Renny avoids the punch easily.
Noway bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Renny's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Renny tries to clinch but Noway moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Noway! But no joy.
Noway throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Renny stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Renny ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Noway throws a hook to the side of Renny's head but Renny sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Renny appears to be looking for a big counter.
Renny throws a series of punches but Noway avoids them all with ease.
Noway thuds a left hand into Renny's body.
Renny misses with a wild combination.
Renny walks into a jab.
Noway misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Renny.
Noway misses the shot to the body.
Renny with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Noway to score with a decent uppercut.
Noway fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Renny manages to avoid it.
Noway looks to throw the jab but Renny is out of range.
Noway avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Renny ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A looping hook to the body misses from Noway. Renny does a little dance to reset his feet.
Noway misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Renny.
Noway is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Renny.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Renny avoids the body shot from Noway.
Noway misses with an uppercut.
Noway misses with a body shot.
Renny seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Noway swings for the body but Renny moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from Noway does it's job there.
Noway fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Renny manages to avoid it.
A slow jab from Noway misses its intended target.
Renny throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A countering left hand to the body from Noway misses.
Renny uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Noway.
Renny uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Noway.
Renny misses with a series of wild punches.
A telegraphed right hand from Noway misses the target.
A big right from Noway misses.
Noway tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Renny was well out of range. Poor timing from Noway.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Renny blocks a jab.
Renny appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Renny takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Renny scores with a three punch combo!
Renny moves away from the strike by Noway.
Pen Renny has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Borrat Noway is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Noway changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Borrat Noway comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Noway winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 27:30
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Borrat Noway!
A victorious Borrat Noway thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.