PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pony Pony (ranked 368 p4p, 19 weight class) and Closet Case Conservative (ranked 155 p4p, 8 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Pony
vs
Case Conservative

222 cm
32
285 lbs
22 - 8 - 0

194 cm
35
263 lbs
33 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pony Pony!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Closet Case Conservative!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Conservative throws out a loose jab but Pony uses good head movement to avoid it.

Pony closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Conservative misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Conservative.
Conservative misses with a punch on the inside.
Pony works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Conservative lands a shot to the body.
Pony throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pony tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Conservative's elbow.
Still in the clinch, Conservative scores with a nice short uppercut.
Conservative goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pony works on Conservative's body with a couple of short punches.
Conservative fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Conservative misses with a hook from the clinch.
I was talking to Pony's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Conservative lands a right hand.
Pony lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Pony misses with a short punch on the inside.
Conservative swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pony blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pony lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pony blocking some punches.
Conservative swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pony.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pony.
Pony landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Conservative looks winded!
Pony connects with a nasty looking knee right to Conservative's face.

It looks like Closet Case Conservative has been cut.
Pony lands a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Pony obliges.
Pony leaning his opponent against the cage.
Knees to the body from Pony.
Conservative misses with a hook to the ribs.
Conservative on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pony lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Pony.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pony is trying to stall.
The referee calls for Pony to work.
Pony tries to work over Conservative's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Conservative.
Conservative managing to block the knees to the body from Pony.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Conservative swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Conservative lands a body shot.
Conservative working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Conservative working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Conservative lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pony blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Pony with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pony tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Conservative avoids it.
Pony throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Conservative blocks it with crossed arms.
Pony working hard to break the clinch.
Pony tries to land knees in the clinch but Conservative avoids the damage to the body.
Pony prevents a body shot from Conservative.
Pony lands a body punch.
Pony with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Pony is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Conservative is defending well for now.
Pony throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pony tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Conservative's elbow.
A short left from Conservative.
Conservative pushes Pony back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Conservative doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pony misses with a hook to the ribs.
Conservative goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pony gets through Conservative's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Pony with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pony lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Conservative backwards.
Pony swings wildly with an uppercut but Conservative uses good head movement to avoid it.
Conservative misses with a hook from the clinch.
Conservative lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Conservative misses with the head strike.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Pony blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Conservative lands a shoulder strike.
Conservative prevents a body shot from Pony.
Pony using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Conservative has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Pony tries to work over Conservative's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Conservative scores with a shot to the side of Pony's head.
Pony using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Conservative has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A head punch on the inside from Conservative fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pony has a couple of punches blocked by Conservative.
Pony tries to land knees in the clinch but Conservative avoids the damage to the body.
Conservative missing with knees to the body.
Conservative working aggressively here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Conservative managing to block the knees to the body from Pony.
Conservative fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pony blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pony working Conservative over with knees to the body.
Pony utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Pony tries to throw a body punch but Conservative avoids it by throwing Pony back against the cage.
A knee to the head by Pony.
Pony lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Pony lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Conservative or not.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pony is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Conservative is keeping busy.
Good body shot from Pony.
Pony misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Conservative.
A short right from Pony.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pony Pony dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Closet Case Conservative's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Conservative avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Conservative misses with a looping left.
Closet Case Conservative seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Conservative tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pony was well out of range. Poor timing from Conservative.
Conservative tries to clinch there but Pony circles away.
A big left from Conservative misses.
Pony fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pony tries to close the distance and clinch up but Conservative swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Conservative walks into a straight right hand from Pony.
Pony fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Conservative manages to avoid it.
Conservative misses with a looping left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Conservative misses the shot to the body.
Pony thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Conservative if he has to take too many more of those.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pony - that will leave a mark!
Pony moves into range and connects with a jab.
Conservative is breathing heavily.
Conservative has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Pony.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pony bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

Pony gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Conservative working aggressively here.
Pony can't find room to land a body shot as Conservative controls the action.

Pony breaks from the clinch.
Conservative takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Pony tries to clinch up.
Pony throws a predictable looking body shot
and Conservative counters with a good low kick that Pony was not able to check.
Pony lands with a shot to the body.
Pony lands a nice looking body shot.
Pony scores with a push kick.
Pony lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Conservative takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pony moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

Pony clinches up with Conservative and pushes him back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pony blocking some punches.
Pony landing knees to the body.
Pony Pony has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Pony utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Pony scores with a shoulder strike.
Pony putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Conservative in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Conservative blocks a body shot from Pony.
Conservative misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pony working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Conservative misses with a hook from the clinch.
Conservative misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pony struggles to land a body shot inside as Conservative controls his hands.
Pony misses with a punch to the body.
Pony unloads a knee to the mid-section. Conservative lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Pony softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Conservative managing to block the knees to the body from Pony.
Pony is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Conservative can do to turn this around?
Pony connects with a knee to the head.
Conservative blocks a body shot from Pony.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Conservative goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pony connects with a nasty looking knee right to Conservative's face.

Pony drops Conservative with a big knee straight up the middle! Conservative is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Conservative is rocked!
Conservative is holding his hands too far apart here. Pony throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Conservative is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pony Pony!
Pony Pony decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.