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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Closet Case Conservative (ranked 228 p4p, 11 weight class) and Elvis Astrok (ranked 376 p4p, 18 weight class). Astrok comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Janna - Täyteen vaan kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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263 lbs
32 - 11 - 0 |
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199 cm
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235 lbs
23 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
32 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Closet Case Conservative!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elvis Astrok!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Conservative pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Conservative chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Conservative ducks under a wild hook from Astrok.
Conservative misses with a low kick as Astrok jumps back.
Conservative cracks Astrok with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Astrok on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Astrok misses with a leg kick
and Astrok takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Astrok throws the left hand but Conservative avoids the punch easily.
Conservative lands with a nice body punch.
A low kick from Conservative misses
enabling Astrok to counter with a crisp jab.
Conservative digs a good body shot into Astrok's ribs.
A low kick from Conservative is predictable there
and Astrok counters with a straight right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Astrok avoids a kick to the body.
Conservative cracks Astrok with a good jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Conservative.
A left and a right from Conservative both land. Nice combination.
A shot to the liver by Conservative. Beautiful body shot.
Conservative misses the shot to the body.
It seemed like Astrok was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Astrok takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Left hook, right uppercut from Conservative.
Conservative misses with a wild body shot.
Conservative throws a perfectly timed hook that sends Astrok crashing down! Astrok tries to stagger back to his feet but Conservative just hammers him until the ref stops the fight! A confused Astrok asks the ref what just happened. Poor fella.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative!
A relieved looking Closet Case Conservative thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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