PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Foot Fungus (ranked 49 p4p, 6 weight class) and Jari Bull (ranked 449 p4p, 57 weight class). Foot Fungus could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jari Bull's chin.

Fungus
vs
Bull

194 cm
29
215 lbs
25 - 4 - 0

200 cm
31
210 lbs
17 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Foot Fungus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jari Bull!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Daniel Bishop and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bull throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bull throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fungus tries to move into range but Bull moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bull ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fungus moves away.
Fungus takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bull throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fungus.

Fungus drops Bull with a beautiful combination! Bull stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Fungus is looking for the KO!

Bull is rocked!

It looks like Jari Bull has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fungus looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fungus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bull ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fungus walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bull checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Fungus has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Bull swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bull missing with a left hand there. Fungus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fungus fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A jab from Bull misses.
Bull scoring well with a low kick there.
Fungus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bull lands a lovely overhand right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bull throws a big shot that misses.
Bull throws a hook but Fungus avoids it easily.
Bull just misses with a punch to the body.
Fungus was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fungus. Bull does a little dance to reset his feet.
A swing and a miss from Bull.
Fungus scores with a sloppy right hand. Bull should have avoided that one.

That has opened up Jari Bull's cut even more.
Bull throws a hook but Fungus avoids it easily.
Fungus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bull.
Bull circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fungus gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bull.
Bull misses with a body shot.
Bull throws a looping overhand right but Fungus ducks down to avoid it.
Bull throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bull lands with a good body shot.
Bull waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fungus.
Bull with a jab.
Bull uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fungus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bull throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Bull misses with a straight left.
Fungus looks to throw the jab but Bull is out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fungus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Fungus closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bull. Fungus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fungus fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fungus blocks a jab.
Fungus throws a jab when Bull was well out of range.
Bull throws a body shot but no joy.
Fungus wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Bull takes a swing at Fungus's ribcage but misses.
A slow jab from Fungus misses its intended target.
Bull ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fungus moves away.
Bull cracks Fungus with a good jab.
Bull keeps the fight on the outside.
Fungus misses with a two punch combination.
Bull lands the left hand.
Fungus takes a swing at Bull's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fungus tries to clinch but Bull is having none of it.
Bull throws a head kick but Fungus moves out of range.
Bull cracks Fungus with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fungus just misses with a punch to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Fungus checks a leg kick.
A jab lands there for Bull.
Fungus misses with a two punch combination.
Bull misses with a looping right.
Fungus is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Bull.
Bull throws an off balance right hand
and Fungus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bull avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bull looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bull jabs Fungus to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fungus fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bull lands with an overhand left.
Jab from Fungus.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice uppercut lands for Fungus. That snapped Bull's head back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bull fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Fungus on the side of the head.
Fungus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bull turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bull jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bull tries to move into range but Fungus moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Fungus slips under a jab.
Bull connects with a nice looking jab.
Bull slips under a jab from Fungus.
Fungus scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fungus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bull.
Fungus missing with a left hand there. Bull was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bull walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

The cut above Jari Bull's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Fungus throws the left hand but Bull avoids the punch easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jab, jab by Fungus - just one landing.
Bull on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bull is still on wobbly legs! Can Fungus finish him?
Bull tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fungus was well out of range. Poor timing from Bull.
Bull seems to have recovered his senses.
Fungus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jari Bull will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jari Bull's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Fungus fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fungus checks a leg kick.
Fungus doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bull lands the left hand.
Fungus fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bull lands with a shot to the body.
Fungus works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bull throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Fungus is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Bull.
Bull clobbers Fungus with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bull scores with a hook to the body. Fungus takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bull fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bull fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fungus manages to avoid it.
Fungus tries to counter by clinching up but Bull breaks away and moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Bull.
Fungus looks to land a combination but Bull avoids it well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fungus fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bull avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Fungus might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Bull throws a lazy right hand but Fungus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fungus feints and then cracks Bull's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bull down.
Bull connects with a body shot that sends Fungus's belly button to the back.
Bull avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bull is looking to slow Fungus down with leg kicks.
That kick from Bull tenderised Fungus's leg. Fungus is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bull slips under a jab from Fungus.
A good leg kick by Bull.
Bull throws a jab but it's blocked by Fungus.
Nice body kick from Bull.
Fungus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bull stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fungus's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bull under the eye.
Bull is looking to slow Fungus down with leg kicks.
Fungus throws a body shot but no joy.
Bull lands with a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice straight punches there by Fungus. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Fungus.

Jari Bull's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Fungus connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Fungus drops Bull with a naaaaasty hook - Bull is in real trouble here! Fungus dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Foot Fungus!
Foot Fungus very nearly forgot to thank Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.