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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 387 p4p, 59 weight class) and Henry Trowning (ranked 696 p4p, 97 weight class). Diddlybottom comes into the arena with Milquetoast blaring out of the sound system. Trowning has chosen Shotgun - backyard brawl as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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273 lbs
20 - 17 - 0 |
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263 lbs
15 - 11 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Henry Trowning!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Dmitry Maklakov and Ivan Kurochkin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Diddlybottom misses its intended target.
Trowning misses with a body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Diddlybottom, right into the meat.
Trowning throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Trowning misses with a straight right.
Diddlybottom tries a head kick but it misses.
Trowning looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Diddlybottom takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Trowning has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Diddlybottom moves away from the strike by Trowning.
Trowning has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Diddlybottom.
Trowning walks forward, straight into a front kick from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom looking to land some kicks to the body here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trowning throws the left hand but Diddlybottom avoids the punch easily.
Trowning loads up on a big right hand but Diddlybottom slips the punch.
Diddlybottom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Trowning.
Diddlybottom throws out a loose jab but Trowning uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom closes the distance and pushes Trowning back into the cage.
Trowning swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Trowning pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Diddlybottom throws a body kick that misses.
Diddlybottom shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Trowning is trying to defend but Diddlybottom finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Trowning is pressing down on Diddlybottom's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Trowning is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Trowning looking to control.
Trowning pulls Diddlybottom in to control the position.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Trowning wants to sweep but no luck.
Trowning working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Trowning is retaining full guard.
Trowning is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Diddlybottom is fighting to break Trowning's control of his arms but Trowning is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Trowning is trying to control the position but Diddlybottom postures up.
Trowning wants to sweep but no luck.
Diddlybottom with a flurry of punches that miss.
Diddlybottom distracts Trowning with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Diddlybottom postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Trowning utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Trowning is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Trowning wants to sweep but no luck.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but Trowning is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Diddlybottom trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Diddlybottom wants to pass the guard but Trowning is keeping the position.
Diddlybottom is working hard here to advance position.
Diddlybottom throws a big right hand that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Diddlybottom cracks Trowning with a solid left hand.
Trowning has control of Diddlybottom's left arm, preventing Diddlybottom from doing any damage.
Diddlybottom has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Trowning tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Diddlybottom drops back looking for a leg! Trowning is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Trowning manages to kick Diddlybottom off! Diddlybottom jumps back into Trowning's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Diddlybottom's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Trowning is pulling down on Diddlybottom's head to control his posture.
Trowning controls Diddlybottom momentarily but Diddlybottom frees himself.
Trowning pulls Diddlybottom in close to prevent any damage.
Diddlybottom looking to pass the guard.
Trowning seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Diddlybottom stopping the sweep attempt from Trowning.
Diddlybottom scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes but missing.
Diddlybottom postures up and lands a big shot to Trowning's brow.
Trowning looking to control.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Trowning is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Trowning is retaining full guard.
Diddlybottom trying to control but Trowning is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom throwing strikes from guard but Trowning blocks nicely.
Diddlybottom pushing down on Trowning's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The fighters are battling for position here. Trowning manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Trowning wants to sweep here but Diddlybottom controlling him for the moment.
Diddlybottom postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Diddlybottom scoring well with a low kick there.
Trowning throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Diddlybottom tries to clinch there but Trowning circles away.
It seemed like Trowning was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Trowning throws a hook but Diddlybottom avoids it easily.
Diddlybottom half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Diddlybottom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Diddlybottom scores with a leg kick.
Diddlybottom looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Diddlybottom avoids the body shot from Trowning.
Diddlybottom goes for a double leg but Trowning avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Trowning continues to drive forward.
Trowning comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trowning avoids a kick to the body.
Diddlybottom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trowning.
Diddlybottom moves out of range of the strikes.
Trowning lands a jab to Diddlybottom's midsection.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom throws a jab when Trowning was well out of range.
A nice side step and Trowning releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Diddlybottom moves away from the strike by Trowning.
Diddlybottom looks to land a right hand but Trowning moved out of range.
Trowning is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Trowning misses with a hook
and Diddlybottom counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Diddlybottom jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Trowning is pulling down on Diddlybottom's head. It's preventing any offense from Diddlybottom, at least for the moment.
Trowning keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.
Trowning pulls Diddlybottom in close to his closed guard and prevents Diddlybottom from doing any damage or advancing position.
Trowning is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Diddlybottom postures up in Trowning's guard and throws a big left but Trowning blocks it.
Diddlybottom content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Diddlybottom drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Diddlybottom jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trowning pulls Diddlybottom in close to prevent any damage.
Trowning looking for a sweep. Not yet Trowning, not yet.
Diddlybottom passes Trowning's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Diddlybottom is trying to control the action in half guard but Trowning is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Trowning trying to control here.
Trowning is trying is best to control the position here.
Diddlybottom is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Diddlybottom lands strikes from half guard.
Trowning wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy.
Trowning keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but Trowning defending well.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but Trowning is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Diddlybottom to get the leverage.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura here.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Diddlybottom is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Trowning wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy.
Trowning wants to get back to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Diddlybottom is working for a submission of some sort.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Diddlybottom is working for a submission of some sort.
Trowning moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Diddlybottom works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Trowning wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Trowning is staying active underneath Diddlybottom, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Diddlybottom thows a huge punch but Trowning dodges it nicely.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Diddlybottom sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Trowning defending well though.
Trowning trying to control here.
Diddlybottom is nestled in close to Trowning, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Trowning has his hands clasped together around Diddlybottom's back. He's all about the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Diddlybottom lands a body shot.
A swing and a miss from Trowning.
Trowning swings for the body but Diddlybottom moves out of range.
Trowning jabs at Diddlybottom's body.
Trowning throws a hook to the side of Diddlybottom's head but Diddlybottom sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Trowning looks to score with a jab to the body but Diddlybottom is just out of range.
Trowning misses with an uppercut. Diddlybottom saw that one coming.
Diddlybottom changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom missing with a left hand there. Trowning was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Diddlybottom jabs at Trowning's body.
Diddlybottom lands a leg kick that knocks Trowning off balance momentarily.
Diddlybottom ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Trowning.
Henry Trowning is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Trowning throws a right hand that misses
and Diddlybottom counters with a nice double leg into side control. Trowning won't be happy with that.
Trowning is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Diddlybottom's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Trowning wants to improve his position but Diddlybottom is controlling well.
Diddlybottom missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Trowning trying to control here.
Diddlybottom prevents Trowning from improving his position.
Trowning controlling the position for now.
Diddlybottom looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Diddlybottom looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Trowning wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is working for a kimura but Trowning is defending it quite comfortably.
Diddlybottom is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Trowning is just riding it out for now. Diddlybottom eventually gives up the hold.
Trowning won't allow Diddlybottom to pass to mount.
Trowning keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Diddlybottom wants to pass to mount but Trowning is defending the position.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Diddlybottom has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Trowning defend it? Diddlybottom steps over the head and cranks it - Trowning is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Diddlybottom!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Milktoast Diddlybottom very nearly forgot to thank Pit Bull Development amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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hype
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