PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Whatever Floatsyurboat (ranked 4032 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Atlas (ranked 3395 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Floatsyurboat
vs
Atlas

189 cm
25
264 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

199 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Likes comics

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Whatever Floatsyurboat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tony Atlas!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Santiago Holmes and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Atlas throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Floatsyurboat sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Floatsyurboat on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Floatsyurboat looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

Floatsyurboat is working for a submission of some sort.
Floatsyurboat is taking a breather. Atlas says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

Floatsyurboat is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Atlas is just riding it out for now. Floatsyurboat eventually gives up the hold.
Floatsyurboat works his foot free and advances to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Floatsyurboat has control of Atlas's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Atlas regains control of the situation pretty easily.

Atlas defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Floatsyurboat.
Atlas is trying to escape the mount.

Floatsyurboat is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Atlas has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Floatsyurboat definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

Floatsyurboat working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Atlas turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Floatsyurboat off and cradles Atlas's limp body as Floatsyurboat celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Whatever Floatsyurboat!