PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mario Farina (ranked 182 p4p, 26 weight class) and UberThor Hammerfall (ranked 193 p4p, 27 weight class). Farina comes to the cage accompanied by Combichrist - Today I Woke to the Rain of Blood. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Farina
vs
Hammerfall

204 cm
24
265 lbs
13 - 1 - 0

180 cm
22
260 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Groove Gear
Urban Fighter

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mario Farina!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, UberThor Hammerfall!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammerfall avoids the body shot from Farina.
Hammerfall is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Farina throws a poor cross that misses

and Hammerfall counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Hammerfall throws a punch but it's blocked by Farina.
Hammerfall blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Farina tries to work over Hammerfall's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hammerfall prevents Farina from breaking the clinch.
Farina takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Mario Farina has been cut.
Farina definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Hammerfall lands an elbow just above Farina 's eye.
Farina misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hammerfall prevents a body shot from Farina.
Hammerfall tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Farina swings wildly with an uppercut but Hammerfall uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farina swings wildly with an uppercut but Hammerfall uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hammerfall blocking some punches.

Farina breaks the clinch.
Farina swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammerfall moves away from the strike by Farina.
Hammerfall throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Farina throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hammerfall sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Farina sets himself, and Hammerfall steps forward looking for the clinch! Farina avoids it this time.
Mario Farina seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Farina loads up on a big right hand but Hammerfall slips the punch.
Hammerfall looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Hammerfall has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Farina is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Farina scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Farina misses with a looping left.
Hammerfall let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Farina throws a body punch but Hammerfall moves out of range.
Hammerfall swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Farina misses with a lunging right hand
and Hammerfall counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Farina misses with an uppercut
and Hammerfall counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Farina throws a right and a left that Hammerfall avoids nicely.
Farina dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hammerfall looks to clinch
and Farina counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like UberThor Hammerfall has been cut.
Hammerfall moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Farina drops his hands momentarily and Hammerfall takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Hammerfall staying out of range there.
Farina just misses with a punch to the body.
Farina throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hammerfall counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Farina misses with a jab, cross combination.
Farina keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hammerfall.
Farina misses with a hook to the body
and Hammerfall counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Farina misses with a hook
and Hammerfall cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hammerfall moves away from the strike by Farina.
Hammerfall looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farina swings widly with a right hand
and Hammerfall counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Farina lands a head shot.
Farina swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hammerfall counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Farina misses the jab.
Farina misses with a right hand
and Hammerfall counters with a nice uppercut.

Hammerfall clinches with his opponent.
Farina misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hammerfall blocking some punches.
Hammerfall lands a body punch in the clinch.
Farina is trying to break the clinch but Hammerfall has him pressed against the cage.
Farina scores with a nice hook to the head.
Farina fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hammerfall blocking some punches.
Farina tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hammerfall doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Farina swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Farina misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hammerfall lands with a right to the head.
Hammerfall lands a shoulder strike.
Farina is trying to break the clinch but Hammerfall is controlling him.
A shot in the inside from Hammerfall.
Hammerfall tries to work over Farina's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Farina lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Farina swings wildly with an uppercut but Hammerfall uses good head movement to avoid it.
Farina misses with a body punch.
Hammerfall throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hammerfall blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hammerfall softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Farina breaks the clinch.
Hammerfall on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Farina scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but UberThor Hammerfall will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Farina's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Hammerfall swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A jab from Farina misses.
Farina is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hammerfall.
Hammerfall throws a counter combo.
Hammerfall stuns Farina with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Nice defenses there by Hammerfall.
Hammerfall lands a jab to the head.
Farina throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hammerfall throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Farina counter with a right hand.
Farina looks to land a left hand but Hammerfall moved out of range nicely.
Hammerfall tries to counter by closing the distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammerfall throws a body punch but Farina moves out of range.
Farina misses with a right hand
and Hammerfall counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Farina looks to throw the jab but Hammerfall is out of range.
A slow jab from Farina misses its intended target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammerfall connects with a nice looking jab.
Hammerfall scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Farina doesn't seem bothered though.
Hammerfall avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hammerfall tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Farina was well out of range. Poor timing from Hammerfall.
Hammerfall moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Hammerfall throws the left hand but Farina avoids the punch easily.
Farina throws a jab but it's blocked by Hammerfall.
Hammerfall displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Farina throws out the jab.
Farina loads up on a big right hand but Hammerfall slips the punch.
The crowd cheers as Farina lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hammerfall doesn't seem phased though.
Farina swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farina misses with a body shot.
Farina misses with a body punch
enabling Hammerfall to counter with a crisp jab.
Farina digs a good body shot into Hammerfall's ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Hammerfall closes the distance and clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Farina fails to land.
Farina lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hammerfall backwards.

Farina breaks the clinch.
Hammerfall slips under a jab.
Hammerfall now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Farina misses with a jab to the body
and Hammerfall counters with a nice uppercut.
Hammerfall smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Farina dodges the punch combination from Hammerfall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farina rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hammerfall counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Farina uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hammerfall.
Hammerfall throws out a loose jab but Farina uses good head movement to avoid it.
Farina swings for the body but Hammerfall moves out of range.
Hammerfall looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Farina blocks a jab.
Hammerfall tries to clinch up but Farina circles away and keeps his distance.
Farina darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Farina ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hammerfall moves away.
Hammerfall moves out of range as Farina strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Farina. Hammerfall does a little dance to reset his feet.
Farina misses with a lunging right hand
and Hammerfall cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Farina is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hammerfall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Farina.
Farina misses with an uppercut
and Hammerfall makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Farina throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Hammerfall counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Farina misses with some punches.
Hammerfall lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Farina or not.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Farina breaks from the clinch.
A swing and a miss from Hammerfall.
Hammerfall scores with a crisp jab that stopped Farina in his tracks.
Farina scores with a three punch combo!
Hammerfall avoids the body shot from Farina.
Hammerfall takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Farina misses with a straight left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but UberThor Hammerfall will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Farina misses with an uppercut
letting Hammerfall counter with a right hand.
Farina throws a lazy uppercut
and Hammerfall counters with a right hand to the body.
Hammerfall ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hammerfall doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Farina throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hammerfall stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Farina is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hammerfall.
Hammerfall now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
A slow jab from Farina misses its intended target.
Hammerfall looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Farina throws a poor cross that misses
letting Hammerfall counter with a right hand.
Farina throws a jab but it's blocked by Hammerfall.
Hammerfall steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Farina.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammerfall uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Farina.
Farina misses with a left hand
and Farina takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hammerfall just misses with a punch to the body.
Farina throws the left hand but Hammerfall avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammerfall drops his hands momentarily and Farina takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Farina misses with a series of wild punches.
Farina on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hammerfall scores with a punch to the head.
Farina misses with a hook
and Hammerfall counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hammerfall throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Farina swings for the body but Hammerfall moves out of range.
Hammerfall tries to counter with a clinch but Farina shakes him off and moves away.
Farina stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That has opened up UberThor Hammerfall's cut even more.
Farina missing with a left hand there. Hammerfall was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Farina misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farina lands a jab to Hammerfall's midsection.
Farina throws a right hand that misses
and Hammerfall counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

Oooooh!!! Hammerfall has knocked Farina down with a huge combo! Hammerfall steps away and waves a wobbly Farina back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Farina is rocked!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hammerfall cracks Farina with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Farina falls to his knees and Hammerfall doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). UberThor Hammerfall!
UberThor Hammerfall gave a mention to Top Nutrition 160Q100$ 140Q75$ 100Q25$ in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).