PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donald Trump (ranked 534 p4p, 78 weight class) and Young Lad (ranked 332 p4p, 47 weight class). Donald Trump had a look across the ring there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Trump
vs
Lad

182 cm
22
203 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

175 cm
23
220 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donald Trump!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Young Lad!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trump just misses with a punch to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lad! But no joy.
Trump throws a shot to the body.
Trump throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Trump's corner calls for a 1-2. Trump obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Trump throws a poor cross that misses
and Lad counters with a straight right hand.
Donald Trump seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trump punishes Lad's body with a nice straight punch.
Trump misses with a looping right.
Trump scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lad doesn't seem bothered though.
Good exchange - Trump coming out on top.
We've been told by Trump's head coaches at Captain Turturro`s Pirate Ship that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Lad shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Trump loads up on a big right hand but Lad slips the punch.
Lad is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lad displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Trump throws out the jab.
Lad tries to counter with a clinch but Trump shakes him off and moves away.
Trump throws a body punch but Lad moves out of range.
Trump throws a shot from downtown. Lad moves away and avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lad walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Trump jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lad looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lad is looking to clinch but Trump is avoiding it.

Lad clinches up with Trump and pushes him back against the ropes.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lad.
Lad can't find room to land a body shot as Trump controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lad.
Lad keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Trump's efforts to push away.
Lad has Trump pressed against the ropes, preventing Trump from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lad blocks a body shot from Trump.
Lad misses with some punches.
Trump wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lad lands a left hand.
Trump blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Trump can't find room to land a body shot as Lad controls the action.
Trump wants to get back to striking at distance but Lad won't allow it.
Lad tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Trump's elbow.
Lad misses with some punches.
Good body shot from Lad.

Trump breaks from the clinch.
Lad's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Trump connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Lad scrambles back to his feet.
Trump lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trump scores with a nice head shot.
Trump rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lad counters with a nice uppercut.
Trump takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump throws a body shot but no joy.
Trump just misses with a punch to the body.
Lad looks like he wants to counter punch here.

Lad instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Trump.
Trump blocks an uppercut.
Trump wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Trump wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Trump working hard to break the clinch.
A short right from Trump on the inside.
Trump makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Trump misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Lad fails to land.
Lad lands a nice shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump working hard to break the clinch.
Trump lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lad keeps control of Trump as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Trump manages to break the clinch.
Trump throws an overhand right that lands on Lad's shoulder, as Lad tries to avoid the shot.
Trump throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lad throws out a counter right but Trump avoids it with no problem.
Trump waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lad.
Trump swats away the attempt to clinch by Lad.

Lad instigates a clinch.
Trump tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lad fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donald Trump dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Trump swings widly with a right hand
and Lad counters with a straight right hand.
Trump just misses with a punch to the body.
A swing and a miss from Trump.
Lad appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Lad throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Trump sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Trump lands with a cross.
Trump misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lad.
It seemed like Lad was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Trump connects with a jab.
Trump just misses with a punch to the body.
Lad avoids the body shot from Trump.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Trump ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lad moves away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Trump.
Lad moves out of range of the strikes.
It seemed like Lad was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Trump's corner calls for a 1-2. Trump obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lad throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Trump swings for the body but Lad moves out of range.
Lad looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Trump throws a body punch but Lad moves out of range.
A slow jab from Trump misses its intended target.
Lad looks to throw the jab but Trump is out of range.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Lad in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Trump on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Trump fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Trump scores with a jab to the jaw.
Trump blocks a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lad. Trump does a little dance to reset his feet.

Lad clinches up against the ropes.
Trump misses with a punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump working hard to break the clinch.
Lad lands with a light punch inside.
Trump is trying to push Lad away but Lad has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Trump wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Trump lands a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Trump is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Lad throws a punch but it's blocked by Trump.
Young Lad seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Lad can't find room to land a body shot as Trump controls the action.
Trump has a couple of punches blocked by Lad.
Trump misses with a punch on the inside.
Trump throws a head punch that misses.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Trump misses with a short punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Trump.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump wants to get back to striking at distance but Lad won't allow it.

Trump's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Trump is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lad can do to turn this around?
Trump lands a right hook to the body.
A lazy left from Trump finds it's target.
Trump throws a hook but Lad avoids it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lad! But no joy.
Lad avoids the body shot from Trump.
Trump throws a body punch but Lad moves out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Trump. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Trump.
Lad takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lad takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Trump misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lad.
Donald Trump is winning the standup battle so far.
Lad doesn't manage to clinch there - Trump circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lad was well out of range. Poor timing from Trump.
Trump just misses with a punch to the body.

Lad moves into the clinch successfully.
Lad tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Trump's elbow.
Trump is trying to push Lad away but Lad has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Trump wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lad misses with a hook from the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Trump is trying to break free.
Trump tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lad's elbow.

Trump pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Trump digs a good hook to Lad's body.
Trump gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donald Trump dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Trump is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lad.
Lad tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Trump was well out of range. Poor timing from Lad.
Trump swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Trump misses with a looping left.
Lad on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Trump looks to land a left hand but Lad moved out of range nicely.
Trump fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lad manages to avoid it.
Lad looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lad dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lad rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Trump moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lad! But no joy.
A telegraphed right hand from Trump misses the target.
Donk. Trump catches Lad right on the button with a cross.
Trump lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump swings for the body but Lad moves out of range.
Trump throws a sloppy body shot
and Lad counters with a left to the body.
Lad takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Lad misses with a hook.
Trump throws a body shot but no joy.
Lad displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Trump throws out the jab.
Lad displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Trump throws out the jab.
Lad uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Trump.
Trump tests Lad's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Trump throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lad on the side of the head.
Trump misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lad avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lad ducks under a wild hook from Trump.
Lad looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Trump dips to his left and cracks Lad with an uppercut!
Lad misses with a straight left.
Trump scores with a crisp jab that stopped Lad in his tracks.

Lad is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Trump cracks Lad with a hook to the temple - Lad is on wobbly legs here! Trump swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Lad falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Trump wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Donald Trump!
Donald Trump retains his light heavyweight title!
Donald Trump bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.