PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pope Drunkizkus (ranked 2116 p4p, 283 weight class) and Evan Dryll (ranked 1356 p4p, 193 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Drunkizkus
vs
Dryll

188 cm
24
215 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

190 cm
24
216 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Pope Drunkizkus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Evan Dryll!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Donatello Bradman and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Dryll misses the target.
Drunkizkus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Drunkizkus tries to close the distance and clinch but Dryll swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dryll tries a quick counter leg kick but Drunkizkus is wise to it.
Drunkizkus misses with a body shot.
Dryll throws a series of punches but Drunkizkus moves out of range.
Drunkizkus takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Drunkizkus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dryll.
Dryll missing with a left hand there. Drunkizkus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Drunkizkus has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Pablo's Boxing Academy in the buildup to the fight.
Dryll looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Drunkizkus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Drunkizkus throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dryll counters with a nice uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drunkizkus. Dryll does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pope Drunkizkus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab lands there for Dryll.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Drunkizkus moves into the clinch successfully.
Drunkizkus tries to throw a body punch but Dryll avoids it by throwing Drunkizkus back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drunkizkus cracks Dryll with a nice body shot.
Dryll tries to break the clinch but Drunkizkus is controlling the position.
Drunkizkus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Drunkizkus - that landed with a thud.
A right hook to the body lands for Drunkizkus.
Dryll looks winded!
Drunkizkus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a body punch.
Dryll blocking some punches.
Dryll fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dryll swings wildly with an uppercut but Drunkizkus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Drunkizkus lands a left hand.
Drunkizkus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Drunkizkus misses with the head strike.
Drunkizkus pushes Dryll back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Drunkizkus lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Drunkizkus can't find room to land a body shot as Dryll controls the action.
Drunkizkus pushes Dryll back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dryll lands a right hand.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drunkizkus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Drunkizkus lands with a right to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drunkizkus scores with a nice hook to the head.
Drunkizkus misses with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, Dryll scores with a nice short uppercut.
Drunkizkus works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Drunkizkus tries to throw a body punch but Dryll avoids it by throwing Drunkizkus back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Drunkizkus.
Dryll working aggressively here.
Dryll swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Drunkizkus lands a body shot.
Drunkizkus lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Drunkizkus lands an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Drunkizkus.
A short right from Drunkizkus.
A right hand to the body from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Drunkizkus tries to work over Dryll's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dryll has a couple of punches blocked by Drunkizkus.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Drunkizkus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus lands a left hand.
Drunkizkus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus lands a body punch in the clinch.
Drunkizkus lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus is leaning against Dryll and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Drunkizkus throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus can't find room to land a body shot as Dryll controls the action.
Drunkizkus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Drunkizkus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short right from Drunkizkus.

Dryll is rocked!
Drunkizkus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dryll is still on wobbly legs! Can Drunkizkus finish him?
Drunkizkus throws a head punch that misses.
Drunkizkus has a couple of punches blocked by Dryll.
Drunkizkus throws a punch but it's blocked by Dryll.
Drunkizkus misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Drunkizkus fails to land.
Drunkizkus blocks an uppercut.
Drunkizkus has a couple of punches blocked by Dryll.
Drunkizkus throws a punch but it's blocked by Dryll.
Dryll seems to have recovered his senses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Drunkizkus.
Dryll tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dryll misses with a punch to the body.
A short left from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus dips a shoulder and cracks Dryll with a mighty uppercut! Dryll falls back against the cage and Drunkizkus unloads with a barrage of strikes! Dryll is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Drunkizkus screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pope Drunkizkus!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Pope Drunkizkus made sure he mentioned Thomspon 90%, along with how happy he was to win his fight.