PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Mang Kanor (ranked 5828 p4p, 546 weight class) and Georges St Pierre (ranked 3378 p4p, 411 weight class). Kanor comes to the ring accompanied by Mang J̶o̶s̶e̶ Kanor by Parokya ni Edgarskie. Mang Kanor is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Kanor
vs
St Pierre

195 cm
26
215 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

173 cm
26
175 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Great elbows
Cardio machine

Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mang Kanor!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Georges St Pierre!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Michael Johnstone and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kanor scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. St Pierre doesn't seem bothered though.
Kanor on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Kanor takes a jab right on the kisser.
St Pierre looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Kanor cracks St Pierre with a left hand that drops him to the canvas, up against the ropes! Can St Pierre get back up in time? 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... he's on one knee... 8, 9... he's up! 'Walk towards me' says the referee. St Pierre looks steady enough to continue so we're going to continue!

It looks like Georges St Pierre has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
St Pierre throws a leg kick
and before St Pierre has any time to reset, Kanor cracks him with a big right hand that drops him face first to the canvas! He's hurt! I don't think he's going to get back up from that one! He's trying but he's doing the chicken dance and has face planted into to ropes, causing the referee to bring this fight to an end! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Mang Kanor!
Mang Kanor retains his light heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Mang Kanor thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.