PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bug Turd (ranked 1077 p4p, 153 weight class) and Torcadall Sailcirc (ranked 1223 p4p, 170 weight class). Torcadall Sailcirc has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Turd
vs
Sailcirc

194 cm
23
190 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

190 cm
23
186 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bug Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Torcadall Sailcirc!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd throws a body kick that misses

and Sailcirc counters with a takedown into side control.

Sailcirc is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Turd has escaped the position, nice work there.
You can see the frustration on Turd's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Turd's coaches at Listerman's Club have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.

Sailcirc is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Turd is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Turd is looking to regain half guard here but Sailcirc keeps moving and retains side control.
Sailcirc controlling from side mount.
Sailcirc wants to lay and pray for a moment but Turd keeps working.
Turd on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Turd tries to get out of the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd is trying to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sailcirc thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Sailcirc tries for a kimura but Turd is defending well.
Turd is not content to let Sailcirc control the position.

Sailcirc looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Turd gets back to half guard.
Sailcirc seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Turd does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Sailcirc prevents Turd from improving his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sailcirc tries to pass to full mount but Turd defends it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Sailcirc looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Sailcirc wants to pass the guard but Turd is defending well.
Turd is controlling Sailcirc's position as best he can from this difficult position.

Sailcirc is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Turd sees it coming and defends easily.

Sailcirc is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

Sailcirc is working for a submission of some sort.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd keeping control of the position.
Turd is looking to control Sailcirc's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Turd avoid being mounted?
Sailcirc is looking to take a break and control but Turd is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Turd is controlling Sailcirc's position as best he can from this difficult position.

Sailcirc is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Sailcirc is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Turd doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Sailcirc.
Turd is pressing down on Sailcirc's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Turd is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Sailcirc trying to control but Turd is working from the bottom.
Turd looking to control.
Turd keeping full guard, as Sailcirc tries to pass.

Sailcirc drops back looking for a leg! Turd is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Turd manages to kick Sailcirc off! Sailcirc jumps back into Turd's guard.
Turd wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Sailcirc is now in half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sailcirc is thwarting Turd's attempts to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Torcadall Sailcirc dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Turd throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Sailcirc to counter with a crisp jab.
Turd is looking to land body kicks.
Sailcirc tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Turd stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Turd wants it to stay on the feet.
Turd throwing a counter right hand but Sailcirc manages to avoid it.
Turd avoids the body shot from Sailcirc.
Sailcirc throws a right and a left that both miss.
Turd misses with a body shot.
Sailcirc is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Sailcirc has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Turd takes one to the side of the head.
Sailcirc looks to score with a jab to the body but Turd is just out of range.
Turd was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Sailcirc throws a jab but it's blocked by Turd.
Turd cracks the inside of Sailcirc's front leg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Sailcirc digs a good hook to Turd's body.
Turd misses with a wild body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd tries to work over Sailcirc's front leg with a kick but Sailcirc checks it.
And Sailcirc tries to counter it with a takedown but Turd pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Sailcirc cracks Turd with an open hand slap.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sailcirc.
Sailcirc digs a good body shot into Turd's ribs.
Turd lands a nice looking kick to the body. Sailcirc takes a step back to recover.
Sailcirc slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Turd gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Torcadall Sailcirc has got the better of the ground game so far.
Turd trying to keep a closed guard but Sailcirc is proving a slippery customer.
Sailcirc advances to half guard.

Sailcirc seems to be looking for submissions.

Sailcirc wants to work for an arm triangle but Turd is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Turd is looking to control Sailcirc's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Turd avoid being mounted?
Sailcirc looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd is trying is best to control the position here.

Sailcirc is working for a submission of some sort.

Sailcirc has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Turd defend it? Sailcirc steps over the head and cranks it - Turd is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Sailcirc!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Torcadall Sailcirc!
An out of breath and clearly excited Torcadall Sailcirc thanked Pit Bull Development for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
In defeat, Bug Turd stepped up to the mic, saying 'Gran Chin'.