PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Childmolester (ranked 3883 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ronn Gracie (ranked 5422 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Childmolester
vs
Gracie

180 cm
25
150 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
25
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charlie Childmolester!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ronn Gracie!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice takedown defense from Gracie. No joy for Childmolester on that attempt.

Childmolester shoots in and gets a takedown into Gracie's guard.
Gracie tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Gracie keeping moving, preventing Childmolester from controlling successfully.

Childmolester drops back looking for a leg! Gracie is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Gracie manages to kick Childmolester off! Childmolester jumps back into Gracie's guard.
Childmolester tries to free his leg and advance position but Gracie is retaining full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Childmolester sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Childmolester manages to get himself to full guard.

Gracie with a nice head shot there.
Childmolester tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Gracie wants to control from the top but Childmolester keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gracie won't allow Childmolester to sweep him here.
Gracie slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Childmolester tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Childmolester is working hard here to advance position.
Gracie tries to advance to mount but can't.
Childmolester sneaks back into half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Childmolester trying to hold on to Gracie's head to control him but Gracie postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Childmolester wants to control but Gracie passes into side.
Childmolester wants to control but Gracie postures up.
Childmolester regains half guard.
Gracie is keen to just control but Childmolester is a slippery customer.
Gracie is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Childmolester!
Childmolester working to try and regain half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gracie can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Childmolester is looking to escape.
Gracie is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Childmolester sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ronn Gracie dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Childmolester gets a double leg takedown into Gracie's guard.

Childmolester is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Childmolester drops back looking for a leg! Gracie is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Gracie manages to kick Childmolester off! Childmolester jumps back into Gracie's guard.
Childmolester wants to control from the top but Gracie keeps moving.
Childmolester definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Childmolester postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Gracie is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Childmolester, into his guard.

Childmolester looking to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Childmolester throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Gracie slips nicely into half guard.
Childmolester gets full guard.
Gracie trying to control the position from guard on top but Childmolester is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Childmolester wants to sweep here but Gracie controlling him for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Childmolester looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Gracie has picked Childmolester up and slammed him! Childmolester can't keep hold of the triangle and Gracie manages to pass to side control!
Childmolester is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Gracie is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Childmolester manages to regain half guard. Good work.

Gracie is working for a kimura but Childmolester is defending it quite comfortably.
Childmolester tries to get to full guard but Gracie has control of the leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Childmolester is staying active underneath Gracie, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Childmolester manages to get to full guard.
Childmolester wants to sweep but no luck.
Childmolester bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Gracie's guard.

Childmolester thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Gracie controls Childmolester momentarily but Childmolester frees himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Childmolester is stalling in the full guard.
Gracie tries to strike from the bottom.

Childmolester has gone for a leg lock! Gracie slips out almost immediately though and dives into Childmolester's guard.

Childmolester tries to land a sweep but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie Childmolester dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Childmolester feints and as Gracie raises his hands in defense, Childmolester changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Gracie looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Gracie keeping full guard, as Childmolester tries to pass.
Childmolester trying to control but Gracie is working from the bottom.
Childmolester seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Gracie keeping moving, preventing Childmolester from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie wants to sweep here but Childmolester controlling him for the moment.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Gracie lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Gracie wants to control from the top but Childmolester keeps moving.
Childmolester seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Gracie advances position into side control!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Childmolester manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Childmolester manages to get to full guard.

Childmolester is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Childmolester tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Childmolester is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Childmolester looking for a guillotine here but Gracie defends easily.
Gracie passes Childmolester's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Childmolester is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Gracie jumps into side control!
Childmolester is looking for a sweep.
Childmolester manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Childmolester wants to get back to full guard.
Childmolester is refusing to be controlled, as Gracie sits in half guard.
Childmolester slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

Gracie got a little sloppy there for a moment and Childmolester has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Gracie has managed to get both his arms back between Childmolester's legs - danger averted.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Gracie trying to control but Childmolester is working from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

And that's the end of the fight!
Charlie Childmolester showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Childmolester has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charlie Childmolester!