PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Balder Bull (ranked 2346 p4p, 287 weight class) and Fook Man (ranked 628 p4p, 87 weight class). Fook Man is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Bull
vs
Man

172 cm
29
185 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

180 cm
37
166 lbs
31 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Groove Gear
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Balder Bull!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fook Man!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Bull crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Man - the referee stops the clock and Bull gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Man. Bull manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Man circles away from the clinch attempt.
A solid leg kick lands there for Man.
Man throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A punch lands to the side of Bull 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Man connects with a body shot that sends Bull's belly button to the back.
Bull moves in looking to clinch but Man pushes him off.
Bull tries to clinch up but Man circles away and keeps his distance.
Man scores with a jab to the head.
Bull has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bull there as he acknowledges the shot.
Man attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Man changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bull is looking to clinch but Man is avoiding it.
Man goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bull has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Man lands with a nice body punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bull looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bull tries to clinch but Man is having none of it.
Bull tries to clinch up but Man circles away and keeps his distance.
Bull moves in looking to clinch but Man pushes him off.
Bull tries to close the distance and clinch but Man swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bull is looking to clinch but Man is avoiding it.
Man is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Bull with a body shot.
Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bull has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bull on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bull has closed the distance and engaged Man in a clinch.
Man lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bull prevents a body shot from Man.
Bull tries a body shot but Man blocks it.
Bull lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Man looking to stall.
A hook to the body from Bull.
Bull misses with a body punch.
Bull fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bull goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bull misses with a body punch.
Man trying to stall but Bull improves his position.
Man is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bull.
Bull tries a body shot but Man blocks it.
Bull tries to work over Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Man manages to break the clinch.

Bull has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bull working aggressively here.

Man's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man blocks a body shot from Bull.
Bull throws a head punch that misses.
Bull misses with a punch to the body.
Good body shot from Man.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bull misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Man holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Man lands a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Bull - that landed with a thud.
Bull misses with a body punch.
Bull goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bull tries a body shot but Man blocks it.
Man scores with a hook to the body.
Man lands a hook to the side of the head.
Man lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bull backwards.
Man softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bull misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Man stalling against the cage.

Man breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man swats away the attempt to clinch by Bull.
A slapping leg kick lands for Man.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bull looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bull fails with an attempt to clinch.
Man keeps the fight on the outside.
Bull tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bull walks into a jab.
Bull doesn't manage to clinch there - Man circles away.

Bull pushes Man up against the cage in a clinch.
Bull can't find room to land a body shot as Man controls the action.
Bull lands a left hand that snaps the head of Man backwards.
A right hand to the body from Man.
Bull has a couple of punches blocked by Man.
Bull tries a body shot but Man blocks it.

Man pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Man dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bull. That did some damage!
A lazy left from Man finds it's target.
Man scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bull in his tracks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fight stays on the outside here - Bull looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Man swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bull wants to clinch.
Man thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bull if he has to take too many more of those.
Man lands an overhand right.
Man is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bull had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Man lands a jab to Bull's midsection.
Man lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bull's sensitive parts.
Good exchange - Man coming out on top.

Bull moves into the clinch.
Man has a couple of punches blocked by Bull.
Bull lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Man has a couple of punches blocked by Bull.
Bull tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Man's elbow.
Bull presses Man against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bull dodges an elbow strike from Man.
Bull struggles to land a body shot inside as Man controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fook Man dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bull tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Man swats away the attempt to clinch by Bull.
Man misses with a leg kick.
Bull tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Man dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bull. That did some damage!
The fight stays on the outside here - Bull looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Man appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Man thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bull if he has to take too many more of those.
Man lands with a straight right. Bull didn't see that one coming.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Man lands with a thumping leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Man.
Man throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man is looking to slow Bull down with leg kicks.
Man bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bull's head backwards.
A left lands for Man.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bull tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Man manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Man fakes the leg kick and cracks Bull in the body.
Bull tries to clinch up.
Bull tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Man was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bull tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Man paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Bull gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Man scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bull tries to throw a body punch but Man avoids it by throwing Bull back against the cage.

Man breaks the clinch.
A bone on bone clash there as Bull blocks the leg kick.
Fook Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Man tests Bull's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bull looks to clinch
and Man counters with an outside leg kick.
Bull is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bull fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bull tries to clinch up.
Bull tries to close the distance and clinch but Man swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Man looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Bull 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Man has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bull tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Man! But no joy.
Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bull.
Bull walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bull tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Man paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bull closes the distance looking to clinch
and Man counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bull's knee momentarily.
Bull wants to clinch up but Man keeps it at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bull will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Man connects with a solid leg kick.
Bull tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Man manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
It seemed like Man was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bull tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bull tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Man lands a nice looking body shot.
Bull fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bull looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Man pushes Bull away with a front kick.
Bull doesn't manage to clinch there - Man circles away.
Bull tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Man paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Man punishes Bull's body with a nice straight punch.
Bull wants to clinch up but Man keeps it at a distance.
A cross from Man lands.
Bull is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bull is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice jab there from Man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bull tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Man manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Man stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bull moves in looking to clinch but Man pushes him off.
Man looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bull tries to close the distance and clinch but Man swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Man looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bull drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Man connects with a solid leg kick.
Bull tries to clinch up but Man circles away and keeps his distance.
Bull is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Man scores with a decent looking hook.
Bull fails in his attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bull looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Man connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bull looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bull wants to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bull moves into range and clinches up with Man.
Man working aggressively here.
Bull misses with some punches.
Balder Bull has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bull tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Man's elbow.
Man has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man lands an elbow just above Bull 's eye.
Nice body punch from Bull - that landed with a thud.
Bull lands a left hand.
Bull lands a nice shot to the body.
Man struggles to land a body shot inside as Bull controls his hands.
Bull throws a punch but it's blocked by Man.
Man blocks a body shot from Bull.
Man gets through Bull's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Bull.
Man is breathing heavily.
Bull lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bull misses with a body punch.
Man prevents a body shot from Bull.
A nice left hand lands by Bull.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bull misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fook Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Bull wants to clinch up but Man keeps it at a distance.
Bull tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Man paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bull looks to clinch
letting Man counter with a right hand.
Man avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bull tries to clinch up but Man circles away and keeps his distance.
It seemed like Man was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Man is looking to slow Bull down with leg kicks.
Bull walks into a left hand.
Bull is looking to clinch.
Bull wants to clinch up but Man keeps it at a distance.
Bull looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Man lands a glancing blow to the side of Bull's head.
Balder Bull seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man misses with a leg kick.
Bull is looking to clinch.
Man appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Bull fails in his attempt to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bull wants to clinch up but Man keeps it at a distance.
Man feints and then cracks Bull's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bull down.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bull looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bull takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Man scores with a push kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bull moves into the clinch successfully.
Bull goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bull misses with the head strike.
Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bull's elbow.
Man lands with a light punch inside.
Bull misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bull misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Man manages to break the clinch.
Bull moves in looking to clinch but Man pushes him off.
Bull gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Man lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Bull tries to clinch
and Man counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bull moves in looking to clinch but Man pushes him off.
Bull needs to keep his hands up - Man had a free shot at his head there.
Bull is looking to clinch but Man is avoiding it.
Bull looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bull tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Man manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Man thuds his right hand into Bull's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Man connects with a body shot that sends Bull's belly button to the back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bull fails in his attempt to clinch.
Man lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Balder Bull has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bull is looking to clinch but Man is avoiding it.
Bull fails in his attempt to clinch.
Man throws a shot to the body.
Man connects with a body shot that sends Bull's belly button to the back.
Man lands with a nice body punch.
Man works Bull's body with a nice hook.
Man scores with a nice head shot.
Man scores with a nice right hand.

Bull rushes Man and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Man can't find room to land a body shot as Bull controls the action.
Bull tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Man's elbow.
Man blocks a body shot from Bull.
Bull tries to work over Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bull misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bull tries to throw a body punch but Man avoids it by throwing Bull back against the cage.
Man working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bull struggles to land a body shot inside as Man controls his hands.
Man blocks an uppercut.
Bull doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Man blocks a body shot from Bull.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man prevents a body shot from Bull.
Bull stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Man lands a right hand.
A nice right hand lands inside from Man.

Bull is rocked!
Man lands a hook to the side of the head.
Oh Bull is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Man lands with a left to the head.
Bull misses with a hook to the ribs.

Man breaks from the clinch.
Bull takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Man feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bulls jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bull doesn't manage to clinch there - Man circles away.
Man scores with a kick to the body.
Man steps in with a hook that catches Bull right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Man follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Bull looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fook Man!