PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yeah No (ranked 5134 p4p, 0 weight class) and Test Testy (ranked 5133 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

No
vs
Testy

166 cm
25
137 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
25
138 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Yeah No!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Test Testy!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, David Hoff and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Testy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
No throws a body shot but no joy.
Testy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
No with a jab.
Testy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Testy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
No takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
No throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Testy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from No.
Nice shot lands for No.
Testy lands the left hand.
Testy throws a nice looking combination but No bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
No tries to land a leg kick but Testy saw it coming and moves away.
No walks into a jab.
Testy takes a swing at No's ribcage but misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Testy thuds his right hand into No's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Testy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Testy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
No throws a body punch but Testy moves out of range.
No scores with a jab.
No keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
No tries to work over Testy's front leg with a kick but Testy checks it.
No throws a low kick but Testy avoids it.
No throws a series of punches but Testy avoids them all with ease.
Testy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
No throws a body kick that misses.
No gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Testy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Testy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Testy.
Testy catches No with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
No throws a body punch but Testy moves out of range.
No throws an overhand right that lands on Testy's shoulder, as Testy tries to avoid the shot.
No throws a chopping leg kick but Testy manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Testy punishes No's body with a nice straight punch.
Testy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Nice jab there from Testy.
No misses with a hook.
No takes one to the chin there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
No ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Testy moves away.
No throws a leg kick but Testy moved away.
Testy slips a straight right by No.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
No displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Testy throws out the jab.
Testy throws a jab but it's blocked by No.
Testy checks the leg kick nicely there.
A nice side step and Testy releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Testy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
No misses with a kick to the body.
No connects with a body shot.
Testy lands a really nice looking cross but No seems unphased.
No fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Testy on the side of the head.
No misses the jab.
Testy lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Testy.
Testy lands with a good body shot.
No wants to slow Testy down by chopping away at his legs.
Testy swings for the body but No moves out of range.
No swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
No throws a low kick but it's checked well by Testy.
Testy works the jab nicely.
No tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Testy looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Testy tries to move into range but No moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
No keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Testy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but No manages to avoid it.
No tries a low kick but Testy avoids it.
Testy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Testy takes a swing at No's ribcage but misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Testy checks a leg kick.
No throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
No misses with a body shot.
No throws a poor cross that misses
and Testy counters with a straight right hand.
No stuns Testy with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
No takes a body punch but keeps moving.
No pivots, looking for a leg kick but Testy is out of range and No settles back down.
No motions for Testy to come forward. No throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Testy scores with a jab to the head.
No loads up on a big right hand but Testy slips the punch.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Testy! But no joy.
No throws a hook to the side of Testy's head but Testy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Testy lands a lovely overhand right.
Testy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Testy misses its intended target.
Testy scores with a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Testy throws a series of punches but No avoids them all with ease.
No misses with a two punch combination.
Testy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Testy scores with a body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from No lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Testy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Testy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
No misses with a straight right.
No defending well as Testy loads up on a big left hand.
No moves away from the strike by Testy.
No tried to counter with a leg kick but Testy avoided it.
No misses with a straight right.
Testy checks a leg kick.
Testy is looking to chop away at No's legs.
Testy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
No throws a body shot but no joy.
Testy swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting No counter with a right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
No throws a body shot but no joy.
No throws a hook but Testy blocks it.
Testy checks a leg kick.
Testy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Test Testy will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Testy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from No.
Testy checks the leg kick nicely there.
Testy cracks No with a good jab.
Testy scores with the left hand. No knows he should have avoided that one.
Testy lands a nice shot to the body.
No fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Testy manages to avoid it.
No connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Testy momentarily.
No misses with a wild body shot.
Testy throws a hook to the side of No's head but No sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
No throws a looping overhand right but Testy ducks down to avoid it.
The fighters circling - No throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big left from Testy misses.
Testy clobbers No with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether No might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Testy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
No scores with a nice head shot.
No on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
No cracks Testy with a good jab.
Test Testy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A looping hook to the body misses from Testy. No does a little dance to reset his feet.
No ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Testy misses with a head kick.
Testy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. No sees it coming and avoids it easily.
No on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
No connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Testy scores with a nice right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from No. Testy does a little dance to reset his feet.
A shot to the liver by No. Beautiful body shot.
Testy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Testy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Nos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
No throws a leg kick but Testy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
No throws a low kick but it's checked well by Testy.
No takes one on the chin but seems OK.
No dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
No fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Testy is out of range.
No misses with a straight left.
No shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Testy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Testy jabs at No's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
No takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Testy. No does a little dance to reset his feet.
No will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Testy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
No throws a jab but it's blocked by Testy.
Testy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Testy throws a series of punches but No avoids them all with ease.
No tests Testy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
No checks a leg kick.
No swings for the body but Testy moves out of range.
No throws a head kick but Testy moves out of range.
No takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Testy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from No.
Testy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A swing and a miss from No.
Testy takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Testy misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No misses with a looping left.
No takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Testy lands a jab.
Testy checks a low kick from No.
No throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Testy on the side of the head.
No throws a hook to the side of Testy's head but Testy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Testy throws a body punch but No moves out of range.
No throws a body punch but Testy moves out of range.
No throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Testy takes a swing at No's ribcage but misses.
Testy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
No keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
No is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
No misses with a low kick.
Testy misses with a low kick.
Testy throws an overhand right that lands on No's shoulder, as No tries to avoid the shot.
No avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Testy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
No throws a leg kick but Testy moved away.
Testy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from No.
No's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and No duly obliges.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Testy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from No.
No throws the left hand but Testy avoids the punch easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Testy! But no joy.
Testy throws a looping overhand right but No ducks down to avoid it.
No moves out of range of the leg kick from Testy.
No bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
It looked like No was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Testy.
No is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
No thows a leg kick but Testy checks it
and Testy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
No takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
No throws a leg kick but Testy moved away.
No checks the leg kick nicely there.
No lands with a cross.
No looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
No throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
No throws a low kick but Testy avoids it.
Testy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by No.
Testy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of No's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Test Testy will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Testy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
No throws a leg kick
and Testy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
No blocks a leg kick.
No lands a nice shot to the body.
No jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A left and a right from Testy both land. Nice combination.
No cracks Testy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
No missing with a left hand there. Testy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Testy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Testy stuffs the takedown attempt from No. No gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice defenses there by Testy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Testy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps No's head backwards.
Testy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Testy moves out of range of the strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Testy takes one on the button.
Testy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from No.
Testy scores with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Testy misses with a wild body shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Testy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Testy lands a jab.
Testy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
No takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
No staying out of range there.
Testy lands with a shot to the body.
Testy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but No was well out of range. Poor timing from Testy.
No throws a leg kick but Testy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Testy avoids the body shot from No.
It seemed like Testy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
No lands with a good body shot.
No displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Testy throws out the jab.
No looks to throw the jab but Testy is out of range.
No gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Testy lands a nice shot that snaps No's head back.
Testy is looking to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Testy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
No walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Testy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Testy misses with an uppercut.
Testy looks to land a right hand but No moved out of range.
No scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Testy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
No misses with a wild combination.
A big right from No misses.
No slips a jab and a cross from Testy.
No pivots, looking for a leg kick but Testy is out of range and No settles back down.
Good exchange - Testy coming out on top.
Testy misses with a lunging right hand
and No counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
No misses with a low kick.
No swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
No keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
No swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Testy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Testy.
No scores with a body shot.
Testy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from No.
No misses with a wild body shot.
Testy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Testy slips under a jab.
No ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Testy moves away.
Testy is looking for the big counter here.
Testy checks the leg kick nicely there.
Testy connects with a good right hand that stumbles No. No circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Testy throws out a powerful jab.
No throws a push kick but Testy slaps the foot to one side.
No tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Testy was well out of range. Poor timing from No.
No misses with an uppercut. Testy saw that one coming.
No uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Testy.
Testy defending well as No loads up on a big left hand.
No throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Testy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
No uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
No pivots, looking for a leg kick but Testy is out of range and No settles back down.
Testy swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Testy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches No on the side of the head.
No throws a lazy right hand but Testy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
No scores with a jab to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A low kick from No is predictable there
and Testy counters with a stiff right hand.
Testy checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
The fighters circling - Testy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
No scores with the left hand. Testy knows he should have avoided that one.
No with a nice cross.
Testy checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Testy appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Testy checks a leg kick.
Testy looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Testy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Good shot there by Testy.
Testy misses with a low kick.
No is looking to counter punch.
No misses with a hook.
Yeah No has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Test Testy is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Testy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from No.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Test Testy.
Well Testy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 27:30
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Test Testy!