PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Childmolester (ranked 3128 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan Antetokounmpo (ranked 4228 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Childmolester
vs
Antetokounmpo

180 cm
25
150 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

183 cm
25
155 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Good chin

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charlie Childmolester!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ryan Antetokounmpo!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Chris Downing and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Childmolester shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

Childmolester is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Childmolester is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Antetokounmpo has managed to free his arm - good work.

Childmolester seems to be looking for submissions.
Antetokounmpo tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Antetokounmpo tries to get to full guard but Childmolester has control of the leg.

Childmolester is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Childmolester is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Antetokounmpo doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Childmolester.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Antetokounmpo is defending against the submission attempts here by Childmolester.

Childmolester is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Antetokounmpo is defending against the submission attempts here by Childmolester.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Childmolester keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Antetokounmpo is staying active underneath Childmolester, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Antetokounmpo wants to get back to full guard.
Childmolester trying to control the pace.

Antetokounmpo is defending against the submission attempts here by Childmolester.
Childmolester is trying to control. Antetokounmpo wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Antetokounmpo looking for submissions off his back.

Childmolester is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Antetokounmpo doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Childmolester.

Childmolester is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Antetokounmpo sees it coming and defends easily.

Antetokounmpo is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Childmolester pulls his head out easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Childmolester is trying to work for a kimura but Antetokounmpo is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

Childmolester wants to work for an arm triangle but Antetokounmpo is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Childmolester is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

Childmolester is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Antetokounmpo is just riding it out for now. Childmolester eventually gives up the hold.

Childmolester is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Antetokounmpo doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Childmolester.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Childmolester has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Antetokounmpo defend it? Childmolester steps over the head and cranks it - Antetokounmpo is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Childmolester!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Charlie Childmolester!