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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Richard Kuklinsky (ranked 469 p4p, 59 weight class) and Johnny Drama (ranked 586 p4p, 76 weight class). Drama comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Vicious White Kids No Lip kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Drama has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Richard Kuklinsky has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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250 lbs
19 - 10 - 0 |
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188 cm
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240 lbs
23 - 11 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Richard Kuklinsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Drama!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kuklinsky takes a swing at Drama's ribcage but misses.
Drama throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kuklinsky seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Kuklinsky misses with a looping right.
Drama scores with a leg kick.
Drama fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kuklinsky looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Drama cracks the inside of Kuklinsky's front leg.
Drama smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Kuklinsky ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Drama moves away.
Drama misses with a double jab
and Kuklinsky counters with a stiff right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kuklinsky lands a right hook to the body.
Drama looks winded!
That kick from Kuklinsky tenderised Drama's leg. Drama is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kuklinsky moves into the clinch.
Drama misses with a punch on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kuklinsky blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuklinsky lands a body punch.
Kuklinsky blocking some punches.
Kuklinsky is leaning against Drama and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kuklinsky softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kuklinsky is working Drama over against the cage.
Kuklinsky lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kuklinsky pushes Drama back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kuklinsky lands a shoulder strike.
Kuklinsky works on Drama's body with a couple of short punches.
Kuklinsky lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kuklinsky lands with a left to the head.
A short uppercut from Kuklinsky.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kuklinsky.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Drama misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kuklinsky lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Drama backwards.
Drama is rocked!
Kuklinsky lands a nice uppercut.
Drama is still on wobbly legs! Can Kuklinsky finish him?
Kuklinsky lands an uppercut.
Kuklinsky is leaning against Drama and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Drama takes a shot to the head.
The fighters are playing wrist control here with Drama pressed against the cage. Kuklinsky frees himself up and cracks Drama with an uppercut straight from the bowels of hell! Drama crumples to the floor, out cold! Kuklinsky jumps on to the cage and takes in the roar of the crowd! That was nasty!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Richard Kuklinsky!
As Richard Kuklinsky got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: You just got beat by a fucking girl!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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