PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crack Head (ranked 20584 p4p, 149 weight class) and Lukasz Patryk (ranked 4277 p4p, 98 weight class). Lukasz Patryk told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Head
vs
Patryk

170 cm
26
153 lbs
13 - 16 - 0

187 cm
28
208 lbs
8 - 20 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

RESISTANCE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crack Head!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lukasz Patryk!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Head uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Patryk has time to react.
Donk. Patryk catches Head right on the button with a cross.
Patryk shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Head defends it nicely.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Patryk lands with a light punch inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Head lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Patryk is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Head just misses with a elbow thrown towards Patryk's brow.

Patryk has Head pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Patryk pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Head tumbling to the mat - Patryk dives into Head's guard.

Patryk has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Head to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Patryk is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Head pulls down on the head and he's put Patryk to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Crack Head!
A victorious Crack Head thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Lukasz Patryk stepped up to the mic, saying 'Shakaron Makaron, Shakaron Makaron, Shakaron Makaron!!!'.