PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Ryan (ranked 641 p4p, 91 weight class) and Thiago Thiago (ranked 377 p4p, 52 weight class). Jimmy Ryan is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Ryan
vs
Thiago

188 cm
29
212 lbs
24 - 13 - 0

193 cm
28
215 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jimmy Ryan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Thiago Thiago!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Viktor Lagutenko and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ryan takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

It looks like Jimmy Ryan has been cut.
Thiago's corner calls for a 1-2. Thiago obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ryan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ryan throws a counter high kick but Thiago was just alert enough to avoid it.
Thiago lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ryan at a distance.
Ryan leaves his chin hanging out and Thiago seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Ryan crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Thiago Thiago!
A very excited looking Thiago Thiago made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.